"peacegirl" wrote:

could any one tell me more about microsoft office?? My hubby needs it for his accounts. Are we looking at the right product?? if so could anybody tell me where I can get it from?
help!

[url]http://office.microsoft.com/en-gb/default.aspx[/url]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Office[/url]

You can buy it from PC World, or any other computer shops but I must warn you, it's very expensive. If you're rich, you can buy Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007, which costs only........wait for it........£549 from PC World

Can't you just borrow Microsoft Office from a mate, cousin?

"MuslimBro" wrote:

- Your small intestine is 5 meters long.
- Skin is the largest organ and accounts for 16% of your body's weight.
- Your appendix has no known function.

I didn't know that.........5 metres is quite long. :shock:

i'm sure i havn't mind this up bt i actually remember hearing from my primary skool teacher.
That if you were to stretch out all ur veins in you body they would wrap around the earth [b]3 [/b]times .

Admin your link doesn't work, must be the comma, here we go -> [url]http://www.OpenOffice.org[/url]

free??? I like free!!! is as good as ms office? of near enough? and easy to use?

"peacegirl" wrote:

free??? I like free!!! is as good as ms office? of near enough? and easy to use?

near enough and the same to use

i reckon the appendix does have a function just doctors dont know what it is yet. mark my words in a few years down the line they will apologise for removing patients appendix' a big oops. I don't believe God would give us something we don't require

"MuslimBro" wrote:

- When you swallow, your voice box is blocked to prevent food from entering your lungs.

and THATS why we should listen to our moms when they say 'arre don't eat and talk at the same time beta...'

"MuslimBro" wrote:

- Your appendix has no known function.

and i think neither does the spleen.

aint appendix where you note down references like in a dissertation paper.....

"yashmaki" wrote:

i reckon the appendix does have a function just doctors dont know what it is yet.

People have had their appendix cut and they are healthy and well.

"*DUST*" wrote:

"MuslimBro" wrote:

- When you swallow, your voice box is blocked to prevent food from entering your lungs.

and THATS why we should listen to our moms when they say 'arre don't eat and talk at the same time beta...'

When parents say don't eat and talk at the same time, they mix up the terms, chewing and swallowing. You are able to talk and chew your food at the same time but I think it's impossible to say something when you're actually swallowing, I wouldn't recommend trying it though.

"*DUST*" wrote:

"MuslimBro" wrote:

- Your appendix has no known function.

and i think neither does the spleen.

However people with no spleen are more likely to get an infection, because the function of the spleen is to defend the body from infections.

"MuslimBro" wrote:

"*DUST*" wrote:

"MuslimBro" wrote:

- When you swallow, your voice box is blocked to prevent food from entering your lungs.

and THATS why we should listen to our moms when they say 'arre don't eat and talk at the same time beta...'

When parents say don't eat and talk at the same time, they mix up the terms, chewing and swallowing. You are able to talk and chew your food at the same time but I think it's impossible to say something when you're actually swallowing, I wouldn't recommend trying it though.

[size=7]it was a joke (albeit a lame one)[/size]

"MuslimBro" wrote:

"*DUST*" wrote:

"MuslimBro" wrote:

- Your appendix has no known function.

and i think neither does the spleen.

However people with no spleen are more likely to get an infection, because the function of the spleen is to defend the body from infections.

the docs aren't 100% sure about that being its function though. r u a medic? if not u should be, ur practically halfway there...

I'm going to be a brother in law!

Annette's mother is pregnant... which is surprising, but not terribly given she isn't even 40.

This is going to be weird... they are going to be a cross between a peer and a niece/nephew... They are pretty shocked, I think it's hilarious! (we all agree it's great) Esteban deserves this! He's been giving me all these patronistic little speeches about how life comes at you fast et cetera.

Ha!

I don't think he had any idea there was a round II planned!

Needless to say when we all meet up for the baptism later this upcoming week I'm going to have a VERY interesting conversation with "the Don."

