Why Women Hate Mice

Salam

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:
do me a favour omro and define a "mouse" for me in a new thread

cos sumtimes I agree with u-other times i dont

I looked in my precious Oxford Concise English Dictionary, Ninth Edition, and I found out why women would only be happy with a real man:

mouse // n. & v.
n. (pl. mice //)
1 a any of various small rodents esp. of the family Muridae, usu. having a pointed snout and relatively large ears and eyes. b any of several similar small mammals, such as a shrew or vole.
2 a timid or feeble person.
3 (pl. also mouses) Computing a small hand-held device which controls the cursor on a VDU screen.
4 slang a black eye.
v.intr. /also /
1 (esp. of a cat, owl, etc.) hunt for or catch mice.
2 (foll. by about) search industriously; prowl about as if searching.
mouselike adj. & adv.
mouser n.
[Old English mus, pl. mys, from Germanic]

Definition number 2 is under the spotlight.

This dictionary defines timid and feeble as follows:

timid:
easily frightened; apprehensive, shy.

feeble:
1 weak, infirm.
2 lacking energy, force, or effectiveness.
3 dim, indistinct.
4 deficient in character or intelligence.
5. unintelligent.
6. mentally deficient.

from Latin flebilis ‘lamentable’, from flere ‘weep’]

Do I need to say more ?

Omrow

omro are a mouse?

u chat about love a bit too much

ur very poetic

u play about with ur words-ur unable to give a straight answer (like a girl)

u seem to be VERY clued up on mouse-men

u are "deficient in character or intelligence" at times

is there sumthing ur not telling us?

i have some questions O Wise Mouse Expert

1-couple of nights ago I saw some fat mice in my dream-what does this mean?

2-How does pushing a pushchair make a man a mouse?

Please enlighten me O Wise Mousy one

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

omro are a mouse?

u chat about love a bit too much

ur very poetic

Being poetic doesnt make you a mouse. Infact you'd have to be a fool not to appreciate poetry.

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:

u play about with ur words-ur unable to give a straight answer (like a girl)

Omrow does seem to have a way with words. But i'd say its more cryptic rather than girly.

In response to your dream, what does a fat mouse mean to you?

Back in BLACK

Salam

"MuslimSisLilSis" wrote:
couple of nights ago I saw some fat mice in my dream-what does this mean?

It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.

Omrow

"Omrow" wrote:

It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.

lol

What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?

"angel" wrote:
What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?

nah looks can be deceiving

Men shouldn't be mice but they still should respect and help their wives.
There is a limit to almost everything.

"Purity is half of faith.......Prayer is the light...patience is illumination; and the Quran is an argument for or against you. Everyone starts his day and is a vendor of his soul, either freeing it or bringing about its ruin." Muslim

"Omrow" wrote:

It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.

Omrow

that was very disappointing-i expected sumin better

and girls a skinny man aint a mouse

but a fat man is-

contsantly nibbling away

Angel wrote:
What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?

what about those with a pointy snout, teeth sticking out, long tail and big ears. Lol

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