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Best Muslim hook up lines

published by YasminCullen on 5 January, 2009 - 20:37

Yeah i was just browsing the net and came upon this.
10-24-40-65-68 are ma fave's! LOL

1. OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.

2. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.

3. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

4. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

6. You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.

7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

8. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?

9. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

farsighted

published by proud_hijabi on 5 January, 2009 - 19:49

A Jew lost his invaluable ring and accidentally a poor Muslim fellow found it. When this Muslim came to know that it belongs to that Jew he went to return him. The Jew smiled and asked him:"Do you know its value?"

The Muslim replied:"Yes."

"You found this and you are also a poor and a needy!" said the Jew.

"Yes, you are right." The Muslim replied.
The Jew asked,"Did it not come to your mind that by selling this ring you can live a comfortable life as you had an excuse that it belonged to a Jew?"

The Muslim told him,"Why, I should have thought that way?"
"So why did you return this ring to me while I was not knowing that you have found it?" Questioned the Jew.

Me, My Family & The Hajj (part 2)

published by Seraphim on 3 January, 2009 - 23:47

So there i was in Saudi soaking up the good vibes (and the sunshine Biggrin ) at one of the holiest cities in all of the Muslim world. And im wondering: "What the hell is that SMELL?"

For an enlightened people (supposedly), muslims certainly make one HECK of a mess. The streets walking to the mosque in Makkah literally STINK of garbage. Muslims of a certain national (not mentioning who) would buy food from takeouts (all the streets are lined with them) eat it outside on the street and throw the stuff on the street. Then they'd do their wudu there, even sleep there. And i wouldnt be surprised if they took a leak there too. Infact theres soo much garbage that the government has to hire a 24/7 cleaning crew... and its still not clean.

Childish look on Ramadan

published by LookingToSee on 3 January, 2009 - 15:49

Ramadan in brief

During the month of Ramadan
The Quran was revealed
To our beloved prophet
Through angel Gibril

Goods deeds should be multiply
And bad ones avoided
Daily invocations should be made
And no more backbiting

The big devils are chain up
The angels are ready to record
Major or smaller sins or otherwise good deeds

Heaven is wide open
Hellfire is firmly shut
Lailatul qadr is an odd night
Worth more that a thousand months

Eid is our reward
For all the efforts, for our fast
It marks the end of Ramadan, a sorrow and a joy
It is a celebration but the blessed month is over

May Allah keep us alive until Next Ramadan InshaAllah
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Ramadan vit’fait

Pendant le mois de Ramadan
Est descendu le saint Coran

i asked allah..

published by proud_hijabi on 2 January, 2009 - 23:31

i love this poem i disscovered it when it was hung up in my tutor room

I asked... Allah Ta'ala gave me...

I asked for Strength.....
And Allah Ta'ala gave me Difficulties to make me strong.

I asked for Wisdom....
And Allah Ta'ala gave me Problems to solve.

I asked for Prosperity....
And Allah Ta'ala gave me the Brain and Brawn to work.

I asked for Courage....
And Allah Ta'ala gave me Danger to overcome.

I asked for Love....
And Allah Ta'ala gave me Troubled people to help.

I asked for Favours....
And Allah Ta'ala gave me Opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted....
But I received everything I needed!

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