I know an "aunty" is someone's mum at the end of the day
but that don't stop me from finding them the most annoying species in the world
sometimes I cant stand them!!!
when they come to my house to visit mum and I'm forced to serve them tea they analyse me :evil:
listed below are some of the reasons why I hate aunties
1-they LOOK for reasons to grass u up to ur parents and jump to conclusions
2-they ALWAYS compare u to their good for nothing kids
3-they look down at u
4-they put other people's kids down whilst ignoring what their own kids get up undercover
5-they KNOW that their son has a bad rep yet still they want "good girls" to get married to them-they turn a blind eye to what their own kids are like
6-they gossip too much and eat too much
7-they ALWAYS scuitinise what ur wearing
8-they ALWAYS seem to think that they have a right to dictate ur life
9-some Aunties know her son has a girl but still try to play matchmaker :evil:
10-they are SO embarrasing
11-they are nosy parkers
feel free to rant and add ur own :evil:
Much the same can be said about stupid 'uncles'. :x
I've never had an issues with "uncles"
uncles are pretty cool
the bad uncles are the ones who are influnced by their evil wife-"the aunty" :evil:
list continued:
12. They are b******
13. They smell like curry
14. They get pleasure from ur pain
15. They get pain from ur pleasure
16. They are evil
17. They grass u up when they catch u drunk
18. They grass u up when they c u wid a fit bird
19. They think they r so clever yet they are so dumb
20. They is so wierd
21. They give u religous lectures
22. They are so ugly
23. They got bad fashion sense
24. They think they are cool
25. They are old and deny thier age
26. They are abnormal
27. They got dameged permed/dyed hair
28. They look at men and tell u off 4 looking at fit birds
29. They buy mags with half naked women on and when u do the same they grass u up.
30. They think they r ur mum and think they have the right to hit u
31. They always put u down
32. u wish they r dead
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
som1 shud make a british asian movie called ''The Aunty'' it could be a good horror fillum or a comedy depending on your t aste
Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar
Maybe uncles only annoy boys, or maybe it's just me they pick on.
they is both bad :x
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
LOL
irfan's on a roll
but what's with number 32
that was VERY evil :shock:
don't u wish ur aunty was dead?
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
That list wasn't mine. :shock:
It was Judda.
and you used it?
I'm very disapointed in u
ur post lacks orginality AND u plagarised something wriiten by a Freak :roll:
EDIT-my mistake-I'm so sorry I confused ur post with the Freak's
I thought u composed that list
my mistake :oops:
Yo u thought it was from him and u were amused...
u found out it was from me then u changed ur mind...
Is it coz I is a boy and irfghan is a girl?
U girls always stick together innit....
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
no its cos I hate you-cos u sicken and disgust me
and whoever I hate- I ignore
people who are sick in the head dont deserve ANY attention from me
I aint sick :!:
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
I'm not a girl!
What gave you that idea?
On second thoughts don't answer that q.
back to the topic :roll:
we're all gonna be aunties or uncles one day
but I'm sure non of us will be as bad as the ones in our generations
we'll be different-I hope
no lilsis ur gonna b da same....
I said it in jest....
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
Asalamualaikum!
Id definately agree wid u sis coz it is true n dats wat makes life harder specially wen they interfere in decisions dat r only the parents n childs job.
anotha thing on dat list is
- they stop u from going to mosque saying mosque is not for girls
- stop you from attending conference's
- think that girls should alwayz stay home
According 2 auntie's my list is gna get too big so id stop there....hehe but id admit dat sum uncle's can b annoying to coz they go after the fathers as aunties do both jobs at once.
"Duniya toh badalti rehti hai...Ey mere Quaid tuh kabhi Na badal janaa"
cant wait to see lilsis wen shes an aunty!!
i can just imagine it now...
btw, all aunties arent bad!! in fact, im pretty kool with em all
a lil sweet talk and ur in thier good books....and they giv u nice food!!
...only thing is, if they think im marrying thier duaghters....they got another think coming :twisted:
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
"Duniya toh badalti rehti hai...Ey mere Quaid tuh kabhi Na badal janaa"
lol crazy aunties,
I think Hayders (i see u've changed ur name yet again) idea is the best, just sweet talkem and they're putty in your hands. Funny thing is whenever any aunties come over they dont ever take me seriously and alwas think im joking... lol. Works to my advantage as later they cant tell if im being serious or just joking.
