Things that annoy/frustrate you!

Published by Naz on 19 May, 2008 - 19:41
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Submitted by Naz on 31 May, 2008 - 20:39

Seraphim wrote:
Why has this turned into a hate men thread?

Just coz you've had a few bad experiences doesnt mean all guys are like that.

It hasnt. Were discussing our annoyance and frustrations. Its more then a few bad experiences hence why were going on a bit. We didnt say ALL guys were like that just MOST Blum 3

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Submitted by Ya'qub on 31 May, 2008 - 23:02

A simple mathematical equation for you:

To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:

[b]Woman = Time x Money[/b]

"Time is money", so

[b]Time = Money[/b]

Therefore
[b]
Woman = Money x Money[/b]

which is the same as
[b]
Woman = (Money)²[/b]

"Money is the root of all evil", so

[b]Money = √Evil[/b]

Therefore:
[b]
Woman = (√Evil)²[/b]

which is the same as

[b]Woman = Evil[/b]

Don't blame with me, you can't argue with maths.

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Submitted by Seraphim on 1 June, 2008 - 10:16

Ya'qub wrote:
A simple mathematical equation for you:

To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:

[b]Woman = Time x Money[/b]

"Time is money", so

[b]Time = Money[/b]

Therefore
[b]
Woman = Money x Money[/b]

which is the same as
[b]
Woman = (Money)²[/b]

"Money is the root of all evil", so

[b]Money = √Evil[/b]

Therefore:
[b]
Woman = (√Evil)²[/b]

which is the same as

[b]Woman = Evil[/b]

Don't blame with me, you can't argue with maths.

Im confused...

Does the above annoy and frustrate you? Is that why you posted it here?

There there bro. Im sure someone will prove your hypothesis wrong... eventually... when they get rid of concept of money.

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Submitted by Naz* (not verified) on 1 June, 2008 - 21:26

^^^ lol nice one

ppl who bad mouth their parents (maybe now you can understand why im going on abit)

Submitted by Allahuakbar on 2 June, 2008 - 11:34

People who talk in Jummah! How rude.

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Submitted by Funzo on 2 June, 2008 - 16:38

Allahuakbar wrote:
People who talk in Jummah! How rude.

how about people arguing during jumma very loudly?
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Submitted by Ya'qub on 2 June, 2008 - 18:35

Funzo wrote:
Allahuakbar wrote:
People who talk in Jummah! How rude.

how about people arguing during jumma very loudly?

How about when the Imam's phone went off and his ringtone was 'My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard'?

...

on second thoughts that was a Maniac Muslim article.

But yeah, people's phones going off during salat, especially if its a tune playing cos any concentration you may have had disappears.

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Submitted by Ya'qub on 2 June, 2008 - 20:49

Seraphim wrote:
MuslimBro wrote:
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o6kpCLDMVg]Funny Things You See During Jummah[/url]

lol, ive watched some of his videos. He's good.

Ive always said The Revival should also do something similar on YouTube.


We have one already

Just type in 'moving mountains usher' on youtube and you'll find it...

Oop! looks like you already did

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Submitted by Seraphim on 2 June, 2008 - 22:48

Ya'qub wrote:
Seraphim wrote:
MuslimBro wrote:
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o6kpCLDMVg]Funny Things You See During Jummah[/url]

lol, ive watched some of his videos. He's good.

Ive always said The Revival should also do something similar on YouTube.


We have one already

Just type in 'moving mountains usher' on youtube and you'll find it...

Oop! looks like you already did

Contrary to popular belief; Ed does NOT look like Usher. Theres this guy on my course who does look like a chubby Usher... but its not Ed.

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Submitted by Snoopz on 3 June, 2008 - 12:46

drivers who hog 2 parking bays.

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Submitted by Naz* (not verified) on 3 June, 2008 - 17:32

Snoopz wrote:
drivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:

Submitted by Funzo on 3 June, 2008 - 18:06

Naz* wrote:
Snoopz wrote:
drivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:


naz we already know you cant park.
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Submitted by Seraphim on 3 June, 2008 - 21:30

Snoopz wrote:
drivers who hog 2 parking bays.

Pfft, drivers with no spatial awareness.

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Submitted by Naz* (not verified) on 3 June, 2008 - 21:32

Funzo wrote:
Naz* wrote:
Snoopz wrote:
drivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:


naz we already know you cant park.

