just out of pure interest........
how many people here have gone on to do degrees, which degree and at what uni? :?:
i need to improve my plagerism techniques :twisted:
My tactic never fail in the first year at uni. They was always a whole load of printers where everyone used to collect their printed work. Just stalk that area, pretending you waiting for your work to be printed, and you guarantee too get someone who doing the same essay as you. Take it and copy the best bits and keep going back did you got yourself a nice piece of work going. But I only used to do this when there was a last day panic and when desperate. But in the second and third year, u have to put the effort in or you destine to fail or do really badly.
—
"A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity."
u can tell a lot about the age of someone based on what they chat about
...which is why i thawt irfgy and big dave were jus round the corner from 40
Irf and I are pimps.
Don't [i]even[/i] be hating.
And who the hell is Fred?!
Submitted by Sirus on 25 August, 2005 - 16:18 #305
as Asr prayer time draws closer, i cant make it back home in time from work to read Zuhr. so today i made an intellectual guess as to where the Kabah shareef was and read Zuhr.
found an empty room and read there
halfway thru my prayers, this guy from the floor below came up to see me....it was clear i was praying my salaah but he started talkin to me! i didnt knw what to do :?
bieng the only muslim in my office makes work hard, the conversations around here and obscene and quite often filthy. at times i wished i didnt work here, but strength lies within and i carry on...ignoring these people.
does anyone face difficulties bieng a good muslim at work? i find it hard to not swear or get caught up in idle talk....but so far, so good.
one person i know, when converted to Islam, quit work due to the atmosphere and the manager
—
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Submitted by Angel on 25 August, 2005 - 21:22 #306
"Hayder Hussain" wrote:
just out of pure interest........
how many people here have gone on to do degrees, which degree and at what uni? :?:
i need to improve my plagerism techniques :twisted:
Just copy chunks out of books and give the wrong reference...nah its easy just copy stuff out of books and put it in2 ur own words.
lilsis who is garfield? i thought it was seraph but you already mentioned his name in the age groups, i assume fred is afghani.
angel get Grandpa Fred his pipe and slippers..... :twisted:
Submitted by Angel on 25 August, 2005 - 21:39 #311
"irfghan" wrote:
"angel" wrote:
I think he fits right in with grandpa loner, grandpa omro and grandpa ed! Hey we got four grandpa's!
Just because you two have been a little slow in your mental development doesn't make me a 'grandpa'.
Its ok i am sure the rest of the grandpa's feel your pain sorry i couldnt be of help but if you need any help otherwise i dont mind being nice to old ppl...you knw where i am if you need a helpin hand.
1-Shorter people are less prone to injuries partly because there is less stress on joints and bones. For example, when a 20 per cent taller person trips, he or she hits the ground with 210 per cent more force than a shorter person.
2- A lot of recent research has agreed shorter people tend to live longer in general and that longevity generally increases for decreasing height up until the point where a person becomes unusually short. For example, one insurance company study based on 4.2 million people found that short women (150-163cm) had a 30 per cent lower death rate than taller women.
3-Taller people are at greater risk from cancer; for example there is evidence that taller men are at greater risk from prostate cancer and taller women are at greater risk from breast cancer. No-one knows exactly why, but one simple theory is as a 183cm tall man has more than 50 per cent as many cells as a 152cm tall man. The more cells in your body, then there are that many more potential sites for cancer to be initiated from carcinogenic pollution or other risks in the environment.
Short men and women face challenges in their daily lives. Research has shown that short men have fewer opportunities for romantic relationships, have fewer children, and on average are paid less. Finding adult fashion clothes is difficult. Short women report that they are not taken as seriously as their taller peers.
Submitted by Angel on 25 August, 2005 - 22:40 #315
A guy bout 5'8 is fine....close to 6ft or god forbid over 6ft a no-no!!!
Neway its my bed time gota get up for work unlike some ppl! so tc ws/bye
Short men and women face challenges in their daily lives. Research has shown that short men have fewer opportunities for romantic relationships, have fewer children, and on average are paid less. Finding adult fashion clothes is difficult. Short women report that they are not taken as seriously as their taller peers.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Submitted by Angel on 27 August, 2005 - 08:57 #324
"Seraph" wrote:
"angel" wrote:
lilsis who is garfield? i thought it was seraph but you already mentioned his name in the age groups, i assume fred is afghani.
Shes just giving people what they want: me me me me me.
huh? :?
Submitted by Seraphim on 28 August, 2005 - 12:45 #325
"angel" wrote:
"Seraph" wrote:
"angel" wrote:
lilsis who is garfield? i thought it was seraph but you already mentioned his name in the age groups, i assume fred is afghani.
Dont worry about it... we wont think 'little' of you if you dont get it.
Sorry shorty but i dont think your entitled to say that! 5'6 and being a guy haha
Hey you're not in a position to be making fun of short people - my little friend.
Submitted by Angel on 28 August, 2005 - 16:09 #328
"Dave" wrote:
Hey you're not in a position to be making fun of short people - my little friend.
What can you expect from a giant, you a bully dave!! Hey if seraph can make fun of my height so can i of his...plus gals can get away with being short but guys cant!
Hey you're not in a position to be making fun of short people - my little friend.
What can you expect from a giant, you a bully dave!! Hey if seraph can make fun of my height so can i of his...plus gals can get away with being short but guys cant!
Well isn't that judgemental - JUST because I am a big guy you assume I am bullying people rather than setting them straight.
Typical short person.