Allows me to get away with pure stuff.
Back in BLACK
LOL thats another reason why I cant stand them
like I'd be intrested in their good for nothing sons :roll:
whenever they ask Q which make it so obvious that they are intrested in u for their sons me and sis turn into "modern girls"-the type no one wants
"no aunty I cant cook/sew/clean".... "thats not the woman's job"..."I believe that couples should seperate from their parents straight away".... "I beleive that a woman should work-even if she got young kids".... "pardah is a metaphor" "I live in tight jeans"
:twisted:
I'll be the BEST aunty in the world
I'll be like my mum
the type that
1-mind her own buisness
2-NEVER bigs up her kids
3-is the kind of women that other young girls can come and chat to about their personal issues-stuff that they cant even talkto their own mums about
4-never LOOKS for reasons to grass up other kids
5-never gossips or jumps to conlusions
6-dont look down on others
thats the kind of aunty I'll be
too many people started callin me DUH for no reason, had to change it
i dont care if they want their daughters to marry me.....gives me more of a choice!
i like aunties, IMO theyre kool....especially sum of my mums mates
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
lol on occation they have brought up the subject:
auntie: "when are you getting married?"
me: "what, i dont wanna get married again."
auntie: "what! your already married?"
me: "Wife and 2 kids."
And since they can never tell if im serious or joking they leave it at that. lol.
He shoots he scores!! and thats the game.
Back in BLACK
Salaam
One of the reasons why I dislike “some” aunties is because they think that their son/daughter is God’s gift to mankind - ignoring the 101 glaring faults that their little darlings possess.
If their son/daughter really was all that, then everyone would know about it…his/her merits would be known by all….there’s never a need to state the obvious.
Also “some” aunties are adamant in getting their son/daughter married off KNOWING that their son/daughter has many boy/girlfriends on the line….why do they do that? Why ruin the life of someone else’s son/daughter?
Aunties should go out of their way to fix up whatever their son/daughter is on before they involve an innocent third person in the picture.
“Some” aunties also have an annoying tendency to jump to incorrect conclusions….many times in the past I’ve/my cousins have been wrongly been accused of doing stuff. Aunties should confront the person immediately when they assume that he/she is getting up some shady activity, instead of spreading gossip in the community….spreading incorrect information regarding someone is known as slander- a grave sin in Islam.
Also “some” aunties force you to eat…literally force you. They don’t understand that if I refuse to eat what they’re serving me its only because I dislike that certain food…my refusal is NOT out of politeness or cos I’m “watching my weight”.
On the other hand some aunties can be SO funny (and embarrassing) at times….some are very lovable.
Wasalaam
To tell u the truth i have never had any expereine with aunties, after hearin most of what you guys have said thank god i havent...generally i dont hang much about with ppl other than family but if i have come across aunties they have been genuinely nice and i dont know if they have talked behind my back (wouldnt think so cuz no1 has given me weird looks or confronted me bout anythin)...but i think nosy ppl should mind their own business and look closer to home and deal with problems at home and then only then should they tallk bout others (even then its none of their business)
being a nosy parker is a massive problem with our aunties
british culture is more of a "mind ur own buisness" thing
too bad some aunties havent picked up on that :roll:
They just to ingorant to realise what their own children get up to either that or they are in denial....i dont knw what has made these ppl so bitter!
Salaam
I think that every mother knows what her child is on....but too many are in denial.
This doesnt do anyone any favours.
And whilst I don't expect anties to insult and put down their dodgy kids in public...they really shouldnt big them up though, KNOWING what their child is really like.
It's also wrong to marry them off to "good girls/boys" in the vain hope that they can be changed by them.
Wasalaam
Totally, it ruins the life of the other person, and plus i dont realise why its suddenly the future partner's resposibility to change them, if these parents wake-up to reality and educate their children then maybe they wont have to marry of their children so others can change them into better ppl, IMO it is very unlikely to happen and may even cause problems between the couple.
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