NO TOPIC

You โ€”

Well This is the new No Topic Topic. ๐Ÿ˜›

For those who do not know, this place is to talk about nothing. Nada. Zilch. And everything else which according to you does not deserve it's own topic.

The other one was getting a bit long, and was just full of bickering now.

So we have a new start.

The bickering in the Old no topic should not be carried over to here.

EDIT - go to [url=/node/1781]NO TOPIC[/url] the Third.

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Seraphim โ€” Sun, 8 Jul 2007 - 10:05

[quote="MuslimBro"]You do know there are people working for the police and the secret service who are regularly checking forums such as this one for anything related to terrorism.[/quote]

Thats what my brother says :roll:

he's all paranoid that the government are watching us.

And everytime someone uses the phrase 'prime minister' along with 'bomb' 'Allah' while on the phone then a red flag goes up in Mi5 somewhere.

Mr Honey's Day Out โ€” Sun, 8 Jul 2007 - 11:17

I'm sure someone does check in here, which is good, but it isn't exactly a terrorist hub.

Naz โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 10:17

Thank you and a massive big up to the revival you have just saved me from getting a criminal record. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Dave โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 21:46

I seriously had no idea you are a girl...

Noor โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 21:47

[quote="Naz"]Thank you and a massive big up to the revival you have just saved me from getting a criminal record. :D[/quote]

huh?

Dave โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 21:49

Apparently Naz was going to do something illegal but changed [size=18][u][b][i][color=green]h[/color][color=orange]e[/color][color=red]r[/color][/i][/b][/u][/size] mind.

Naz โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:12

lol
no its already been done but it wasnt me. Ive been racking my brain for the past 3 weeks thinking what i was doing on the 6th of june at 10.00pm and then i remebered could it be that i was on this forum and behold i was. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
This forum is my back up alibi in case the cops dont believe my first one (which is likely).

You โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:25

Why, who did you kill?

@ Dave: I called you Darkwing for the first time today and you bolted! back to Dave are ya?

Dave โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:25

[quote="Naz"]lol
no its already been done but it wasnt me. Ive been racking my brain for the past 3 weeks thinking what i was doing on the 6th of june at 10.00pm and then i remebered could it be that i was on this forum and behold i was. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
This forum is my back up alibi in case the cops dont believe my first one (which is likely).[/quote]

I hope you realize that if you submit the forum as an alibi, and they check, the police will have you right there ^^ admitting you knowingly lied to them the first time.

You โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:28

I think I am turning into a collector of useless things.

/Looks around room.

I need more shelves.

Dave โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:32

Ya know what to do with useless things? Wrap them up and give them to close, polite friends... the kind that will smile and thank you despite inwardly realizing it is junk.

MuslimSister โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:35

[quote="You"]I think I am turning into a collector of useless things.

/Looks around room.

I need more shelves.[/quote]

I have school reports, cards, diary's, scrapbooks from when I was 7!

I have a attachment to anything with a sentimental value.

Naz โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:38

[quote="You"]Why, who did you kill?

[/quote]

yeah ha ha very funny You i havent done anything wrong and i havent lied about anything. I'm a good law abiding citizen, no really i am.
I got a letter couple weeks back saying im being prosecuted for driving without due care and attention. :?

Forget putting up more shelves just get rid of it, most of its probabaly just crap. Have a car boot sale or summit.

Noor โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:39

i can't stand clutter, i bin almost everything. only thing which i've kept is my year 11 sign in book and my uni-form wid everyones sigs on it.

my life is in 3 small draws.

Dave โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:40

[quote="MuslimSister"][quote="You"]I think I am turning into a collector of useless things.

/Looks around room.

I need more shelves.[/quote]

I have school reports, cards, diary's, scrapbooks from when I was 7!

I have a attachment to anything with a sentimental value.[/quote]

You're a girl - it's not your fault. Annette's hormones are getting all kinds of crazy right now and she's tearing up over all kinds of things - sentimental connections is definitely a big thing.

Like I got her a new car for her birthday and our conversation went something like this:

[quote]*Sniffle Sniffle* Don't you love me?!

i uhh...

How could you do this to me?!

well like, i just thought tha

You don't respect *anything,* you can't just replace 6 years of beautiful memories (aka, her old car) because you think everything new is better!

well i really didn't mean...

Just leave me alone.[/quote]

Then literally five minutes later she broke down with something that sounded like an apology.

Hormones suck.

You โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:41

I kept the box my PC came in for about 7 months. I had no where to put it so I sued it as a "table" except I had no room for a table...

Got rid of it.

Took the 1998 calendar off my wall a few months ago.

I think I will have a proper "Throw everything away session" soon. And I am not even one of those sentimental types!

(I can see the box for the phone I had before my current one staring at me... :twisted: )

Naz โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:42

[quote="Noor"]i can't stand clutter, i bin almost everything. only thing which i've kept is my year 11 sign in book and my uni-form wid everyones sigs on it.

my life is in 3 small draws.[/quote]

no fairs they actually let you sign your uniform
we werent allowed to apprently it looks tacky and would give the skool a bad image. ๐Ÿ™

MuslimSister โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:44

[quote="You"]I kept the box my PC came in for about 7 months. I had no where to put it so I sued it as a "table" except I had no room for a table...

