What Did You learn Today?

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I went iceskating today.

I've learnt that ice skating is kinda like trying to accomplish stuff in life...when you fall over, you just get back up and try again. When you fall again, you just brush yourself and get back again... and again and again.

But when your body and ego cant take any more bruises. Its time to give up. Biggrin

I learnt (yesterday) what colour "Wedgewood" was.

Any guesses? You may (or may not) be surprised.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

i am thinking brown because of the term "wood" in the word lol

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

Well, so did I.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

well put me out of my misery Sad what colour is it?

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

oh right that is suprising

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

i learnt today that wedgewood is blue and not brown lol

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:
ive learnt that a bunch of men can become fascinated with crockery :roll:

heeeeey who u calling a guy :x
The last time i checked im 101% sure im still a girl Biggrin

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

guppies eat their young born

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

I learnt:

Chambers[/url]"][b]guppy[/b] [i]noun (guppies)[/i] a small brightly coloured freshwater fish that varies widely in form and colour, breeds prolifically, and is a popular aquarium fish.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

I learnt (or rather confirmed what i already thought), that doctors just chat rubbish. they dont do their job properly

The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.

Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.

ɐɥɐɥ

"Sirus" wrote:
I learnt (or rather confirmed what i already thought), that doctors just chat rubbish. they dont do their job properly

Most of them are just plain drunken idiots whose job even a monkey with a wrench could do better.

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"Seraphim" wrote:
"Sirus" wrote:
I learnt (or rather confirmed what i already thought), that doctors just chat rubbish. they dont do their job properly

Most of them are just plain drunken idiots whose job even a monkey with a wrench could do better.

huh?

I'm sorry but what?

Doctors have one of the most difficult jobs on the planet and they do it very well. The proof that they do it well is that people don't go around dying all the time.

Next time I'm ill I'd be much happier seeing a doctor than some guy who blows into bits of cloth or whatever

Don't just do something! Stand there.

Wot? I did say 'most'? I can hardly paint all doctors with the same brush, some of them are bound to be good at what they do.

And dont even get me started on those cloth blowing, money scamming hippies.

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you said that a monkey with a wrench could do better than 'most' doctors.

I'm certainly not gonna go to the zoo instead of the hospital, i don't know about you!

Don't just do something! Stand there.

now now boys calm down, take a chill pill lol
I think it depends on the doctor. If its an asian doctor then chances are that they dont have clue what theyr on about because they probs dont have a legit degree. I always prefer english docs they get to the root of the problem without the need to interroagte you about your whole khandaan :twisted:

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

well i think some asian docs don't do their job properly. They think coz they're asian and the patient is asian they can give us a shoddy second class service. They won't even look at the ailment but begin writing out a prescription first, and wave u out the door.

It's usually the asian male docs i have a problem with. My family doc of over ten yrs was like that, i detest the man. I refused to see him for 5 yrs or more, thank God i never fell ill.

At my new surgery one male doc is cool. the other is a total arrogant fool, i refuse to see him anymore. Thankfully there's a female doc there i see her when i need to go.

My first family doc, still doc to my parents and siblings used to be a drunkard back in the 80's, i remember quite clearly. My parents would laugh about it, i was quite young and naive, i used to say why did the doc walk funny coming into the house? He banged into the walls in the hall way when there's plenty of space? Course it's not funny drinking on the job. Told folks to get rid of him but they act like he's the best doc in the world. Yeah only coz they get a cabinet full of medicine from him when they're not even ill. :roll:

Unfortunately the same thing happened with my midwife, shoddy service after the very first appointment with her i thght yeah ur gona be replaced and i'll make sure i go for a caucasian more mature lady. I don;t care if i sound racist, coz that's the sort of service i've always got from asians shoddy. Caucasian folks don't treat me like this why asians, there must be a reason. My current midwife is a godsend, she needs to be nominated for an award.

My first midwife after i dumped her i went to an antenatal class and she was the teacher....i thght sugar i can pretend i'm in the wrong room and leave, coz i've got my face covered, or just sit down and act cool looool. So i just sat down. My doc obviously never passed on my complaint to her, although he agreed she was slightly incompetant looooooool.

Yeah... why treat the illness when its soo much easier to treat the symptoms. A wrong answer is still a wrong answer. Thank God! I dont fall ill.

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Religious people are busy understanding hell by almost getting into it. Spiritual people have gone to hell and back, and make all effort never again to go close to it.

-Shaykh Humza Yusuf

Today, I learned:

There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.

and:

In France, it is legal to marry a dead person.

Don't just do something! Stand there.

"Ya'qub" wrote:

In France, it is legal to marry a dead person.

lol serious
where do they hold the ceremony, in the graveyard or do they dig up the dead body then bring it to the church?
How does the dead person say "i do" lol.

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

Today i learnt the difference between a PCI and a PCI Express slot. :oops:

Which is shameful... i should have known that already...

oh well... learn something new everyday.

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"Seraphim" wrote:
Today i learnt the difference between a PCI and a PCI Express slot. :oops:

Which is shameful... i should have known that already...

oh well... learn something new everyday.

n00b!!!

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Admin" wrote:
"Seraphim" wrote:
Today i learnt the difference between a PCI and a PCI Express slot. :oops:

Which is shameful... i should have known that already...

oh well... learn something new everyday.

n00b!!!

bite me Blum 3

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Oh and i also learnt that flowers on a persons grave pray for him.

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Petals.

Any greenery.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

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