Yeah i was just browsing the net and came upon this.
10-24-40-65-68 are ma fave's! LOL
1. OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.
2. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
3. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
4. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
6. You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
8. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
9. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
10. Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?
11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
12. Can I have your wali's phone number?
13. So, read any good Surahs lately?
14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
16. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?
17. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room
16. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?
18. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
19. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
20. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
21. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.
22. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.
23. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.
24. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!
25. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
26. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.
27. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
28. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
29. I thought the "Hoor al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.
30. That hijab really compliments your eyes..
31. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
32. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
33. That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
34. I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one. 35. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
36. I didnt trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
37. Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
38. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'?
39. Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
40. *Looks around girls hijab* "sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag"
41. You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
42. After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
43. Just say out loud - MASHA'ALLAH!
44. My name is BlackSeed, I do the body good.
45. Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
45. I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
46. I just made dua for YOU.
47. Do u remember me?...from the alam al-arwah (9th heaven - where the spirit of the person lives on ever since the first creation of the person in purely spiritual form, together with all other human spirits)
48. I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you
49. Sister, please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai
50. You are the reason why hijab was mandated.
51. Have your ammi call my ammi
52. You're so beautiful, even hur al-ayn would be jealous
53. I dont need mahr...YOU are my mahr
54. I'm one of the few guys to get a hur al-ayn not only in the Next Life but in this one as well
55. You are the coolness of my eyes.
56. I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk
57. If i become a shaheed i will get 72 of you!
58. So.. Where is your Wali?
59. Nice ankles. Very nice.
60. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
61. Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
62. Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
63. I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
64. Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
65. Wow, are you a decendent of Yusuf (as)??
66. You shine with so much nur that you could light up a room..in my heart
67. You make me realise why we're asked to lower our gaze so much
68. Your feet made me lower my gaze.
69. Praise be to Allah, who created you so beautifully full of nur
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I doubt many women would take kindly to that one.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
"Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?"
Funny
*dirol*''Biggy'*dirol*
22 and 26 are the same.
you mean 21 and 26.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
The best one are
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“Before death takes away what you are given, give away whatever there is to give.”
Mawlana Jalal ud Din Rumi
ASTAGFIRULLAH!!
lol i ddnt read them all but i think iv read them before yes they are funny!
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
It's a joke, Power of Silence.
“Before death takes away what you are given, give away whatever there is to give.”
Mawlana Jalal ud Din Rumi
erm ye i know, i was taking the mick! i did say it was funny read the whole comment! :roll:
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
I love all brothers and sisters, especially shy ones.
hmm i thought there was 7 levels of hell and 8 levels of heaven? (or the other way round?)
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
i remember reading this agessss back, still funny!
thanks PofS for revivaling it. (Y)
Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?
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