I'm in Uni
i hate it-
i hate the structure-i hate my course- i hate the lack of teacher intervention
looking back at my education years-i feel that my high school years were the most fun
it was full of jokes and the work was easy too
i hated college and slept thru nursury
they say school days are the best years of ur life
which school year in particular was the best year of ur life?
Tests have confirmed that the dog which killed a five-year-old girl on Merseyside was a prohibited pit bull terrier type.
Ellie Lawrenson died of severe head and neck injuries after being mauled at her grandmother's house in St Helens.
Ellie's family, who described her as "little angel", laid flowers outside the house on Tuesday night.
Merseyside Police said they were aware of two previous complaints about the dog.
They said a letter was sent to the owner when the dog bit another dog and a second when a complaint was made about noise.
i woke up late and had the traditional heavy, brekfast this morning
we went to someone's house just to see their new baby and they did my HEAD IN to eat :evil: :evil: :evil:
for the record-evryone in my immediate family has a very healthy appitite
-none of us watch our weight-nor does anyone have a weight problem
-many of us-esp my brother and older sister have a great love for good food
-if we want something we wouldnt ever refuse out of politeness
SO WHY THE HELL DO SO MANY ASIAN FAMILIES FORCE FEED THEIR GUESTS!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
its not a good "host" thing-it takes the mick
my mum does the same to her guest-it proper annoys me
over-eating can LITERALLY make a person sick
An old man and a young boy were traveling through their village with their donkey. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk.
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying, "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."
i come frm a family where it aint a biggie if ur urdu is better than ur english
it aint no biggie if u cant eat spicy food
it aint no biggie if u prefer to wear english clothes instead of asian-as long as its decent
it aint no biggie if the women want to work-as long as kids/hubbie are happy
it aint no biggie if u dont like asian food
it aint no biggie if u celebrate ur wedding more english than asian style.
BUT what i cant stand is COCONUTS :evil:
ppl who despite coming from an asian orgin...
take the MICK outta asian food, clothes or traditions :evil:
make fun outta those who CHOOSE to prefer asian clothes/food/language etc :evil:
1-u get ur 7year old sister to make u tea
2-dad/mum tells u to do sumin-which u tell ur baby sis to do instead
3-When you pretend you don't hear someone so u dont have to do what they are asking u to do
4-u dont hoover ur car but instead hide the mess by placing car rugs over the floor
5-you pretend that you didn't hear the phone ring/door bell so that you wouldn't have to get it.
add ur own 
kids arent actually TAUGHT grammar in schools-they learn grammar by being corrected on their mistakes
(i learnt that thru studying PGCE textbooks-i read anything 8))
some kids have atrocious grammar
e.g "i onned the light", "I rided the bike", "i ated crisps"
word pronounciation is terrible too
e.g "fillum for film" or "crips for crisps"
add ur own
we dicussed this n uni today
what is NEED? and what is a WANT?
whats the diff btw the two
what can u not live without
how dependent r u of material things
if u have to live a couple of standards lower than how ur living now-cud u hack it?
how have needs/wants changed over the last 50years
how dependent are needs/wants to ppl's situations?
You're a Muslim living in a Britain that has become hyper-sensitive to all hints of Islamist terrorism. So how do you convince people that their prejudiced assumptions about you are wrong? Urmee Khan offers an irreverent insider's guide
Thursday August 31, 2006
The Guardian
1: Don't wear a big coat
Terribly bad things, big coats. Palestinian suicide bombers during the intifada often wore unseasonal overcoats to hide their explosives. This has led to sartorial choices being forced on Muslims everywhere, and is a particular inconvenience in Britain, as in most English northern towns the sight of a grumpy-faced Muslim elder, fiercely wrapped up in a parka against the ravages of a perfectly mild day, is a very common sight.
how many of u are in situations when mum or dad goes away for a bit and ur left to manage the house on ur own?
how gud are u at this role?
if ur rubbish at it-what does this say about u?
my mum has gone away loadsa times-but I've always had older sis at home so even tho i have to do a lot more cleaning-i've never had the cooking responsibility on my head
COULD u totally manage a house all by urself?
if i was ever in such a situation i'd make myself fat living on take aways :?
