What Did You learn Today?

[quote="Beast"]Can be very cheeky and ask you to talk me through long division?[/quote]

Lol. Too be honest Beast. I'd use a calculator.

But the traditional way to do it is to work out how many times a number goes into another number and then 'carry over' how many are left.

(I just spent the last five minute trying to work out a long division and explain how I got the answer - but a calculator check showed me that my answer was wrong)

Your best bet would be to use bitesize, they explain things in the best way....and so do their revision guides.

Children have an incredibily strong sense of unfairness.

I took my class to see Cinderella in panatomine today and my 'angels' turned into a angry mob.

Allow booing - they were yelling, screming, hurling abuse, giving death threats and even giving the finger to the 'wicked stepmother'.

They know its 'pretend' but that didnt stop them from 'feeling cinderella's pain'.

I remember when i was little simmilar plays, you know how fun it is to be involved like that, i wouldnt blame them but im not saying you do.

Many teachers are fat cos..

-They manage 30kids in a class - and its always someone's b'day, which means there's always cake or chocolates for the teacher.
-Most teachers get xmas presents and end of year presents - which is usually chocolates or biscuits.
-In the staffroom there's always someone getting married, pregnant, leaving or celebrating their b'day which again means more cake for all.

I think from now on...instead of barking orders at my class in PE. I'll join in with them.

One-third of black males living in the US will experience prison life at least once in their lifetime.

As soon as I have completed my six units for this year, I can leave school and never have to come back again! Wohooo!!!!!!!!!

😛

thought ur doing A2 u can drop out at any point cant you?

female doctors are twice as likely to commit suicide that other women :shock:

- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
- Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

[quote="MuslimBro"]
- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.[/quote]

strictly speaking thats not true. If you hold your breath and someone comes and squeezes you real tight around your waist it can kill you.

[quote="Naz"][quote="MuslimBro"]
- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.[/quote]

strictly speaking thats not true. If you hold your breath and someone comes and squeezes you real tight around your waist it can kill you.[/quote]

depending on how tightly someone squeezed you, it wouldn't make a difference if you were holding your breath or not.

What if you're holding your breath and someone comes up and says 'if you don't breath now I'll shoot you', and then you still hold your breath, does that count?

^^ i think its very rare to kill someone in this way but nevertheless less still possible (my teacher was telling me of someone she knew), most of the time you just pass out. Takes me back to high school, some of the girls would do it just to get out of a lesson they didn’t like. The alternative was to set off the fire alarm but if you got caught you had to pay the £250 fine that the school paid out every time the fire service came down.

When I was at school, for a short while there was this craze where one would take some deep breaths, breathe out and hold it. Then another person would crush them. Fainting guaranteed. Maybe even convulsions.

Massive crackdown when the teachers found out.

/Being the sensible one, I stayed well away.

Morrisons is better than asda and sainsburys and tesco :shock:

[quote="Alisha"]Morrisons is better than asda and sainsburys and tesco :shock:[/quote]

Morrisons ALWAYS has pure offers on.

Sainsburys hardly EVER has any.

Asda's is alright.

iceland's where it's at.

or occaisionally Lidl.

If you don't mind funding unfairness.

I only been morrisons twice, cos we have all the others close by.
Iceland is only good for the chicago town stuff crust cheese pizza 😃

I learnt something really annoying, I need duas 🙁

Sainsbury's and Tesco are the only two of the major supermarkets who are not majorly abusing Africans.

Their stuff also seems to cost more. A coincidence?

(Asda/Walmart is almost like a slave driver...)

Price is not everything.

Thats what it's all about these days, whether your being selfish and saving a few pennies or your being sefless and losing a few pennies.

Tescos might be the leading supermarket but they aint top when it comes to how their employees are treated.

Morrisons are the best when it comes to employees.

We had a propper full employee only canteen which was cheaper to eat at than eating at home. lol.

-according to my tutor i'm an asset to the class and i will go far in my studies.
- my tutor adores me.

8)

i hate deadlines
they make you eat and eat and eat

- Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
- Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

[quote="MuslimBro"] - Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.[/quote]

Not cutting your nails in 2 weeks is a minor sin. If dont cut them in a month it becomes a major sin!

[quote="Naz"]Not cutting your nails in 2 weeks is a minor sin. If dont cut them in a month it becomes a major sin![/quote]
Hmm... where did you get that from?

I've only known it to be extremely disliked, or even a minor sin but a major one?

^^^^Someone who is part of the islamic society at my uni was saying.

- Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
- More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

[quote="MuslimBro"]- Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.[/quote]
Coca-cola are the main reason why santa is in a red suit.

Replace "main" with "Only". He is their "mascot".