Wolfram Alpha

Crap name, and probably a crap site too - but it might be useful to students who need an answer instead of loads of pages - if it works that is.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

They bill it as a knowledge engine - ask it normal questions and it will find answers (as opposed to google - give it search terms and it will find web pages), and it launched today/yesterday.

As it questions, put the replies here if they are amusing enough.

Introduction video:

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riQ5tpHc_b8]

Skynet, I salute you!