A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, “Ahhhhh.”

Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “Ahhhhh.”

Filled with curiosity, he screams, “Who are you?” but the only answer he receives is: “Who are you?”

This makes him angry, so he screams, “You are a coward!” and the voice answers, “You are a coward!”

He looks at his father asking, “Dad, what is going on?”

“Son,” he replies, “pay attention!” Then he screams, “I admire you!”

The voice answers, “I admire you!”

The father shouts, “You are wonderful!” and the voice answers, “You are wonderful!”

The boy is surprised, but still can’t understand what is going on.

Sunnah Back

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LOL

Since its war in the Middle East, war in the streets and war in our souls at the moment, here's a Where's Wali War Special!

Answers on a postcard please.

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A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?”

“Because I need to,” she said.

“I don’t understand, “ he said.

His mum just hugged him and said, “And you never will”.

Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”

“All women cry for no reason,” his dad answered carelessly.

The little boy, still wondering why women cry, finally asked the old wise sheikh. “He surely knows the answer,” he thought. “O sheikh! Why do women cry so easily?”

The sheikh answered: “When Allah (swt) made the women she had to be made so special. He made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

He gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that comes from her children.

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none of this video has been contributed towards by me. ( no undeserved plaudits . . .)

Suhaib reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) thus said: There lived a king before you and he had a (court) magician. As he (the magician) grew old, he said to the king: I have grown old, send some young boy to me so that I should teach him magic. He (the king) sent to him a young man so that he should train him (in magic). And on his way (to the magician) he (the young man) found a monk sitting there. He (the young man) listened to his (the monk's) talk and was impressed by it. It became his habit that on his way to the magician he met the monk and set there and he came to the magician (late). He (the magician) beat him because of delay.

Thanks to Noor for asking me to find this. I actually like it. Shocking.

(and before you ask - I have no idea what most of it means.)

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just wanted to say sorry for the chat yesterday (05/01/09)

1.i have a lot of respect as i have gathered, through reading comments, that Ya'qub is a revert (i hope im not mistaken *lips biting*) THIS deserve respect (i think)

2.i respect Ya'qub because he is older than me, i cant realy recall the convo from yesterday, but i must have been rude in some way..

3.Ya'qub sounds wise so i should listen... and respect

4.he has more experience than me

i have more reason to apologize than to anything, so i'd rather apologize