A Story of Seven Words

Seraphim —

Hi, every1. We tried this once before but becoz i was away, it got outta hand and certain people (not mentioning who... you know who you are) went off on a tangent.

Okay, so lets start again.

Its basically a game I once saw on another forum.

Basicly every1 contributes a sentence to the story compromising of upto seven words. So no more than seven words people.

The rules are simple:

1. Max seven words
2. There is no end.
3. Keep it clean

I'll start us off:

"I bumped into a friend and asked"

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Dawud — Tue, 9 Oct 2007 - 18:13

Suddenly there was a loud wailing noise
and he died aswell. "End of story"
Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

Seraphim — Tue, 9 Oct 2007 - 18:29

M4k4v3l1end of story

re-read my original first post.

Rule 2: There is no end.

Dawud
Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman

Naz — Tue, 9 Oct 2007 - 20:43

Seraphim

M4k4v3l1end of story

re-read my original first post.

Rule 2: There is no end.

Dawud
Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman

until he turned into.....

Oldham_Lad25 — Tue, 9 Oct 2007 - 21:51

Naz

Seraphim
M4k4v3l1end of story

re-read my original first post.

Rule 2: There is no end.

Dawud
Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman

until he turned into.....

sabreena the teenage witch and decided to..

Dawud — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 - 11:58

The story so far, (btw people there are alot of loose ends to tie up.)

I bumped into a friend and asked why I hadn't seen him since he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars and sued the circus for a million Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying to reproduce and need treats for play, they've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since the great penut shortage of 1996 amd When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts and 1997's war beteween Elephants and Monkeys had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came and brokered a truce by teaming up to go for my peanuts; crying every night about Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind. Elephants now being extinct, we must construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar and burn Luke Skywalker until he admits he caused the peanut shortage and killed all the Elephants, now we must go practice with our samurai swords!”
Finishing his tale, my friend whipped out a gerbil the size of a grape, (thereby negating the theory of Taking over the world), continuing his quest he boarded a plane headed for
Prague... the motherland of all bad guys. To challege them and be the next ballet dancer, to win ‘the coveted’ Only to lose shamefully to Bob Geldof, who said: “wwwaaaassssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!” only to have a heart attack
and die, which was good new for the Snow Queen of Narnia who held a great feast with
The Wicked Witch of the West.
Afterwards, the big bad wolf ate a giant half chicken half squirrel…but realised it was all a dream, And fell off his bed in shock! When he realised he had a very smelly gob he could not get rid off, because he coudn't afford some mouthwash. So instead he used a miswak
which smelt really really really nice (unlike the smell of Cherry Blossoms) and then sudenly, out of nowhere popped out a giant marshmallow woman she had a a big nose
Which was the size of big ben. Then out of the blue ‘he’ had a very bad flu which meant ‘he’ had a very snotty attitude towards everyone especially the big bad wolf.
When the Imperial Peanut Palace got word that the emperor was slain they called Superman and the Justice League to bury the emperor deep in the region of the ice planet Hoth. Where the dwellers are short, round and green, (just like mushy peas!) Now on this planet hoth there lived Obi-Wan-Kenobis ghost who decided to take over the world!
The hothians responded by sending in Rodney, a giant half-chicken half-squirrel, with Del Boy by his side. They would dress as Batman and Robin and go to Neverland only to find michael jackson is actualy black. Then Discover why Marshmellow woman was called 'he'.
Suddenly there was a loud wailing noise and he died aswell.
"End of story"
Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead! Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman
until he turned into Sabreena the teenage witch and decided to cast a spell which would
Send her to hell for practicing witchcraft. Suddenly, the Angel of death appeared and offered her a massive Burger and Fries which looked like they had been brought from McDonalds. Whilst eating, Sabrina realised marshmellows are genderless!
continuing on this epic journey...

Rodney buried Delboy next to the emperor.

Oldham_Lad25 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 - 23:44

DawudSalaam

Sabrina obliged, devouring Rodney with wolfish fury...

which would leave him mentally scarred for...

Seraphim — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 - 23:49

Oldham_Lad25

DawudSalaam

Sabrina obliged, devouring Rodney with wolfish fury...

which would leave him mentally scarred for...

the rest of his teenage life

Funzo — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 - 23:50

why did my comment get deleted its not right this happened last time my comments where gettin deleted for no reason