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Submitted by _Me_ on 2 November, 2011 - 16:07

Bugz wrote:
lame o, lame o....

Couldn't do any better yourself

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Submitted by s.b.f on 2 November, 2011 - 16:30

_Me_ wrote:
Bugz wrote:
lame o, lame o....

Couldn't do any better yourself

lol

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Submitted by The Lamp on 18 November, 2011 - 18:06

George Bush, Tony Blair and Hosni Mubarak are sat together. Bush is occassionally touching his ear and murmuring.
"What's that?" the others ask.
"Oh, just some new technology from my country," Bush replies. "So I can talk to my aides."
Tony Blair is seen touching his throat and murmuring.
"Why're you doing that?" the others ask.
"Just some new technology from my country, so I can keep in touch with my family."
At this point Mubarak is getting worried. He feels embarassed, like a fool, there's ni such new technology from his country, he needs to think of something clever and fast.
He grabs a very important and top secret document and shoves it in his mouth and swallows it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Bush and Blair shout.
"Just sending a fax to Egypt," he replies, belching.

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Submitted by Lioness of Allah on 18 November, 2011 - 19:27

s.b.f wrote:
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

Lol one of the best reviews i've read in a loong time

@lampy Biggrin

Okay i've got one:

A chubby girl enters an ice cream parlour oand orders a mega ice cream with: 5 scoops of every flavour there, wafers, strawberry sauce, hunders and thousands, 4 flakes and some pink sherbet.
When she had finished ordering, the waitress asked her:
"would you like a cherry on top of that?"

She replied "No thanks, i'm on a diet."

Fail Biggrin

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Death is the end of time. Not the end of Life.

Smile Biggrin

Submitted by _Me_ on 18 November, 2011 - 19:52

The Lamp wrote:
George Bush, Tony Blair and Hosni Mubarak are sat together. Bush is occassionally touching his ear and murmuring.
"What's that?" the others ask.
"Oh, just some new technology from my country," Bush replies. "So I can talk to my aides."
Tony Blair is seen touching his throat and murmuring.
"Why're you doing that?" the others ask.
"Just some new technology from my country, so I can keep in touch with my family."
At this point Mubarak is getting worried. He feels embarassed, like a fool, there's ni such new technology from his country, he needs to think of something clever and fast.
He grabs a very important and top secret document and shoves it in his mouth and swallows it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Bush and Blair shout.
"Just sending a fax to Egypt," he replies, belching.

Lol

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Submitted by Foysol89 on 18 November, 2011 - 20:25

Lioness of Allah wrote:
s.b.f wrote:
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

Lol one of the best reviews i've read in a loong time

@lampy Biggrin

Okay i've got one:

A chubby girl enters an ice cream parlour oand orders a mega ice cream with: 5 scoops of every flavour there, wafers, strawberry sauce, hunders and thousands, 4 flakes and some pink sherbet.
When she had finished ordering, the waitress asked her:
"would you like a cherry on top of that?"

She replied "No thanks, i'm on a diet."

Fail Biggrin

Lol i don't know why i found it funny lool

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Lets reunite the ummah under one flag LA ILAHA IL ALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH

Submitted by TPOS on 18 November, 2011 - 20:27

Foysol89 wrote:

Lol i don't know why i found it funny lool


fatties make u laugh Sad
Blum 3
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"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

Submitted by _Me_ on 18 November, 2011 - 20:29

ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:
Foysol89 wrote:

Lol i don't know why i found it funny lool


fatties make u laugh Sad
Blum 3

Lol

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Submitted by Foysol89 on 18 November, 2011 - 20:38

:?

I don't get it

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Lets reunite the ummah under one flag LA ILAHA IL ALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH

Submitted by TPOS on 18 November, 2011 - 21:07

Foysol89 wrote:
:?

I don't get it


Fool nvm
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"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

Submitted by _Me_ on 18 November, 2011 - 21:12

ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:
Foysol89 wrote:
:?

I don't get it


Fool nvm

Hey guys, where have the Biggrin disappeared to!

