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salaam
me Again D
To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
To realize
The value of one millisecond
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend
Lose one.
awwww that was beautiful!!!
it is gona make me cry now!!
Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!
do you do nothing else but read poems?
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
salaam
do u do nething else apart from living on the forum )
Yes :x
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
LOL.
Do u guys actually write ya own poems?
Or u jus buzz offa other peopls works?
:shock: 
:twisted: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
_____________- -SupeRazor- -_______________
Some ppl make their goals the stars.
They may live n die n never reach the stars,
but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination.
Becuz they made them in their eyesight
:twisted:
Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!
salaam
razor
so wat if we "buzz" (as u call it) off other peoples work!!
I read poems, I like them, they make me laugh, I want others to read and Laugh!!!
Is that a Problem!!!!!!!!
salaam
WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN!!!
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a
singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just
a week or two, my father will die and I will inherit 20 million
dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she
became his stepmother!
Wife Vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has
to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then
turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!
The Beast
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby
was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will
bring out the beast in me." So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's
afraid of a mouse?"
Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you
get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here
and you should do it because that is your job and I can just wait
for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,
"I don't believe that... show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened
the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it
indeed says....
"HEBREWS"
(just for u razor BUZZ of it lol)
there she goes again :roll:
Heres a good poem i found, i know some of you are gona shout Biddah!, and i know Omrow will like this.....
================================
[size=18]An Ode to Wine[/size]
Only with ablution I approach the wine
For in this tavern I shall meet the Divine!
My companions here all rejoice with me
And greet our Imam, the Cupbearer, Saqi!
With great relish I shall undertake this task
And drink it all, drop by drop, flask by flask!
And though the scholars may censure me
I do not care, for I am in ecstasy!
And if they threaten me with Shariah Law
Well, then I`ll drink a few more!
And if to the gallows the Courts send me
This is what my defence shall be:
"When the cup in the Beloved`s hand is hidden
Then, by Allah it is no longer forbidden!"
While the dry, narrow-minded scholars bicker
I shall continue to drink this liquor!
This wine the Najdi idiots do not understand
Not all can take, for it`s a special brand!
Their scholars I see a fatwa are writing!
The masses against me they`re exciting!
So, by Allah I`ll explain what I mean
And the truth clearly shall be seen!
Cupbearer, pour in the Name of Allah
Give me the brand of `No god but Allah!`
This wine is unique, in bottles not found!
It`s drinkers however everywhere abound!
The grapevines in Makka are grown
When fully ripened, to Madina are flown!
In the Mosque of Ahmad The Blessed
The grapes are then carefully pressed!
From here some to Najaf are sent
At Imam Ali`s tomb, to ferment!
The rest are kept beside Bu`Bakr Sadeeq
To ferment here, for many a week!
When it`s ready the wine is inspected
In Baghdad it is selected, rejected!
This task to Shaikh Abdul Qadir does fall
That expert taster from Jilan, you`ll recall!
When the Ghawth is fully satisfied
The wine is exported, far and wide!
But those Saqis to whom it does go
Are few and far between, you should know!
Each Saqi drinks it according to taste!
Some drink slowly, others drink in haste!
The wine in my tavern is a perfect brand!
Matured to perfection by Shah Naqshband!
In it`s colour Saadiq`s knowledge you`ll find
The fragrance of Bayazeed`s ecstasy in kind!
It`s taste is amazing by Imam Rabbani, I swear!
One drop intoxicates all, everywhere!
From Sayyid Jamaat Ali`s hand it does pour
For this Amir, I`ll drink evermore!
And if I, inebriated, on my face do fall
My Shaikh helps me to drink it all!
Shaikh Sayyid Afzal Hussain Shah I toast!
He`s my Beloved Cupbearer I do boast!
So O’ Mullah that`s all I have to say
Now is this wine haraam, tell me pray?
I`ll end with this drunkard`s prayer:
If it makes the Mullahs sick, I don`t care!
Lord for your Beloved Darling`s Sake
This sinner a drunkard forever make
Allow me from Ahmad`s hand to drink wine!
Then I`ll thirst no more, by The Lord Divine!
Upon him and his family blessings do send
With this prayer Asif will end.
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Man that could not get any longer!!! :roll:
Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!
I dint mean it to be offensive, im sorry.
What i meant was, has anyone here actually wrote there own poem ?
Mayb a seperate thread shud be made so people can write there own poems n post em.
_____________- -SupeRazor- -_______________
Some ppl make their goals the stars.
They may live n die n never reach the stars,
but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination.
Becuz they made them in their eyesight
Not a bad idea!
Who is the cat of the Forum? MEZ!
Your damn right!
WOW, That was summin special Hayder, I'm lost for words.
_____________- -SupeRazor- -_______________
Some ppl make their goals the stars.
They may live n die n never reach the stars,
but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination.
Becuz they made them in their eyesight
I didnt like that
Therz a different reason for that
_____________- -SupeRazor- -_______________
Some ppl make their goals the stars.
They may live n die n never reach the stars,
but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination.
Becuz they made them in their eyesight
Saadia, I wrote a poem, My OWN work
Jus wrote it so dunt make fun of me
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A goodbye to a "friend" in An ode to sheesha and friendship.
=================
Atleast once a week, sheesha i smoke,
So high i got, once, a glass i broke.
With my friends i would go, and smoke the night away,
Talk we would, until the night became day.
Now we must keep it quiet, and smoke in seclusion,
For yesterday i found out, one of my "friends" is as gay as a delusion.
I always knew there was summin fishy bout the fellow,
I could tell, just my the way he would say "hello".
