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''A couple of days ago, I had a cold and lost my sense of taste. I drank something to see if it was back and was disappointed to find that it wasn't. Then I realized it was just water..............''
What is it with you southerners and thinking water has no taste?
Water is delicious.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
cant stand taste of plain tap water....if its mixed with concentrate juice then fine .... bottled water is much better taste, but i hardly drink plain water.
Fruit juice plus water = yuck yuck yuck.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells "We got him!"
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
A Warning! There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him 2a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they dont have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it.
An unemployed Pakistani man storms into the job centre, raging with anger... "I have been ringing 0800 1730 for last two days and no one will pick up the phone, why?" The woman looks up and says "Sir, those are our opening hours!". Lol
Sorry didn't get that one at all
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where Were you today during school hours?
SON: At school *Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *he slaps son again* SON: OK, it was day with a porn star
DAD: WHAT!? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! *he slaps dad*
Mum: HAHA! After all he's your son *he slaps mum*
ok before anyone sues me for copyright i just ran into it
The Wisest of Man Is Not The One Who Knows, But The One Who Seeks Knowledge In Order To Perform
if you can get me some chocolate that would be great.
whadya call cheese tht isnt urs?????
nacho cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Verily, in the remembrance of Allah, do hearts find rest"
if you see an arsenal fan walking a dog. Get them to call 0800 4-0 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 for free advice on how to hold onto a lead.
Rocky
LOL
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
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