The *all new* jokes topic
I am sure we had one (or more) before...
There is only one rule: make them funny.
Ok, first one:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!†The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!â€
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.â€