...my girls are going to be older than their aunt/uncle... they might even be in school together.

Now there's a strange thought.

I wonder if he will have the energy to teach them basketball like Annette... lol, that's kind of a fun thought, we can have family basketball games.

I had a withdrawn child in my class today, a girl who was really intelligent and polite, but could not stop shaking with nerves and can’t get out of bed on most days.

Her parents forced her to get engaged a while back and then forced her to break of the engagement…they’ve done this quite a number of times.

I was learning about Child Abuse in one my lectures a while back. The list of stuff that comes under Child Abuse does not mention the above.

I have Zero tolerance for parents who screw their kids up so badly that they are unable to function properly in society…

I heard about that four year old girl with Cerebal Palsy yesterday…the one who’s so called parents would beat, lock up, and torture in ways that are too sickening to describe.

Often when I’m teaching..I sometimes think that if I was allowed to do so, I’d give some of them a hot meal/bath and just comb their hair.

Some parents don’t deserve to have children….I think cos they’re so screwed up in the head, they try to screw their kids up too.

Thats incredibly depressing... I always thought teachers were the first line of defense in child abuse because they had the state behind them, isn't there a government service you could contact? Just to let them know you think something is up?

"Ø" wrote:

I'm going to be a brother in law!

Annette's mother is pregnant... which is surprising, but not terribly given she isn't even 40.

This is going to be weird... they are going to be a cross between a peer and a niece/nephew... They are pretty shocked, I think it's hilarious! (we all agree it's great) Esteban deserves this! He's been giving me all these patronistic little speeches about how life comes at you fast et cetera.

Ha!

I don't think he had any idea there was a round II planned!

Needless to say when we all meet up for the baptism later this upcoming week I'm going to have a VERY interesting conversation with "the Don."

...my girls are going to be older than their aunt/uncle... they might even be in school together.

Now there's a strange thought.

I wonder if he will have the energy to teach them basketball like Annette... lol, that's kind of a fun thought, we can have family basketball games.

Lol. Its always intresting to have a child at an older age....my parents had my youngest sister in their late 30's....unlike the other kids, my parents didnt do any running around, sitting on fast rides at Disney World, bike riding, ice skating etc for her...but luckily for her, she has older brothers and sisters that can take her out.

It's also a lot of fun to have uncles/aunties closer to your age...my uncles are only a few years older then me, so they're like the annoying/cooler older brothers that I never had.

"Ø" wrote:

Thats incredibly depressing... I always thought teachers were the first line of defense in child abuse because they had the state behind them, isn't there a government service you could contact? Just to let them know you think something is up?

The issue has been raised many many times. But nothing has been done about it.

In Uni I'm being taught how to identify the signs and symptons of children suffering from Child Abuse and what I should do about it...however, at my teaching placements I'm having direct experience of how the system fails people.

"MuslimSister" wrote:

"Ø" wrote:

I'm going to be a brother in law!

Annette's mother is pregnant... which is surprising, but not terribly given she isn't even 40.

This is going to be weird... they are going to be a cross between a peer and a niece/nephew... They are pretty shocked, I think it's hilarious! (we all agree it's great) Esteban deserves this! He's been giving me all these patronistic little speeches about how life comes at you fast et cetera.

Ha!

I don't think he had any idea there was a round II planned!

Needless to say when we all meet up for the baptism later this upcoming week I'm going to have a VERY interesting conversation with "the Don."

...my girls are going to be older than their aunt/uncle... they might even be in school together.

Now there's a strange thought.

I wonder if he will have the energy to teach them basketball like Annette... lol, that's kind of a fun thought, we can have family basketball games.

Lol. Its always intresting to have a child at an older age....my parents had my youngest sister in their late 30's....unlike the other kids, my parents didnt do any running around, sitting on fast rides at Disney World, bike riding, ice skating etc for her...but luckily for her, she has older brothers and sisters that can take her out.

