Things that annoy/frustrate you!

Naz —

salaam ppl
the title is pretty much self explanatory. Share your thoughts 🙂

JazakAllah

ok i will start

ppl that burp really loud :x
ppl that say f***ing after every other word :x :x

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Naz — Sat, 31 May 2008 - 20:39

SeraphimWhy has this turned into a hate men thread?

Just coz you've had a few bad experiences doesnt mean all guys are like that.

It hasnt. Were discussing our annoyance and frustrations. Its more then a few bad experiences hence why were going on a bit. We didnt say ALL guys were like that just MOST :p

Ya'qub — Sat, 31 May 2008 - 23:02

A simple mathematical equation for you:

To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:

Woman = Time x Money

"Time is money", so

Time = Money

Therefore

Woman = Money x Money

which is the same as

Woman = (Money)²

"Money is the root of all evil", so

Money = √Evil

Therefore:

Woman = (√Evil)²

which is the same as

Woman = Evil

Don't blame with me, you can't argue with maths.

Seraphim — Sun, 1 Jun 2008 - 10:16

Ya'qubA simple mathematical equation for you:

To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:

Woman = Time x Money

"Time is money", so

Time = Money

Therefore

Woman = Money x Money

which is the same as

Woman = (Money)²

"Money is the root of all evil", so

Money = √Evil

Therefore:

Woman = (√Evil)²

which is the same as

Woman = Evil

Don't blame with me, you can't argue with maths.

Im confused...

Does the above annoy and frustrate you? Is that why you posted it here?

There there bro. Im sure someone will prove your hypothesis wrong... eventually... when they get rid of concept of money.

Naz* (not verified) — Sun, 1 Jun 2008 - 21:26

^^^ lol nice one

ppl who bad mouth their parents (maybe now you can understand why im going on abit)

Ya'qub — Mon, 2 Jun 2008 - 18:35

Funzo

AllahuakbarPeople who talk in Jummah! How rude.

how about people arguing during jumma very loudly?

How about when the Imam's phone went off and his ringtone was 'My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard'?

...

on second thoughts that was a Maniac Muslim article.

But yeah, people's phones going off during salat, especially if its a tune playing cos any concentration you may have had disappears.

Seraphim — Mon, 2 Jun 2008 - 22:48

Ya'qub

Seraphim
MuslimBroFunny Things You See During Jummah

lol, ive watched some of his videos. He's good.

Ive always said The Revival should also do something similar on YouTube.

We have one already

Just type in 'moving mountains usher' on youtube and you'll find it...

Oop! looks like you already did

Contrary to popular belief; Ed does NOT look like Usher. Theres this guy on my course who does look like a chubby Usher... but its not Ed.

Naz* (not verified) — Tue, 3 Jun 2008 - 17:32

Snoopzdrivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:

Funzo — Tue, 3 Jun 2008 - 18:06

Naz*

Snoopzdrivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:

naz we already know you cant park.

Naz* (not verified) — Tue, 3 Jun 2008 - 21:32

Funzo

Naz*
Snoopzdrivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:

naz we already know you cant park.

🙁

Funzo — Tue, 3 Jun 2008 - 23:12

Naz*

Funzo
Naz*
Snoopzdrivers who hog 2 parking bays.

What if they are not doing it out of spite? What if its coz they cant park? :oops:

naz we already know you cant park.

🙁

:p j/k.`

Courage — Wed, 4 Jun 2008 - 11:06

Ya'qub

Funzo
AllahuakbarPeople who talk in Jummah! How rude.

how about people arguing during jumma very loudly?

How about when the Imam's phone went off and his ringtone was 'My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard'?

...

on second thoughts that was a Maniac Muslim article.

But yeah, people's phones going off during salat, especially if its a tune playing cos any concentration you may have had disappears.

The Imam one would probably break everyone's salah! The Imam probably would never lead again!

Amal — Wed, 4 Jun 2008 - 13:00

SeraphimWhy has this turned into a hate men thread?

Just coz you've had a few bad experiences doesnt mean all guys are like that.

Sorry for going back a few threads, but id like to quote a principle/opinion that my guy regularly stands by:

All men are dogs.

(but i dont go as far as that lol, ive generally always found men (and muslim men more so) very willing to offer/help me with things, even when its not requested.)

My current annoyance is being outbid on Ebay, especially on items that ive being watching for days and days :@

Funzo — Wed, 4 Jun 2008 - 13:34

thts not the way to do it you wait till the last day, the last hour, the last minute and bang you hit your bid and pray that the guy bidding against you accidently restarts his pc. works everytime.

MuslimBro — Wed, 4 Jun 2008 - 16:36

AmalMy current annoyance is being outbid on Ebay, especially on items that ive being watching for days and days :@

Tip: make a bid in the last 10 seconds. And avoid rounding the bid upto the nearest pound. So for example if you're going to bid £5... don't. Put a bid for £5.01 - "Trust me, I'm a professional."

I used to bid but now I just BIN.

Funzo — Wed, 4 Jun 2008 - 16:44

MuslimBroReminds me of. I'm sure you've heard the saying for girls 'There's plenty of fish in the sea'. For boys its 'There's plenty of dogs in the park'.

it doesnt have the same ring and the plenty of fish one can be used for both girls and boys, cant it?

Naz* (not verified) — Wed, 4 Jun 2008 - 21:52

Funzo

MuslimBroReminds me of. I'm sure you've heard the saying for girls 'There's plenty of fish in the sea'. For boys its 'There's plenty of dogs in the park'.

it doesnt have the same ring and the plenty of fish one can be used for both girls and boys, cant it?

Yeah you can.

BD brother what about plenty of lamb in the fields ... ?

Not heard of that one.

Naz* (not verified) — Thu, 5 Jun 2008 - 22:06

Seraphim"a bird in hang is worth two in the bush."

Ive never understood what this saying meant. But it sounds dodgy.

dont you mean hand instead of hang?

Seraphim — Fri, 6 Jun 2008 - 10:26

Naz*

Seraphim"a bird in hang is worth two in the bush."

Ive never understood what this saying meant. But it sounds dodgy.

dont you mean hand instead of hang?

Yeah, sorry typo.

Courage — Fri, 6 Jun 2008 - 11:50

Seraphim

Naz*
Seraphim"a bird in hang is worth two in the bush."

Ive never understood what this saying meant. But it sounds dodgy.

dont you mean hand instead of hang?

Yeah, sorry typo.

I think it means what you've got is more important than what you haven't got. Feel free to correct, and no Seraph, I doubt it means that!