Got rid of it.

Took the 1998 calendar off my wall a few months ago.

I think I will have a proper "Throw everything away session" soon. And I am not even one of those sentimental types!

(I can see the box for the phone I had before my current one staring at me... :twisted: )[/quote]

Lol. I dont keep rubbish though.

I had a massive clear out session on Saturday where I filled up two black bin bags with 9 months worth of paper work, old essays and revision notes that I will not need ever again.

Clear out sessions are very satisfying.

Noor โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:46

[quote="Naz"][quote="Noor"]i can't stand clutter, i bin almost everything. only thing which i've kept is my year 11 sign in book and my uni-form wid everyones sigs on it.

my life is in 3 small draws.[/quote]

no fairs they actually let you sign your uniform
we werent allowed to apprently it looks tacky and would give the skool a bad image. :([/quote]

bless, our skool is reali snobby and posh so they dint want us wearing the signed shirts but everyone did anyway, and as it was last week they wer relaxed.

Noor โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:48

i have a clear out session almost every other week. cant stand junk.

Naz โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:49

[quote="Noor"][quote="Naz"][quote="Noor"]i can't stand clutter, i bin almost everything. only thing which i've kept is my year 11 sign in book and my uni-form wid everyones sigs on it.

my life is in 3 small draws.[/quote]

no fairs they actually let you sign your uniform
we werent allowed to apprently it looks tacky and would give the skool a bad image. :([/quote]

bless, our skool is reali snobby and posh so they dint want us wearing the signed shirts but everyone did anyway, and as it was last week they wer relaxed.[/quote]

they said to us that if any of us did it then we would be suspended. Those who braved it did.

MuslimSister โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:50

[quote="Dave"][quote="MuslimSister"][quote="You"]I think I am turning into a collector of useless things.

/Looks around room.

I need more shelves.[/quote]

I have school reports, cards, diary's, scrapbooks from when I was 7!

I have a attachment to anything with a sentimental value.[/quote]

You're a girl - it's not your fault. Annette's hormones are getting all kinds of crazy right now and she's tearing up over all kinds of things - sentimental connections is definitely a big thing.

Like I got her a new car for her birthday and our conversation went something like this:

[quote]*Sniffle Sniffle* Don't you love me?!

i uhh...

How could you do this to me?!

well like, i just thought tha

You don't respect *anything,* you can't just replace 6 years of beautiful memories (aka, her old car) because you think everything new is better!

well i really didn't mean...

Just leave me alone.[/quote]

Then literally five minutes later she broke down with something that sounded like an apology.

Hormones suck.[/quote]

Lol. Its not just a hormone thing!

Despite EVERYONE telling me to get rid of my old banger and buy a new car...I cant seem to let go.

I have so many memories in my first car. It took all the bumps and scratches when I was learning how to parallel park...I remember the distress I was under when it was clamped....I remember eating tuna sandwiches in my car at lunch time for a while when I was sad and wanted to be on my own....I remember the freedom, independence and joy I felt when I got my own wheels....

And I've only had my car for a year! And your wife has 6 years of memories.

Dave โ€” Mon, 9 Jul 2007 - 22:53

I so don't get women

Ya'qub โ€” Tue, 10 Jul 2007 - 09:47

I used to keep lots of old stuff, partly out of being sentimental but mainly out of laziness (I wonder which of these characteristics mean Mr Admin hordes things...), but when I moved out of home last year, I had to SERIOUSLY downsize, which meant throwing out (or donating) ALL my childhood toys and useless keep-sakes. Needless to say, I wanted to play with each toy one last time, so the whole process ended up taking forever! It was quite enjoyable, it took me back to being 5-years-old again (only this time with extra dust).

All I've got left now is my photos and a monkey-head made out of a coconut (but thats another story...)

Ya'qub โ€” Sat, 21 Jul 2007 - 15:43

there is an advert on this website for: [quote]Retractable barriers and Rope stands. Cafe barriers, and queues.[/quote]

That is possibly the worst-punctuated advert I've ever seen.

You โ€” Sat, 21 Jul 2007 - 15:59

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MuslimSister โ€” Thu, 26 Jul 2007 - 23:02

By the way, does anyone know of any good phone contracts that are out? With a decent phone? My contract is about to finish (flex 35 - ยฃ17.50 after cashback, which is about ยฃ180 in credit). I'm looking to pay about the same amount. What contact is everyone else on?

And is there a certain time, when contacts become cheaper?

Noor โ€” Thu, 26 Jul 2007 - 23:09

I haven't topped up since March.. :shock:

You โ€” Thu, 26 Jul 2007 - 23:27

Congratulations.

Unless you topped up a ludicrous amount.

Noor โ€” Thu, 26 Jul 2007 - 23:32

thanks.

i aint put a penny in since i cam bak from pakiland, i think the visit has made me a lil stingy! my balance is 0 pence.

it feels good using other ppls credit and not wasting a penny of your own.