It's also a lot of fun to have uncles/aunties closer to your age...my uncles are only a few years older then me, so they're like the annoying/cooler older brothers that I never had.

lol it's pretty cool! I gave Esteban some tips about babies not remembering of course that my wife is his baby.

So he kinda knows already...

I think he'll be a pretty active dad, they are both youngish, he is in his 40s and (correct me if I'm wrong sweetheart) she is 38 and still in great shape and quite attractive. He can outrun me and frankly is one of those 40 something adonises that manages to stay incredibly active, so I think he'll manage.

It's still mighty funny to think there is a serious possibility my girls and their aunt/uncle will be in high school together.

I think it'l be great! I'm far closer to her family than I am to my own, it's kinda like I'm going to have my own siblings.

Hell for all intents and purposes they practically raised me too. I don't even remember how many times I heard my father in law sigh and say "I suppose David will be staying for dinner then?" and Dona Tejada would always say "of course he will, i will not let him go without dinner at least"

Then I'd sail all the way back home to find a note and 20 bucks from mom telling me they wouldn't be back until late again and i should order something.

I got smart and started saving it all to buy annette birthday presents and christmas presents so i wouldnt have to rely on mom and dad (who are unreliable people).

ahh childhood, fun days...

Anyway, this is going to be great! My girls have a built in playmate now, and Annette is extatic (she always wanted siblings). We're really drowning in babies... with our own, her cousins' and now her little brother/sister that is going to be six I think.

I think I'm a fertility good luck charm

i found this site by accident it's made me laugh this morning, but also appreciate the good mother in law i have in comparison. Feel sorry for some of these ppl..

feel free to add ur own rant looool

is this site classed as backbiting or not coz it's anonymous?

www.ihatemyinlaws.com

"Don Karnage" wrote:

lol it's pretty cool! I gave Esteban some tips about babies not remembering of course that my wife is his baby.

So he kinda knows already...

I think he'll be a pretty active dad, they are both youngish, he is in his 40s and (correct me if I'm wrong sweetheart) she is 38 and still in great shape and quite attractive. He can outrun me and frankly is one of those 40 something adonises that manages to stay incredibly active, so I think he'll manage.

It's still mighty funny to think there is a serious possibility my girls and their aunt/uncle will be in high school together.

I think it'l be great! I'm far closer to her family than I am to my own, it's kinda like I'm going to have my own siblings.

Hell for all intents and purposes they practically raised me too. I don't even remember how many times I heard my father in law sigh and say "I suppose David will be staying for dinner then?" and Dona Tejada would always say "of course he will, i will not let him go without dinner at least"

Then I'd sail all the way back home to find a note and 20 bucks from mom telling me they wouldn't be back until late again and i should order something.

I got smart and started saving it all to buy annette birthday presents and christmas presents so i wouldnt have to rely on mom and dad (who are unreliable people).

ahh childhood, fun days...

Anyway, this is going to be great! My girls have a built in playmate now, and Annette is extatic (she always wanted siblings). We're really drowning in babies... with our own, her cousins' and now her little brother/sister that is going to be six I think.

I think I'm a fertility good luck charm

they could only go to school together if we all lived in the same location

i was quite shocked to stumble upon this thread

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=112565

the boy is getting his kicks outta copy pasting his cusses to us on other forums

how would he like it if i searched thru his old posts, registered as a new member in that forum and copy pasted ALL his posts?

incl the stuff that he tried to delete but couldnt cos we quoted it? :twisted:

:o

he's a rite dog.

sorry but i could't help it.

i saw red.

[b][color=indigo]Lol. I don't blame ya sis for saying that! That's exactly what i thought when i read those posts.[/color][/b]

"Snowbunny" wrote:

they could only go to school together if we all lived in the same location

...says the impatient little girl that doesn't even know what she is getting for Valentine's Day yet.