salaam

Since the forum is not as fun as it used to be....
i think we need some jokes to brighten things up...
so people.... lets hear your FUNNY jokes...

i'll start with one...you probably have heard it before:

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling: "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

OK folks, What is the meaning of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly?. Bronze!! any idea!! , OK, I know you don't know, OK, let me tell you!!

This type of title normally refers to the family!!, A married man, his wife and normally his mother-in-law. I think this rings your bell now, doesn't it!!

OK, let me explain what it means!!The Good is of-course a MAN , the BAD is the WIFE and the ugly is the Mother-In-Law , Shocked yeah!! , well, this is what many people see it and not me!!

Can someone explain what people mean by saying this!!.

In social situations the first-born child may feel anxious and fear that they may fail the expectations they put on themselves and the expectations of others (Hoopes & Harper, 1987). The first child operates within the family by being responsible for family members and the productiveness of each member (Hoopes & Harper, 1987). When the child thinks productivity is not obtained (or not to the level of quality they wish for) they view this as failing because they are not doing their “job” (Hoopes & Harper, 1987).

Im my opinion the two just don't go together. You can not claim to be religious as well as a feminist. The two simply contradict each other. This rise in feminism is destroying all the major religions. Its also giving these religions a bad view.