Submitted by Angel on 28 August, 2005 - 16:13 #330
"Dave" wrote:
Well isn't that judgemental - JUST because I am a big guy you assume I am bullying people rather than setting them straight.
Typical short person.
Typical awkward giant defendin ppl closer to his height, your just defendin seraph cuz he makes you feel better and you dont look as much as a giant normally with "short" guys but somewhat closer to your height!
That must explain the white hair.
Either that or immense wisdom.
My tactic never fail in the first year at uni. They was always a whole load of printers where everyone used to collect their printed work. Just stalk that area, pretending you waiting for your work to be printed, and you guarantee too get someone who doing the same essay as you. Take it and copy the best bits and keep going back did you got yourself a nice piece of work going. But I only used to do this when there was a last day panic and when desperate. But in the second and third year, u have to put the effort in or you destine to fail or do really badly.
"A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity."
[url=http//www.guidancemedia.com/videostream.php?id=Burda.mov]Quran[/url](link is external)
i like that idea! but ive done the 1st year without the need to stalk printers....myt jus try it next year tho#
i was thinkin more along the lines of sum1 here slide me sum coursework material
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Irf and I are pimps.
Don't [i]even[/i] be hating.
And who the hell is Fred?!
as Asr prayer time draws closer, i cant make it back home in time from work to read Zuhr. so today i made an intellectual guess as to where the Kabah shareef was and read Zuhr.
found an empty room and read there
halfway thru my prayers, this guy from the floor below came up to see me....it was clear i was praying my salaah but he started talkin to me! i didnt knw what to do :?
bieng the only muslim in my office makes work hard, the conversations around here and obscene and quite often filthy. at times i wished i didnt work here, but strength lies within and i carry on...ignoring these people.
does anyone face difficulties bieng a good muslim at work? i find it hard to not swear or get caught up in idle talk....but so far, so good.
one person i know, when converted to Islam, quit work due to the atmosphere and the manager
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
ɐɥɐɥ
Just copy chunks out of books and give the wrong reference...nah its easy just copy stuff out of books and put it in2 ur own words.
lilsis who is garfield? i thought it was seraph but you already mentioned his name in the age groups, i assume fred is afghani.
opps I said Seraph/Garfields name twice :oops:
thanks for pointing it out
yep Fred is Irfan-I'm thinking of adding him to the grandfather age group even though he comes in the "middle age" group
I think he fits right in with grandpa loner, grandpa omro and grandpa ed! Hey we got four grandpa's!
Just because you two have been a little slow in your mental development doesn't make me a 'grandpa'.
angel get Grandpa Fred his pipe and slippers..... :twisted:
Its ok i am sure the rest of the grandpa's feel your pain sorry i couldnt be of help but if you need any help otherwise i dont mind being nice to old ppl...you knw where i am if you need a helpin hand.
Why Its Depressing To Be A Giant
1-Shorter people are less prone to injuries partly because there is less stress on joints and bones. For example, when a 20 per cent taller person trips, he or she hits the ground with 210 per cent more force than a shorter person.
2- A lot of recent research has agreed shorter people tend to live longer in general and that longevity generally increases for decreasing height up until the point where a person becomes unusually short. For example, one insurance company study based on 4.2 million people found that short women (150-163cm) had a 30 per cent lower death rate than taller women.
3-Taller people are at greater risk from cancer; for example there is evidence that taller men are at greater risk from prostate cancer and taller women are at greater risk from breast cancer. No-one knows exactly why, but one simple theory is as a 183cm tall man has more than 50 per cent as many cells as a 152cm tall man. The more cells in your body, then there are that many more potential sites for cancer to be initiated from carcinogenic pollution or other risks in the environment.
[url=http://www.shortsupport.org/Research/samaras.html]MORE(link is external) REASONS[/url]
:twisted:
lol so I take it you ladies dream guy is 4'10 right?
Cuz we all know girls looove the short guys.
It's so depressing to be short, they need their own support website.
http://www.shortsupport.org/index.html(link is external)
A guy bout 5'8 is fine....close to 6ft or god forbid over 6ft a no-no!!!
Neway its my bed time gota get up for work unlike some ppl! so tc ws/bye
hahahahhahahaha
G'night!
exactly
you'll get a neck ache from always looking up at him :twisted:
Not True.
Annette just takes a step back to widen the angle.
Problem solved.
how does she kiss you?
Do you have to sit down or does she have to stand on a chair?
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
Shes just giving people what they want: me me me me me.
Well they did invented the periscope for something.
Back in BLACK
Salam
Its very demoralising when BOSS alter or deletes your words.
This has happened to many people here.
I respect the rules, when there are any.
When you are going to make the rules, then set them, and follow them.
Dont be making them up as you go along.
This is not nice. Now you know.
Omrow
?
I take it that is directed at me.
so... ?
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
huh? :?
Dont worry about it... we wont think 'little' of you if you dont get it.
Back in BLACK
Sorry shorty but i dont think your entitled to say that! 5'6 and being a guy haha
Hey you're not in a position to be making fun of short people - my little friend.
What can you expect from a giant, you a bully dave!! Hey if seraph can make fun of my height so can i of his...plus gals can get away with being short but guys cant!
Well isn't that judgemental - JUST because I am a big guy you assume I am bullying people rather than setting them straight.
Typical short person.
Typical awkward giant defendin ppl closer to his height, your just defendin seraph cuz he makes you feel better and you dont look as much as a giant normally with "short" guys but somewhat closer to your height!
p.s. what time is in america?
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