George Bush, Tony Blair and Hosni Mubarak are sat together. Bush is occassionally touching his ear and murmuring.
"What's that?" the others ask.
"Oh, just some new technology from my country," Bush replies. "So I can talk to my aides."
Tony Blair is seen touching his throat and murmuring.
"Why're you doing that?" the others ask.
"Just some new technology from my country, so I can keep in touch with my family."
At this point Mubarak is getting worried. He feels embarassed, like a fool, there's ni such new technology from his country, he needs to think of something clever and fast.
He grabs a very important and top secret document and shoves it in his mouth and swallows it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Bush and Blair shout.
"Just sending a fax to Egypt," he replies, belching.
😂 one of the best reviews i've read in a loong time
@lampy 😃
Okay i've got one:
A chubby girl enters an ice cream parlour oand orders a mega ice cream with: 5 scoops of every flavour there, wafers, strawberry sauce, hunders and thousands, 4 flakes and some pink sherbet.
When she had finished ordering, the waitress asked her:
"would you like a cherry on top of that?"
The LampGeorge Bush, Tony Blair and Hosni Mubarak are sat together. Bush is occassionally touching his ear and murmuring.
"What's that?" the others ask.
"Oh, just some new technology from my country," Bush replies. "So I can talk to my aides."
Tony Blair is seen touching his throat and murmuring.
"Why're you doing that?" the others ask.
"Just some new technology from my country, so I can keep in touch with my family."
At this point Mubarak is getting worried. He feels embarassed, like a fool, there's ni such new technology from his country, he needs to think of something clever and fast.
He grabs a very important and top secret document and shoves it in his mouth and swallows it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Bush and Blair shout.
"Just sending a fax to Egypt," he replies, belching.
😂 one of the best reviews i've read in a loong time
@lampy 😃
Okay i've got one:
A chubby girl enters an ice cream parlour oand orders a mega ice cream with: 5 scoops of every flavour there, wafers, strawberry sauce, hunders and thousands, 4 flakes and some pink sherbet.
When she had finished ordering, the waitress asked her:
"would you like a cherry on top of that?"
Spoke to the guys at SunnahFit today. The brother said he'll call a fat person fat and an anoerexic skinny because they need to be told that they're living unhealthy and they need to fix up. Found it kinda harsh but still true.
A British man got assaulted in the Punjab and was later found by the police. He suffered the worst beating they had ever seen.
They asked him "Why were you beaten so bad".
The British man said "They kept asking my name so I told them my name and then they just started to batter me more, the more I said my name the more they beat me. I dont understand I told them the truth and I told them my name was Mickey Marrow!"
ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcEA British man got assaulted in the Punjab and was later found by the police. He suffered the worst beating they had ever seen.
They asked him "Why were you beaten so bad".
The British man said "They kept asking my name so I told them my name and then they just started to batter me more, the more I said my name the more they beat me. I dont understand I told them the truth and I told them my name was Mickey Marrow!"
about the sunnah fitness dudes, i dnt think calling someone fat is gonna make much difference, im sure these people already knw, and besides, they might not knw about health risks.
'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'
'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'
🙂
@ you and sbf: Have you ever read any of the twilight books?
I was in the public toilets today and had sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said:
'Hi, how are you?'
Embarassed I said: 'I'm doing fine'
The voice said: 'So what are you up to?'
I said: 'Just doing the same as you, sitting here...'
From next door: 'Can I come over?'
Annoyed I said: 'Rather busy right now!'
Then the voice said: 'Listen, I will have to call you back, there's some idiot next door answering all my questions'
'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'
Re: Hahaha
_Me_ — Wed, 2 Nov 2011 - 16:07
Couldn't do any better yourself
Re: Hahaha
s.b.f — Wed, 2 Nov 2011 - 16:30
lol
Re: Hahaha
s.b.f — Wed, 2 Nov 2011 - 18:36
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
Re: Hahaha
_Me_ — Wed, 2 Nov 2011 - 18:48
Lool!
Re: Hahaha
The Lamp — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 18:06
George Bush, Tony Blair and Hosni Mubarak are sat together. Bush is occassionally touching his ear and murmuring.
"What's that?" the others ask.
"Oh, just some new technology from my country," Bush replies. "So I can talk to my aides."