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Submitted by Funzo on 3 June, 2008 - 23:12

Naz* wrote:
Funzo wrote:
Naz* wrote:
Snoopz wrote:
drivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:


naz we already know you cant park.

Sad

Blum 3 j/k.`
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Submitted by Courage on 4 June, 2008 - 11:06

Ya'qub wrote:
Funzo wrote:
Allahuakbar wrote:
People who talk in Jummah! How rude.

how about people arguing during jumma very loudly?

How about when the Imam's phone went off and his ringtone was 'My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard'?

...

on second thoughts that was a Maniac Muslim article.

But yeah, people's phones going off during salat, especially if its a tune playing cos any concentration you may have had disappears.

The Imam one would probably break everyone's salah! The Imam probably would never lead again!

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Submitted by Amal on 4 June, 2008 - 13:00

Seraphim wrote:
Why has this turned into a hate men thread?

Just coz you've had a few bad experiences doesnt mean all guys are like that.

Sorry for going back a few threads, but id like to quote a principle/opinion that my guy regularly stands by:

Quote:
All men are dogs.

(but i dont go as far as that lol, ive generally always found men (and muslim men more so) very willing to offer/help me with things, even when its not requested.)

My current annoyance is being outbid on Ebay, especially on items that ive being watching for days and days :@

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Submitted by Funzo on 4 June, 2008 - 13:34

thts not the way to do it you wait till the last day, the last hour, the last minute and bang you hit your bid and pray that the guy bidding against you accidently restarts his pc. works everytime.

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Submitted by Funzo on 4 June, 2008 - 13:35

Quote:
All men are dogs.

i wouldnt say all but most, yes.
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Submitted by MuslimBro on 4 June, 2008 - 16:36

Amal wrote:
My current annoyance is being outbid on Ebay, especially on items that ive being watching for days and days :@

Tip: make a bid in the last 10 seconds. And avoid rounding the bid upto the nearest pound. So for example if you're going to bid £5... don't. Put a bid for £5.01 - "Trust me, I'm a professional."

I used to bid but now I just BIN.

Submitted by MuslimBro on 4 June, 2008 - 16:38

Reminds me of. I'm sure you've heard the saying for girls 'There's plenty of fish in the sea'. For boys its 'There's plenty of dogs in the park'.

Submitted by Funzo on 4 June, 2008 - 16:44

MuslimBro wrote:
Reminds me of. I'm sure you've heard the saying for girls 'There's plenty of fish in the sea'. For boys its 'There's plenty of dogs in the park'.

it doesnt have the same ring and the plenty of fish one can be used for both girls and boys, cant it?
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Submitted by Naz* (not verified) on 4 June, 2008 - 21:52

Funzo wrote:
MuslimBro wrote:
Reminds me of. I'm sure you've heard the saying for girls 'There's plenty of fish in the sea'. For boys its 'There's plenty of dogs in the park'.

it doesnt have the same ring and the plenty of fish one can be used for both girls and boys, cant it?

Yeah you can.

BD brother wrote:
what about plenty of lamb in the fields ... ?

Not heard of that one.

Submitted by Seraphim on 6 June, 2008 - 10:26

"a bird in hand is worth two in the bush."

Ive never understood what this saying meant. But it sounds dodgy.

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Submitted by Naz* (not verified) on 5 June, 2008 - 22:06

Seraphim wrote:
"a bird in hang is worth two in the bush."

Ive never understood what this saying meant. But it sounds dodgy.

dont you mean hand instead of hang?

Submitted by Seraphim on 6 June, 2008 - 10:26

Naz* wrote:
Seraphim wrote:
"a bird in hang is worth two in the bush."

Ive never understood what this saying meant. But it sounds dodgy.

dont you mean hand instead of hang?

Yeah, sorry typo.

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Submitted by Courage on 6 June, 2008 - 11:50

Seraphim wrote:
Naz* wrote:
Seraphim wrote:
"a bird in hang is worth two in the bush."

Ive never understood what this saying meant. But it sounds dodgy.

dont you mean hand instead of hang?

Yeah, sorry typo.

I think it means what you've got is more important than what you haven't got. Feel free to correct, and no Seraph, I doubt it means that!

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Chin up, mate! Life's too short.

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