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[quote="Muslim Bro"][quote="Sirus"]yeah jus checking if your awake lol

been up all night or jus woke up?[/quote]
Been up all night, was playing ps2 and gonna pray fajr in abit.

What are you doing up...isn't it past your bedtime :wink:[/quote]

what game? i havnt played mine for aages....

i've been workin on typin up a speech....gona have to carry on another night now...too tired

Hey! Admin is here!!!

[quote="Sirus"]what game? i havnt played mine for aages....[/quote]
It's my lil bro's ps2 actually, the game's called wwe 2006.

[quote="Sirus"]i've been workin on typin up a speech....gona have to carry on another night now...too tired[/quote]
Is it for that conference you're going to?

[quote="Sirus"]Hey! Admin is here!!![/quote]
Huh!...where...he must have dissapeared again.

Admin is here....he works during day, and spends nights on forum, and then sleeps at work :twisted:

not a confrence exactly, got a 20min slot in the Al Hidayah camp...wish me well!!

LOL....WWE games....i've played smackdown, and they really are poo

too easy, and now im totally off wrestling....i gather ur not...

Naw, been knackered this week.

Had 8 hours of sleep since finished work.

Now I am fully awake.

My earliest morning ever.

Mostly I am getting ready for bed at this time!

[quote="Sirus"]not a confrence exactly, got a 20min slot in the Al Hidayah camp...wish me well!![/quote]
Will do.

[quote="Sirus"]LOL....WWE games....i've played smackdown, and they really are poo

too easy, and now im totally off wrestling....i gather ur not...[/quote]
They've improved the 2006 version [i]alot[/i]. I also admit it, the old smackdown games werre rubbish.

[quote="Admin"]I am getting ready for bed at this time![/quote]
Me too.

so you gonna stay awake thru the night?

doing what?

grab ur trainers, i'll bring the ball, and meet you at st pats weather pitch in 15mins... 🙂

Its still dark!

(and I am having my pre-breakfast...)

[quote="Admin"]Its still dark!

(and I am having my pre-breakfast...)[/quote]

:twisted: bet you had ur pre-pre breakfast before that, from piri piri as well!

it'll be daylight in an hour...

Time for a game.

http://www.smallcampus.net/upload/html/maths_games/2001-05-03/riverIQGa…

Its the typical river crossing. But more complicated. Hit the blue circlr to start.
A father and his two sons, a mother and her two daughters, a thief and a policeman are on one side of a river. There is a boat by the river bank, but it can only take two people at a time. Only the father, the mother and the policeman know how to operate the boat. The father can not be with any of the girls without their mother around. The mother can not be with any of the boys without their father around. The thief can not be with anyone else without the policeman around. How can you get everyone across to the other side of the river?

Start the game by clicking on the big round blue button. Click on a person to get him or her on or off the boat. Click on the levers to get the boat to move.

1 . Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

Tried number 37. 😛

Also number 27: Shakespeare probably localised the words. Not invented here.

Assassines were soldiers from the muslim empire at some stage if I recall correctly.

didnt u try it when u read number 9?

i did 😛

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]didnt u try it when u read number 9?

i did :P[/quote]

yup, when I read it.

But I got called on number 37...

[quote="Admin"]

Assassines were soldiers from the muslim empire at some stage if I recall correctly.[/quote]

did u ever watch Goodness Gracious Me?

u remind me of the man who was adament in proving that everything was originally "Indian" or from India

[quote="Admin"][quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]didnt u try it when u read number 9?

i did :P[/quote]

yup, when I read it.

But I got called on number 37...[/quote]

i didnt..

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.[/quote]
Isn't that a myth?

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.[/quote]
Even when they're rolling around in the mud...

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
All invented by women.[/quote]
:shock: Really?!!

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Honey [/quote]
I knew that...stupid isn't it that they have an expiry date on the jars.

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow[/quote]
lol I did!...a couple of times.

does any one no that date of laylatul miraaj?

why? whats so special abt Laylatul Mi'raaj :?: :?

it's when the prophet s.a.w decended to the heavens to speak with his lord...

[quote="*_Noor_*"]it's when the prophet s.a.w decended to the heavens to speak with his lord...[/quote]

lol - I knew [i]that [/i] :roll: .

I was just wondering what is so significant about its date. What does Islam say about it? What does the Shari'ah prescribe for it?

[quote="*_Noor_*"]does any one no that date of laylatul miraaj?[/quote]

next thursday/wednesday i think

nowt special about that day other then the fact that Prophet (pbuh) met/spoke to God and saw heaven/hell

after all we all do that every other day :roll:

isn't it recommended to fast on that particular day....

[quote="*_Noor_*"]isn't it recommended to fast on that particular day....[/quote]

All types of nawfil worship is recommended

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="*_Noor_*"]isn't it recommended to fast on that particular day....[/quote]

All types of nawfil worship is recommended[/quote]

by who?

can you get me some references plz from Ahlus Sunnah wal Jama'ah ulama?

jazakILLAH.

why the hell shud i wasnt my time doing u any favours?

do ur own research

u'll only be asked on the DJ what YOU did and I'll only be asked on the DJ what i did

if u dont believe that doing any nawfil ibadah is recommened on the month of Rajab

then feel free to just chil in uni flunking another module :roll:

I've read that some where aswell, but can't quote it cz i cnt remmber where i read it from..

dont bother folks.

ahle sunnah wal jamaah will never agree with u 😂

wherz my b'day wishes people :o

🙁

Happy birthday! 😃

I am unaware of any special activities to do with Laylatul Mi'raaj. If you have any referecnes (addressed generally) then plz be so kind as to provide me so I too can benefit from this.

And Sirus - [quote]ahle sunnah wal jamaah will never agree with u[/quote]

I knw they wont. :roll:

I was talking abt the Ahlus Sunnah wa Jama'ah. That above sect - doesnt mean anything to me.

[size=24]HAPPY BIDDAH DAY DUH BOY-MAY U LIVE TO SEE MANY MORE[/size] 😃

any plans for tonight?