Tony Blair is seen touching his throat and murmuring.
"Why're you doing that?" the others ask.
"Just some new technology from my country, so I can keep in touch with my family."
At this point Mubarak is getting worried. He feels embarassed, like a fool, there's ni such new technology from his country, he needs to think of something clever and fast.
He grabs a very important and top secret document and shoves it in his mouth and swallows it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Bush and Blair shout.
"Just sending a fax to Egypt," he replies, belching.
Re: Hahaha
Lioness of Allah — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 19:27
😂 one of the best reviews i've read in a loong time
@lampy 😃
Okay i've got one:
A chubby girl enters an ice cream parlour oand orders a mega ice cream with: 5 scoops of every flavour there, wafers, strawberry sauce, hunders and thousands, 4 flakes and some pink sherbet.
When she had finished ordering, the waitress asked her:
"would you like a cherry on top of that?"
She replied "No thanks, i'm on a diet."
Fail 😃
Re: Hahaha
_Me_ — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 19:52
😂
Re: Hahaha
Foysol89 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 20:25
😂 i don't know why i found it funny lool
Re: Hahaha
TPOS — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 20:27
fatties make u laugh 🙁
:p
Re: Hahaha
_Me_ — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 20:29
😂
Re: Hahaha
Foysol89 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 20:38
:?
I don't get it
Re: Hahaha
TPOS — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 21:07
:| nvm
Re: Hahaha
_Me_ — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 21:12
Hey guys, where have the 😃 disappeared to!
@Foysol, I just laughed at the word 'fatties' :oops:
😃
Re: Hahaha
You — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 - 21:47
http://maniacmuslim.com/?p=1431
Re: Hahaha
Foysol89 — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 - 03:05
😂
@Me 😃
Re: Hahaha
LookingToSee — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 - 23:21
somefat people chose to be fat. i dont see why i should feel bad in any way abt this...
i joke!
but iknow no joke...
i like riddles though
Re: Hahaha
Foysol89 — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 00:12
Spoke to the guys at SunnahFit today. The brother said he'll call a fat person fat and an anoerexic skinny because they need to be told that they're living unhealthy and they need to fix up. Found it kinda harsh but still true.
So i'm allowed to say Fatty 😃
Re: Hahaha
TPOS — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 00:14
A British man got assaulted in the Punjab and was later found by the police. He suffered the worst beating they had ever seen.
They asked him "Why were you beaten so bad".
The British man said "They kept asking my name so I told them my name and then they just started to batter me more, the more I said my name the more they beat me. I dont understand I told them the truth and I told them my name was Mickey Marrow!"
Re: Hahaha
Angel — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 00:19
Pos^ I like that one lol
Re: Hahaha
LookingToSee — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 17:04
tpos. please explain
Re: Hahaha
You — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 17:06
in punjabi "mikkee maro" means "hit me".
Re: Hahaha
LookingToSee — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 - 17:40
hahaha! who thought it would have been so obvious!!
Re: Hahaha
Foysol89 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 00:02
Ohhhhhh makes sense now. Lool
Re: Hahaha
Bilan — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 06:40
exactly! come on feefs!
about the sunnah fitness dudes, i dnt think calling someone fat is gonna make much difference, im sure these people already knw, and besides, they might not knw about health risks.
Re: Hahaha
Hummus — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 14:37
@ : _Me_
'# A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, 'What now?' The boy answered, 'Now we run like crazy!' #'
Re: Hahaha
Lioness of Allah — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 15:59
🙂
@ you and sbf: Have you ever read any of the twilight books?
Re: Hahaha
Hummus — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 16:02
Sarcastic?
Re: Hahaha
_Me_ — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 16:29
I was in the public toilets today and had sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said:
'Hi, how are you?'
Embarassed I said: 'I'm doing fine'
The voice said: 'So what are you up to?'
I said: 'Just doing the same as you, sitting here...'
From next door: 'Can I come over?'
Annoyed I said: 'Rather busy right now!'
Then the voice said: 'Listen, I will have to call you back, there's some idiot next door answering all my questions'
Lol!
Re: Hahaha
_Me_ — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 16:30
😃
Re: Hahaha
TPOS — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 - 18:13
?