A Story of Seven Words

Seraphim —

Hi, every1. We tried this once before but becoz i was away, it got outta hand and certain people (not mentioning who... you know who you are) went off on a tangent.

Okay, so lets start again.

Its basically a game I once saw on another forum.

Basicly every1 contributes a sentence to the story compromising of upto seven words. So no more than seven words people.

The rules are simple:

1. Max seven words
2. There is no end.
3. Keep it clean

I'll start us off:

"I bumped into a friend and asked"

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Beast — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 - 21:54

I bumped into a friend and asked

why I hadn't seen him since

he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars

and sued the circus for a million...

Dawud — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:11

Salaam

I bumped into a friend and asked
why I hadn't seen him since
he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars
and sued the circus for a million
Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...

Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:19

Dawud
Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...

to reproduce and need treats for foreplay

Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:36

DawudThey've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since...

The great penut shortage of 1996

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:43

DawudThe great penut shortage of 1996

and 1997's war between Elephants and Monkeys

Dawud — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:47

When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts
and 1997's war beteween Elephants and Monkeys
had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:52

Dawudhad destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...

and brokered a truce by

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 14:00

DawudNeeding peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind.

Elephants now being extinct, we must

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 15:53

Seraphim

mmm
Elephants now being extinct, we must

construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 16:12

Seraphim

mmm

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

admits he caused the peanut shortage

and killed all the Elephants, now we