The perfect guy (or girl if you are a guy)

So everyone seems to be totally ‘on’ marriage. Marriage Feverrr (ok not everyone but a few of us – you know who you are).

Continuing my sentence (): A friend from uni suggested that I join Single Muslims. Com (is that the right one – I’m not sure now but anyway it was one of those online things where you can meet other single Muslims – preferably to marry that is and not waste time with). She was joking of course, um I think.

So yeh I joined.

JOKE!

I didn’t join (but in fear of making fun of something that I may actually end up doing, i’ll stop there). I wonder how they work though – I personally have never been on a dating – sorry match maker site before. Wouldn’t it be interesting to go undercover (well sort of) to find out the way those things run?

Orrr maybe not. Lalala =S

Yesterday I noticed the guy I work with was, well, getting looks from young – school girls. He was teased about it of course and that’s when he said something like ‘nah man, one year is okay’ referring to the gap between the girl and the guy (the school girls according to him are too young for him – he’s 23 I think)

That got me thinking, what would my perfect gap be? One of my friends wants one of about 7 years (her being younger of course) and another advised not to get married to someone the same age as you because girls mature faster than guys. Of course we all know that Islamically the gap isn’t too much of an issue – using the example of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) and his first wife, but what about just individually. What is the perfect gap for you, yourself and um you?

That got me thinking, (déjà vu – I think I’ve said that already, ah yes I have) I was also pondering on the appearance of the person – we’ve all got bits of an image created in our minds. Like say the colour of their eyes or hair, their height, weight, shoe size – ok slight exaggeration, but you know what I mean.

(Byyy the way I do feel like listing my personal likes and dislikes but that would take forever and besides I’ve had to cheat a little with the time – I saved the title first so that the day doesn’t run into tomorrow – then I’m going to edit it and include this long thing. Not to mention it might be slightly weird.)

Ohh and finally (ok I could have included a whole extra thirty points or something but I’ll pass), where we shall meet this person? Will out eyes lock while sitting at separate ends of a room? (Woah, hold up soppiness or what?!) How will we meet? Will we have one of those – I hated you at the beginning then finally liked you kinda moments or will it be like a crazy scene where ma and pa (mama and papa, mummy and daddy, ammi and abu, ummi and abi) come into the room holding a photo in their hands (of some not so pleasant stranger) yelling ‘ THIS IS WHO YOU’RE MARRYING, GET DRESSED NOW!’

God forbid if it’s the latter. Ooh it just gave me shivers. Brr. Scary.. Totally.

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hmm...:doubt:

so what should i do?

Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

Title them!

Words Of Wisdom: blah blah

Humour: Blah

Although it kinda ruins the flow

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Truth's_Razors wrote:
Title them!

Words Of Wisdom: blah blah

Humour: Blah

Although it kinda ruins the flow

you can't title the humour! that would ruin it!

"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi

or i could write LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. and then you HAVE to laugh.

Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

Lilly wrote:
or i could write LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. and then you HAVE to laugh.

I kind of raised my eyebrow like so *eyebrow up* (in HORROR) LOL - see now i'm laughing

(ok i'm going to stop being horrid)

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what are you guys talking about?

 

Just how Lilly merges her Words of Wisdom and her Humour which then sort of drowns her W.O.W and leaves it with less impact - sorta thing.

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Truth's_Razors wrote:
Just how Lilly merges her Words of Wisdom and her Humour which then sort of drowns her W.O.W and leaves it with less impact - sorta thing.

now you just made this awesome
W.O.W... wooww

and btw, i made you laugh, even if it was done in an unorthodox way. Biggrin

conclusion Lilly does not have that many W.O.W's so, it doesnt matter, back to marriage talk.

Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

Lilly wrote:

conclusion Lilly does not have that many W.O.W's so, it doesnt matter, back to marriage talk.

Lol, the neverending topic!

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i know Biggrin only a neverending topic could take off the limelight...

SOOOO DOWRY!

Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

A few hundred camels perhaps!

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Truth's_Razors wrote:
A few hundred camels perhaps!

what you gona do with that?!

Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

Today, I left my notes on the desk to get some tissue to find someone had vandalised my notepaper with pictures of camels. Blue camels!

 

s.b.f wrote:
Today, I left my notes on the desk to get some tissue to find someone had vandalised my notepaper with pictures of camels. Blue camels!

Maybe theyre trying to tell you something.

SBF: Like what?
Letters: Well... its a blue camel. The blue colour clearly means its a spirit. So the spirit of a blue camel would mean.... i dunno ... ¬_¬ lol

I forget, who asks whom for a dowry? the guys side asks the girl?

Blog reminds me of this:

**sister walks out of exam hall**

Oh my gyad, that chemistry test was so easy! I’m sooooo happy for finishing my last exam. This is the happiest day of my life! LOL!

**a brother exits from opposite exam hall**

Oh, WHO is that? Is he Muslim? He has an ugly beard ewww. He looks scary. And WHY is he walking this way? Oh my God he’s headed straight towards me! Okay, be calm… it’s all normal. Just be polite and make eye contact and…

BROTHER: Assalamu Alaikum
SISTER: Walaikum Musalam

OH MY GOD. He just said salams to me! No way it must have been to someone else. Wait, but there is no one else around. OH MY GOD IT WAS FOR ME. But why? Why would a random brother just say salams to me? It just doesn’t make sense. I’ve been wearing this hijab for ages… so why the salams NOW?

Hmmm, this brother looks like he’s almost done in under grad. Isn’t that the brother who got into med school? Wow he’s so smart mashAllah. Why would someone like that say SALAM to me? Was he just trying to be nice? Hmmm.

Wanna read on?... click

That sister in that post sounds like a lunatic.

I haven't had spaghetti in a long time!

 

WHy do those Maniac Muslim posts like that always pretend that things are always really innocent?

Maybe he has a pure heart.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

You wrote:
WHy do those Maniac Muslim posts like that always pretend that things are always really innocent?

Maybe he has a pure heart.

yep, MM is a bad bad sexist. not really, he picks on girl mostly but he does point out the freakiness of his gender ("stalker brothers")

yep, guy give dowry to girl. Biggrin

Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary?

MuslimBro wrote:
Blog reminds me of this:

Wanna read on?... click

I read an e-mail like this a while back, found it funny then too!

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