A Story of Seven Words

Seraphim —

Hi, every1. We tried this once before but becoz i was away, it got outta hand and certain people (not mentioning who... you know who you are) went off on a tangent.


Okay, so lets start again.


Its basically a game I once saw on another forum.


Basicly every1 contributes a sentence to the story compromising of upto seven words. So no more than seven words people.


The rules are simple:


1. Max seven words

2. There is no end.

3. Keep it clean


I'll start us off:


"I bumped into a friend and asked"


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mmm — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 - 12:42

[quote="Ya'qub"]

"why I hadn't seen him since"[/quote]


"he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars"


Beast — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 - 21:54

[color=blue]I bumped into a friend and asked[/color]


[color=indigo]why I hadn't seen him since[/color]


[color=red]he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars[/color]


and sued the circus for a million...


Dawud — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:11

Salaam


[color=blue]I bumped into a friend and asked[/color]

[color=indigo]why I hadn't seen him since[/color]

[color=red]he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars[/color]

and sued the circus for a million

[color=olive]Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...[/color]


Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:19

[quote="Dawud"]

[color=olive]Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...[/color][/quote]


to reproduce and need treats for foreplay


Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:36

[quote="Dawud"][color=olive]They've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since...[/color][/quote]


The great penut shortage of 1996


mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:43

[quote="Dawud"]The great penut shortage of 1996[/quote]


and 1997's war between Elephants and Monkeys


Dawud — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:47

[color=olive]When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts[/color]

and 1997's war beteween Elephants and Monkeys

[color=olive]had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...[/color]


mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:52

[quote="Dawud"][color=olive]had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...[/color][/quote]


and brokered a truce by


mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 14:00

[quote="Dawud"][color=olive]Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind.[/color][/quote]


Elephants now being extinct, we must


Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 15:12

[quote="mmm"]

Elephants now being extinct, we must[/quote]


construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar


mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 15:53

[quote="Seraphim"][quote="mmm"]

Elephants now being extinct, we must[/quote]


construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar[/quote]


and burn Luke Skywalker until he


Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 16:04

[quote="mmm"]


and burn Luke Skywalker until he[/quote]


admits he caused the peanut shortage


mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 16:12

[quote="Seraphim"][quote="mmm"]


and burn Luke Skywalker until he[/quote]


admits he caused the peanut shortage[/quote]


and killed all the Elephants, now we


Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 19:35

[quote="mmm"]

and killed all the Elephants, now we[/quote]


must go practice with our samurai swords


Seraphim — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 - 12:45

[quote="mmm"]he boarded a plane headed for[/quote]


Prague... the motherland of all bad guys