NO TOPIC

You —

Well This is the new No Topic Topic. 😛

For those who do not know, this place is to talk about nothing. Nada. Zilch. And everything else which according to you does not deserve it's own topic.

The other one was getting a bit long, and was just full of bickering now.

So we have a new start.

The bickering in the Old no topic should not be carried over to here.

EDIT - go to [url=/node/1781]NO TOPIC[/url] the Third.

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*DUST* — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 06:51

Salaam all!

it's been a looong time... how r y'all? anyone get married/ have a kid whilst i was away? 😉

anyone care to update me on the happenings of the forum?

thanx! 🙂

Seraphim — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 09:16

I have a new purple avatar... 😃

Ya'qub — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 09:49

i succeeded in growing cube-shaped apples, Beast learnt how to play the banjo and Admin went motorcycling across central Asia. Same old stuff really

Seraphim — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 10:24

Admin ALMOST made us move to a new forum (again) until he realised there were still too many issues with it and he changed his mind.

We banned the user named as 'bro' for various reasons which we shall not discuss.

Dave came back from Iraq.

Somebody went to Pakiland... and came back... i forget who it was.

I taught people how to download stuff using torrents.

And Ed name his Kid after me (well technically its my middle name... but its all the same). 😃

Ya'qub — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 10:25

[quote="Seraphim"]
And Ed name his Kid after me (well technically its my middle name... but its all the same). :D[/quote]

ur middle name is Jemima-Puddleduck?

*DUST* — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 10:36

DAVE WENT TO IRAQ???!!! seriously, or u pulling my leg?

Seraphim — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 10:37

[quote="Ya'qub"][quote="Seraphim"]
And Ed name his Kid after me (well technically its my middle name... but its all the same). :D[/quote]

ur middle name is Jemima-Puddleduck?[/quote]

No not that Kid... the other one

the one he named Rehan.

Noor — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 12:29

[quote="*DUST*"]Salaam all!

it's been a looong time... how r y'all? anyone get married/ have a kid whilst i was away? 😉

anyone care to update me on the happenings of the forum?

thanx! :)[/quote]

wa-alaykum'salam, check out the sisters forum 😉

Seraphim — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 14:00

[quote="*DUST*"]DAVE WENT TO IRAQ???!!! seriously, or u pulling my leg?[/quote]

Seriously... he told us about how he played with some Iraqi kids or something... i wasnt really paying attention when he told the story... i tend to drift in and out.

malik — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 14:34

I wonder he didn't stick around to promote democracy among the Iraqis.

Seraphim — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 - 14:36

[quote="malik"]I wonder he didn't stick around to promote democracy among the Iraqis.[/quote]

I guess that wasnt his job

Ya'qub — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 - 19:33

hey, mr admin! yes, i'm talking to You...

are you making a lot of money from the google ads??

You — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 - 01:20

[quote="khan"]^ he's rolling in it..

why do u think he's not been on here much recently.. he's busy spending it all.. [/quote]

[img]http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module2/78860/it%20prints%20money.jp…]

Not really. It is more of an experiment. One that will be axed as Ed saw an ad to do with farts or something. He thinks such ads compromise the site and our readers may be deeply offended.

About not being here much, it more the age old problem on not having any motivation. One day Issue 8 will be put online. :twisted:

Naz — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 - 13:06

[quote="MuslimSister"]By the way, does anyone know of any good phone contracts that are out? With a decent phone? My contract is about to finish (flex 35 - £17.50 after cashback, which is about £180 in credit). I'm looking to pay about the same amount. What contact is everyone else on?

And is there a certain time, when contacts become cheaper?[/quote]

Im with phone box direct, its an online company. My contract phone is coming to an end so im gonna go with them again. I pay £35 a month but after 3 months i get all my money back anyway so technically im not paying anything. With my phone it was 600 min and 400 text for 3 months and then after 3 months was 300 min and 250 text. The only problem with companies like this is that they can go into liquidation at any point. Therefore any money you have paid will be lost.

ps respect to sister Noor i cant believe you gone without credit since March 😃

MuslimSister — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 - 19:27

Does anyone else really really Relish the opportunity of switching off their phone – not receiving any calls/texts and voicemails, not having any internet access and therefore not being able to regularly check their emails/visit forums etc etc when they go away on holiday?