@Foysol, I just laughed at the word 'fatties' :oops:

Biggrin

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Submitted by You on 18 November, 2011 - 21:47

http://maniacmuslim.com/?p=1431

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"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Submitted by Foysol89 on 19 November, 2011 - 03:05

ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:
Foysol89 wrote:
:?

I don't get it


Fool nvm

Lol

@Me Biggrin

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Lets reunite the ummah under one flag LA ILAHA IL ALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH

Submitted by LookingToSee on 19 November, 2011 - 23:21

somefat people chose to be fat. i dont see why i should feel bad in any way abt this...

i joke!

but iknow no joke...

i like riddles though

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Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

Submitted by Foysol89 on 20 November, 2011 - 00:12

Spoke to the guys at SunnahFit today. The brother said he'll call a fat person fat and an anoerexic skinny because they need to be told that they're living unhealthy and they need to fix up. Found it kinda harsh but still true.

So i'm allowed to say Fatty Biggrin

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Lets reunite the ummah under one flag LA ILAHA IL ALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH

Submitted by TPOS on 20 November, 2011 - 00:14

A British man got assaulted in the Punjab and was later found by the police. He suffered the worst beating they had ever seen.
They asked him "Why were you beaten so bad".
The British man said "They kept asking my name so I told them my name and then they just started to batter me more, the more I said my name the more they beat me. I dont understand I told them the truth and I told them my name was Mickey Marrow!"

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"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

Submitted by LookingToSee on 20 November, 2011 - 17:04

ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE wrote:
A British man got assaulted in the Punjab and was later found by the police. He suffered the worst beating they had ever seen.
They asked him "Why were you beaten so bad".
The British man said "They kept asking my name so I told them my name and then they just started to batter me more, the more I said my name the more they beat me. I dont understand I told them the truth and I told them my name was Mickey Marrow!"

tpos. please explain

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Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

Submitted by You on 20 November, 2011 - 17:06

in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".

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"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Submitted by LookingToSee on 20 November, 2011 - 17:40

You wrote:
in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".

hahaha! who thought it would have been so obvious!!

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Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

Submitted by Foysol89 on 21 November, 2011 - 00:02

You wrote:
in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".

Ohhhhhh makes sense now. Lool

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Lets reunite the ummah under one flag LA ILAHA IL ALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH

Submitted by Bilan on 21 November, 2011 - 06:40

Foysol89 wrote:
You wrote:
in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".

Ohhhhhh makes sense now. Lool

exactly! come on feefs!

about the sunnah fitness dudes, i dnt think calling someone fat is gonna make much difference, im sure these people already knw, and besides, they might not knw about health risks.

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"Verily, in the remembrance of Allah, do hearts find rest"

Submitted by Hummus on 21 November, 2011 - 14:37

@ : _Me_

'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'

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Submitted by Lioness of Allah on 21 November, 2011 - 15:59

Hummus wrote:
@ : _Me_

'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'

Smile

@ you and sbf: Have you ever read any of the twilight books?

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Death is the end of time. Not the end of Life.

Smile Biggrin

Submitted by Hummus on 21 November, 2011 - 16:02

Lioness of Allah wrote:

@ you and sbf: Have you ever read any of the twilight books?

Sarcastic?

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Submitted by _Me_ on 21 November, 2011 - 16:29

I was in the public toilets today and had sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said:

'Hi, how are you?'
Embarassed I said: 'I'm doing fine'
The voice said: 'So what are you up to?'
I said: 'Just doing the same as you, sitting here...'
From next door: 'Can I come over?'
Annoyed I said: 'Rather busy right now!'

Then the voice said: 'Listen, I will have to call you back, there's some idiot next door answering all my questions'

Lol!

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Submitted by _Me_ on 21 November, 2011 - 16:30

Hummus wrote:
@ : _Me_

'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'

Biggrin

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Submitted by TPOS on 21 November, 2011 - 18:13

bilan wrote:
Foysol89 wrote:
You wrote:
in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".

Ohhhhhh makes sense now. Lool

exactly! come on feefs!


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"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

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