The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

This is SOOOO funny LOL! I mean it's not really but the concept of being killed with a spoon is! ;P

Don't knock it - I bet a spoon in the right hands can be lethal. Be afraid, very AFRAAAIIIIDDD

less, heft, so it would probably take longer? especially if you abandon the spoon if it manages to get some sharp edge...