Wolfram Alpha

Crap name, and probably a crap site too - but it might be useful to students who need an answer instead of loads of pages - if it works that is.

They bill it as a knowledge engine - ask it normal questions and it will find answers (as opposed to google - give it search terms and it will find web pages), and it launched today/yesterday.

As it questions, put the replies here if they are amusing enough.

Introduction video:

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Skynet, I salute you!

At least its not Wolfram & Hart

Wait til the merger with the Hart foundation!

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.