A Story of Seven Words

Published by Seraphim on 26 September, 2007 - 11:22
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Submitted by Seraphim on 9 October, 2007 - 11:01

"mmm" wrote:
with Del Boy by his side, they....

would dress as Batman and Robin

Lol

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Submitted by mmm on 9 October, 2007 - 13:36

haha!!

and go to....

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He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

Submitted by Mez on 9 October, 2007 - 13:42

...Neverland only to find....

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Submitted by mmm on 9 October, 2007 - 13:55

michael jackson is actualy black. then.....

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He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

Submitted by Dawud on 9 October, 2007 - 14:56

Discover why Marshmellow woman was called 'he'

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Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

Submitted by idi on 9 October, 2007 - 17:57

and he died aswell
end of story

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"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."

Submitted by Dawud on 9 October, 2007 - 18:13

[color=blue]Suddenly there was a loud wailing noise[/color]
[color=red]and he died aswell. "End of story"[/color]
Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

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Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

Submitted by Seraphim on 9 October, 2007 - 18:29

"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
end of story

re-read my original first post.

[b]Rule 2: There is no end.[/b]

"Dawud" wrote:

Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman

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Submitted by Naz on 9 October, 2007 - 20:43

"Seraphim" wrote:
"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
end of story

re-read my original first post.

Rule 2: There is no end.

"Dawud" wrote:

Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman

until he turned into.....

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Submitted by Oldham_Lad25 on 9 October, 2007 - 21:51

"Naz" wrote:
"Seraphim" wrote:
"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
end of story

re-read my original first post.

Rule 2: There is no end.

"Dawud" wrote:

Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead!

Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman

until he turned into.....

sabreena the teenage witch and decided to..

Submitted by MuslimBro on 9 October, 2007 - 23:48

"Oldham_Lad25" wrote:
sabreena the teenage witch and decided to..

cast a spell which would...
Submitted by Seraphim on 10 October, 2007 - 10:27

"MuslimBro" wrote:

cast a spell which would...

Send her to hell for practicing witchcraft

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Submitted by mmm on 10 October, 2007 - 17:39

and offered her a massive...

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Submitted by Mez on 10 October, 2007 - 17:42

Burger and Fries which looked....

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Submitted by Naz on 10 October, 2007 - 20:36

like they had been brought from McDonalds

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Submitted by Dawud on 10 October, 2007 - 22:36

Whilst eating, Sabrina realised marshmellows are genderless!

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Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

Submitted by mmm on 11 October, 2007 - 02:40

continuing on this epic journey...

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He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

Submitted by Dawud on 11 October, 2007 - 11:58

The story so far, (btw people there are alot of loose ends to tie up.)

Quote:
I bumped into a friend and asked why I hadn't seen him since he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars and sued the circus for a million Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying to reproduce and need treats for play, they've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since the great penut shortage of 1996 amd When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts and 1997's war beteween Elephants and Monkeys had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came and brokered a truce by teaming up to go for my peanuts; crying every night about Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind. Elephants now being extinct, we must construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar and burn Luke Skywalker until he admits he caused the peanut shortage and killed all the Elephants, now we must go practice with our samurai swords!”
Finishing his tale, my friend whipped out a gerbil the size of a grape, (thereby negating the theory of Taking over the world), continuing his quest he boarded a plane headed for
Prague... the motherland of all bad guys. To challege them and be the next ballet dancer, to win ‘the coveted’ Only to lose shamefully to Bob Geldof, who said: “wwwaaaassssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!” only to have a heart attack
and die, which was good new for the Snow Queen of Narnia who held a great feast with
The Wicked Witch of the West.
Afterwards, the big bad wolf ate a giant half chicken half squirrel…but realised it was all a dream, And fell off his bed in shock! When he realised he had a very smelly gob he could not get rid off, because he coudn't afford some mouthwash. So instead he used a miswak
which smelt really really really nice (unlike the smell of Cherry Blossoms) and then sudenly, out of nowhere popped out a giant marshmallow woman she had a a big nose
Which was the size of big ben. Then out of the blue ‘he’ had a very bad flu which meant ‘he’ had a very snotty attitude towards everyone especially the big bad wolf.
When the Imperial Peanut Palace got word that the emperor was slain they called Superman and the Justice League to bury the emperor deep in the region of the ice planet Hoth. Where the dwellers are short, round and green, (just like mushy peas!) Now on this planet hoth there lived Obi-Wan-Kenobis ghost who decided to take over the world!
The hothians responded by sending in Rodney, a giant half-chicken half-squirrel, with Del Boy by his side. They would dress as Batman and Robin and go to Neverland only to find michael jackson is actualy black. Then Discover why Marshmellow woman was called 'he'.
Suddenly there was a loud wailing noise and he died aswell.
"End of story"
Screamed the wailing Obi-wan... Dellboy was dead! Obi-Wan cried ... like a woman
until he turned into Sabreena the teenage witch and decided to cast a spell which would
Send her to hell for practicing witchcraft. Suddenly, the Angel of death appeared and offered her a massive Burger and Fries which looked like they had been brought from McDonalds. Whilst eating, Sabrina realised marshmellows are genderless!
continuing on this epic journey...

[color=olive]Rodney buried Delboy next to the emperor.[/color]

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Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

Submitted by Seraphim on 11 October, 2007 - 12:01

"Dawud" wrote:
Rodney buried Delboy next to the emperor.

before singing

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Submitted by Dawud on 11 October, 2007 - 12:13

Salaam

Sabrina obliged, devouring Rodney with wolfish fury...

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Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

Submitted by Oldham_Lad25 on 11 October, 2007 - 23:44

"Dawud" wrote:
Salaam

Sabrina obliged, devouring Rodney with wolfish fury...

which would leave him mentally scarred for...

Submitted by Seraphim on 11 October, 2007 - 23:49

"Oldham_Lad25" wrote:
"Dawud" wrote:
Salaam

Sabrina obliged, devouring Rodney with wolfish fury...

which would leave him mentally scarred for...

the rest of his teenage life

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Submitted by Funzo on 11 October, 2007 - 23:50

why did my comment get deleted its not right this happened last time my comments where gettin deleted for no reason

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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane, by those who couldn't hear the music...

Submitted by Dawud on 12 October, 2007 - 10:38

Salaam

[color=olive]Thus the wolf's dream came to pass.[/color]

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Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.

Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes

Submitted by mmm on 12 October, 2007 - 15:48

back on earth the saber tooth tiger

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He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition, burns a picture to obtain the ashes!

Submitted by Oldham_Lad25 on 13 October, 2007 - 03:35

"mmm" wrote:
back on earth the saber tooth tiger

which'd escaped from the local zoo was...

Submitted by Mez on 13 October, 2007 - 11:55

kidnaped and held for ransom by...

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Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!

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