At first hayder dint beleive it, cus he's blinded to the truth,
But now even he can see the guys a fruit.
To smoke we would go, and come would my friend Junaid,
Back in school, i used to call him grenade.
We always order, the minty fresh one,
and strawberry is the flavour of choice, of the Fresh one (hayder).
It arrives in due time, And appears a smile,
on my, young, stubbly, handsome face.
The coal i cut, and shape to size,
place on top, and grab the pipe.
Deep breath I take, I can wait no longer,
The urge for smoke, grows stronger and stronger.
Ciggerettes I hate, I really cant stand,
But me and my sheesha, we mingle at random.
Enters the smoke, into my body,
At peace i feel, I love evrybody.
A coalition we made, of love and peace,
The brotherhood of Smoke, is its name indeed.
Puff Puff pass, because its good manners,
Then we conversate, about spanners and hammers.
By spanners and hammers, I mean, guy talk,
I once taught hayder, how to moon walk.
We have a laugh, a real good time,
Then someone calls, i tell em im doin jus fine.
A bit of red bull, is required,
a trip to the men room, is desired.
Ive freshened up, so I come back,
to realise My seat, has been jacked.
A couple of threats later, jack gives in,
To the seat I return, and again begin.
Puff puff puff, no passing anymore,
why i wunt share no more, i really dunno.
Couple hours later its tym to get in jamaat,
we smoke in jamaat, we pray in jamaat.
sheesha gave us the physical hizzigh,
we are now also feeling, spiritually high.
We have jus drank the wine, the saqi delivered,
after a couple of shots, my body quivered.
I realised, my phone was vibrating,
If im not home soon, im in for a beating.
On my home, I must now go,
Goodbye i say to the homeies, bro.
I leave you in peace, til we meet again,
Until then we remains, forever friends.
This poem was written, and published by,
Razor Sharp, the forever high.
_____________- -SupeRazor- -_______________
Some ppl make their goals the stars.
They may live n die n never reach the stars,
but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination.
Becuz they made them in their eyesight
for what ? :?
salaam
wow shock
that was good razor lol
dare i say alot of truth as far as the sheeha and its effect are concerned D
i dont have the tendancy to wirte my own poems, am not really that creative although have been giving it some thought!!
so if i have the time to sit and write ill let u guys have a read ?
Ya'ni.......that was the don daddy poem
and it was straight from the heart .....giv us a hug bro...:cry:
Forever High!
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
do u guys seriously get high on sheesha? :? its not a 'drug' yaknow...
[size=9]I NEVER WORE IT BECAUSE OF THE TALIBAN, MOTHER. I LIKE THE [b]MODESTY[/b] AND [b]PROTECTION[/b] IT AFFORDS ME FROM THE EYES OF MEN.[/size] [url=http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/Dust.html]Dust, X-Men[/url]
no we dont....[size=7]we jus act stupid and immature afterwards, all in the name of fun...or maybe were like that all the tym[/size]
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Indeed...We dunt get high offa shesha, we jus pretend to. Although sometimes, we get slightly light-headed.
Everyone should write a poem, go for it saadia. Let ya imagination run wild, start on one topic, end on another, write about your day, watever you like.
=======
Off to sleep i must go,
When i awake, i do not know.
Tomorow I must awake and Revise,
A test I have, and a plan I must devise.
A plan for my coursework, Which I havent started,
Smells kinda funny, someone must have farted.
Tomorow evening to arrive, I cannot wait for,
To see shaykh Hamza Yusuf, inshallah I will go.
The revival magazine, Distribute there I will,
But dunt hav many left, cuz saadia gave them out, at her own will.
Fret not though, A genius I am,
Cant think of anything to rhyme, so im gna write...Ham.
Off to bed i now go,
If i ever awake, i do not know.
In the safe hands of the lord, you I leave,
The lord in whom we trust, and beleive.
_____________- -SupeRazor- -_______________
Some ppl make their goals the stars.
They may live n die n never reach the stars,
but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination.
Becuz they made them in their eyesight
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Back in BLACK
Im on a roll, i just cant stop,
Writing poems, its well top (LOL)
Heres another for you people, Why is no-one else written their own yet.
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I need a shave
=============
I need a shave again,
I need to get up and begin.
It normally take about an hour or so,
Then I quikly hav a shower, cuz im always on the go.
Its a complicated thing, is having a shave,
Its as hard as teaching a 5 year old how to behave.
I begin from the right, make sure I shape my beard right,
I always take care, but normally mess it up despite.
My trimmers on charge at this very moment,
It always runs outta life, as if it was my opponent.
When im done having a shave, I might post
a picture, Aslong as you say you love it. although I dunt like to boast,
I think my beard is the best,
Waaaaayyy better then all the rest.
I better go shave now, im wasting my time,
Then I gotta do my work, im falling waayy behind.
_____________- -SupeRazor- -_______________
Some ppl make their goals the stars.
They may live n die n never reach the stars,
but in the darkness of the night, those stars will guide them to their destination.
Becuz they made them in their eyesight
lol
i need a shave ...nice poem hahaha.
hahahha I read this post up from the bottom up and got the wrong impression of you for a second there :shock:
lol U Joka..........im not a man.
A lesson you need to learn : alwayz read from the top and down
lol right. Top down - got it!
Hey ladies - Q for U
What is a "Jilbab" and why do you wear it with jeans?
lol and down..
'jilbaab'........loose outer garment that conceals one body....wear it when you go out as the casual dress is less appropriate for mwah.
i dont wear it with jeans so dont know.
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