:oops:

knew that may have givin it away..... :shock:

no....she had nasty hair

i got a Rozanne Doll from Rolex tho, shes another muslim doll lol

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now aint that a song

Janay Kion

Janay kion
Mohabbat ka safar
Itna khuthan hota hay
Na janay kion
Is per chal nay walay ko
Kabhi
Manzil naheen milti
Na janay kion
Is my dekhy janay walay
Khwboon ki tabeer may
Karchioon kay siwa khuch nahee milta
Na janay kion
Is my sb khuch khokar bhi
Daman tahi rehat hay
Is may sirfarmano ka khoon hota hay
Na janay kion
Is safar ka rasta
Itna khuthan hota hay...!!!

[b]this is more along the lines of daft but true quotes!

Naturally American of course [/b]

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein," -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn't have a problem with forest fires." George Bush

"Darth V-Hayder" wrote:

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey

Mairiah Carey didn't actually say this.

A satirical website put these words in her mouth.

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Quote:

duniyaa mein huuN duniyaa kaa talab_gaar nahiin huuN
baazaar se guzaraa huuN Khariidaar nahiin huuN

Akbar Allahabadi

I am in the world, I am not a seeker of the world,
I pass through the market, but I am not a buyer.

[color=brown]

Quote:

dunyaa se jaa raha hoon, kafan mein muun chhipaaye
afsos baad marne ki aaye hume haya.

I am going from the world, my face veiled in the shroud
Alas only after death did I learn some modesty.

[/quote]

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Zindagi jab bhi kisi sheh ki talab karti hai,
Zuban pe tera hi naam machalta hai, eh Mere Quaid!!

Whenever I desire something in life,
Your name is always on my tongue, Oh my Beloved Shaykh!!!

sounds better in urdu

[color=green]fasaad qalb o nazar hai farang ki tahzeeb

ke rooh iss madaniyat ki reh saki naa afeef.

rahe na rooh mein paakeezgi to hai naapayd

zameer paak o khayaal buland zoq e lateef.

Civilisation of the west is perversion of heart and mind,

Since its soul could not remain unpolluted.

When the soul loses its purity everything goes,

Cleanliness of conscience, loftiness of mind, refinement of taste

Allamah Iqbal[/color]

Apna Aisa Husband ho

Aesa Apna Husband Ho...
Aesa apna husband ho...
6" feet jiss ki height ho,
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaj us ka light ho,
Husband apna aesa bright ho...
Uff tak na karay itna quite ho,
Dinner main us ka jawab na ho,
Romantic at night ho,
Shopping kar kay jab bhi aoon,
Bolay "darling, tum kitni nice ho",
Husband apna aesa bright ho...
Mujhay rani bana kar rakhay,
Tau phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas susar kay samnay kahay,
Jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
Jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Jahan chahay jaaon, Jo chahay karoon,
Kuch is tarah ki life ho,
Her doosray week ghoomnay phirnay ki flight ho,
Aisa hojaye tau main uroon asman pay jaise kite ho,
Husband apna aesa bright hai...

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yea rite med, its a dream come true if i find sum 1 like that,

yea i found it funny 2...but it aint rude..actually i didnt even bother reading it properly

that end bits funny, gosh did u have to mention rasgullay

"NaJ/19" wrote:

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,

lol that was a bit rude.

u dont like rasgullay? i dont really eat em much but it was part of the poem.

u what , i love rasgullay the best of mithaye i've had , and that so called rude bit, whatever it means i dunno...

nah I dont like rasgullay that much, they too sweet. im sweet enough as it is.

But, I dont believe you burnley ppl are soo innocent that you dont get the rudeness in that line. It means that he wears loose, non-fitting jeans but underneath he is tight. From this I assume it means muscled. But I think thats enough of that topic.

"Med" wrote:

nah I dont like rasgullay that much, they too sweet. im sweet enough as it is.

But, I dont believe you burnley ppl are soo innocent that you dont get the rudeness in that line. .

what a joke sweet enough
leave burnley out ,khair whatever it meant yea...i wish i hadnt mentioned where im from, im good at lying

lol. nah nah y shud I leave burnley? U started on my beloved alum rock, the apple of my eye, the joy of my heart. and u cussed wohh-ta and I aint even got started on burnley yet.

hehehe.

WHATEVA, u've sed enough...i feel for burnley even though i aint from here really......aloo rock is totally ( no word to describe what i feel) thats how nasty i find it

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Yes Alum rock is indescribable.

Funny thing is before I came to this forum didnt even know that a place called burnley even existed, not exactly a hub of activity or a place of any importance is it? Naah I bet there's nowt to do up in burnley, 'ey lass. Am I right, duck? I bet highlight up north, is going t' shop for loaaf bred.

Wheras Alum Rock. We got masjid and madrassah, and food shops, clothes shops, jewellers, shoes shops (handy when some northerners come down), supermarkets, everything!! and oh its gonna b sooo bz 2mrw cos evry1 is gonna b stocking up for roza. i cant wait!!!

"NaJ/19" wrote:

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

looooooooool. My mom and aunties say fiteh mooh when something happens aswell. InshaALLAH ALLAH take all of Alum Rock to jannat

"Med" wrote:

Yes Alum rock is indescribable.

Funny thing is before I came to this forum didnt even know that a place called burnley even existed, not exactly a hub of activity or a place of any importance is it? Naah I bet there's nowt to do up in burnley, 'ey lass. Am I right, duck? I bet highlight up north, is going t' shop for loaaf bred.

Wheras Alum Rock. We got masjid and madrassah, and food shops, clothes shops, jewellers, shoes shops (handy when some northerners come down), supermarkets, everything!! and oh its gonna b sooo bz 2mrw cos evry1 is gonna b stocking up for roza. i cant wait!!!

i've had enough...cant take it anymore....boltay jawo ,u havent even seen my place........but i can judge yours...EAZYYY...

Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!

"NaJ/19" wrote:

i've had enough...cant take it anymore....boltay jawo ,u havent even seen my place........but i can judge yours...EAZYYY...

Im sorry, Muhtarama. I didnt mean to offend you. I will lay off for a bit but if I do come down burnley then I will definitely comment on it.

"Med" wrote:

"NaJ/19" wrote:

i've had enough...cant take it anymore....boltay jawo ,u havent even seen my place........but i can judge yours...EAZYYY...

Im sorry, Muhtarama. I didnt mean to offend you. I will lay off for a bit but if I do come down burnley then I will definitely comment on it.

sorry u, and 4........not OFFENDED, course not

no need to go down.

the thing in common almost all predominantly asian areas have is that ther are sh...

erm... under developed.

be it b'ham, be it manchester, be it landen.

another thing is the tip asian areas are normally in.

cleanliness is half opf faith, but see an asian area, and you'd think the opposite.

Well . . . compared to the leafy suburbs they are underdeveloped but personally I dont think they that bad. We gotta look at the big picture, worldwide we are wealthy, even those of us who are sitting on dole are rich.

And I also notice that in paki areas they have more life, more community feel compared to english areas. I mean in Bham all the areas with muslim population have a high street whereas english have less closely packed shops and just have post office and newsagents and shops dotted around like that. cov rd, stratford rd, alum rock rd, ladypool rd, stoney lane etc all have business running through them everyday.

Another thing is in white areas go about on bank holliday or sunday morning and it is dead! our areas always shops open, even on eid in the morning for a few hours the shops are bz.

Another thing i heard is that bare money goes through alum rock. Theres a coach company in bham - azeez coaches - and they bring in ppl from bradford, manchester, leicester etc. I mean alum rock is eriously quite a major business area.

TRUE TRUE......