Its something I really, really look forward to. I keep away from technology when I leave home for a bit, even if its readily available.

Even though my computer/phone is the first thing I switch on when I get home!

You — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 - 19:32

Could easily live without a phone, but not the internet. I must admit I have become somewhat of an addict.

Ya'qub — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 - 20:15

[size=18]A man dashes into the Pope's office, panting, gasping, and trying to speak all at once.
"What's the matter?" the Pope asks, offering the man a seat.
"Oh your Grace!" the man exclaims, flopping on the chair. "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
"Give me the good news," the Pope says.
"Oh your Grace! JESUS is on the phone and he wants to speak to you!" the panting man exclaims.
"Praise the Lord!" the jubilant Pope replies, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
"Your Grace, he's calling from Makkah!"[/size]

Noor — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 - 21:06

[quote="You"]Could easily live without a phone, but not the internet. I must admit I have become somewhat of an addict.[/quote]

same here, first thing i did when i got bk from pak (or wherever i go), hit the on button.

You — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 - 01:18

Last week as a team building exercise at work. we were asked to judge each other over different things. (work ethic, team building, targets etc)

The manager said that everyone is always judging others so this should be easy.

How I smiled and then gave everyone 3's for everything. (Out of 5)

Brother — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 - 13:30

[quote="You"]our readers may be deeply offended.[/quote]

I am very deeply offended after seeing an advert which advertised something quite obscene. :?

You — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 - 13:35

what was it?

Brother — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 - 13:41

[quote="You"]what was it?[/quote]

I have to admit it was quite a while ago and you probably have filtered it somehow as I have not seen it again.

It is something which I am not willing to type.

Seraphim — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 - 17:00

I dont get it?

Why do people say offended? Its not a personal attack against them for them to be "offended"... i could understand if they were disgusted... but offeneded? :?

Brother — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 - 17:03

[quote="Seraphim"]I dont get it?

Why do people say offended? Its not a personal attack against them for them to be "offended"... i could understand if they were disgusted... but offeneded? :?[/quote]

It is a personal attack against our dignity. I was disgusted and deeply offended.

Seraphim — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 - 17:06

[quote="Brother"][quote="Seraphim"]I dont get it?

Why do people say offended? Its not a personal attack against them for them to be "offended"... i could understand if they were disgusted... but offeneded? :?[/quote]

It is a personal attack against our dignity. I was disgusted and deeply offended.[/quote]

"Our" dignity?

You mean your dignity. Offended how? I can understand it being disgusting but Offended? Offended how?

Ya'qub — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 - 17:11

[quote="Seraphim"][quote="Brother"][quote="Seraphim"]I dont get it?

Why do people say offended? Its not a personal attack against them for them to be "offended"... i could understand if they were disgusted... but offeneded? :?[/quote]

It is a personal attack against our dignity. I was disgusted and deeply offended.[/quote]

"Our" dignity?

You mean your dignity. Offended how? I can understand it being disgusting but Offended? Offended how?[/quote]

there was one advert for 'Big Beds'. I was offended because google have obviously been spying on me and know i'm 6'1" and they're trying to say normal beds and matresses aren't long enough for me. i felt like a FREAK!!

Brother — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 - 17:12

[quote="Seraphim"]
"Our" dignity?

You mean your dignity. Offended how? I can understand it being disgusting but Offended? Offended how?[/quote]

Ok, you win :roll:

I was disgusted not offended.

Offended was rather a figure of speech to suggest how strongly disgusted I was.

Seraphim — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 - 17:14

[quote="Brother"][quote="Seraphim"]
"Our" dignity?

You mean your dignity. Offended how? I can understand it being disgusting but Offended? Offended how?[/quote]

Ok, you win :roll:

I was disgusted not offended.

Offended was rather a figure of speech to suggest how strongly disgusted I was.[/quote]

lol... see... see. he said i WIN.... I WIN... I ALWAYS WIN!!!!

lol, joke.

Its cool bro, i knew what you meant. :twisted:

Brother — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 - 17:20

[quote="Seraphim"]I ALWAYS WIN!!!![/quote]

Whatever :roll: