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yeh cant possibly imagine why she doesnt like you
:roll:
Back in BLACK
sarahphimmmmmm long time no see mate
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
Conversation with an acquaintance coming into college eons ago:
Girl: and then my sister said to me ???????? (Speaks in Bengali)
Me: Oh I'm sorry could you just repeat what you said but in English please
Girl: huh?
Me: Could you tell me what your sister said to you again but this time in english please as I don't understand Bengali?
Girl: what do you mean you don't understand Bengali? Can't you speak your own language?
Me: um well its not my language. I'm not bengali.
Girl: what do you mean you're not bengali?
Me: umm, I'm not of bangladeshi origin, my parents, elders aren't bengali.
Girl: but you hang around with Bengalis?! How come you hand around with them
Me: (at this point I have nowhere to run to) well they are my friends and I'm their friend and there's no law saying we can't be and that we can't hand out together.
Girl: ah ok
Me: yeah
Girl: (just before we swipe through college doors) are you sure you're not Bengali???
Me:.............umm I'll find out for you shall I.........
@ the power of silence:-
That is SOOOOO CEEEYOOOOT!
Behold...Me!
:shock: They have BUSES in Syria?!
Behold...Me!
Why wouldn't they? How do you expect them to get around? camels?
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
*ahem* :oops:
Behold...Me!
(sorry)
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
lol it took me a couple of secs to work out what "ceeyoot" meant and yeah i found it funny
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
I had a conversation today with my friend Adam, and it kinda connects with the other topic too.
He stormed into the dance studio, where a few of us were just hanging out in a free before tutorial, and he was like "OMG i am SO pissed off"
And he told us about his racist Maths teacher who accidentally said that "all white people were stupid anyway" and Adam had a go at him, and head of dept overheard and it was all very chaotic.
Anyway, no-one knew who he was talking about so Shep Asked if he was black
And Adam was like "... No, i think he was a Muslim"
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Aha xD
Shep and I burst out laughing and every time i started to try to explain it to him, the conversation rewound in my head and i burst out laughing again xD
and Shep was like "HAHAHHA... Why are we laughing?"
And i was like "What? Don't you get it? Why are you laughing then?"
and he was like "... Because you were o.0 "
Haha. Such bimbos xD
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
LOL
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
This happened to me in the laundretter. And yeah I am stupid.
I walk in with laundry and go to the empty counter.
Woman in a chair: Don't I look as though I work here?
Me: No not really. *laughs and turns back to the empty counter*
Woman: *Gets up from chair* How can I help?
Me: *Thinks oh right you do work here, well even though we're not mentioning that I just made a faux pas, this is still pretty awkward*
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
Just laugh uncomfortably loud and you might transfer the awkwardness to the other person. Win.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Jon: So who from our course has seen you hair?
Me: a few girls..
Jon: Do you take your hat off at home?
Me: Hat?
Jon: The ..hijab..
Me: yep, I take the 'hat' off..it doesn't look like a hat!
Jon: So your dad and brothers have seen your hair?
Me: well..duh..
Jon: That's disgraceful! I never go around showing my Mum my willy!
Me: o.O How..what HOW is that even related?!
Jon: So, can I see your hair?
Me: Nope.
Jon: Does it say in the Qur'an that you can't show your hair to guys?
Me: Something like that.
Jon: So it says guys can't see the hair?
Me: Go away.
Jon: So if I bring in sunglasses and then you take your hat off, it won't be the same, because I've got my sunglasses on.
Me:.....er...
Jon:
Me: :roll:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh dear >.<
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
In town today
Me: *smiles politely at a random girl who catches my eye*
Her: *very confuzzled look on her face* Erm... I don't know you
Me: ... Ok erm... nevermind then.
...Since when do you need to know someone's blood type to smile at them? only smiled at her coz she was staring at me ¬_¬
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
Me and my son (2.5 years old):
Son: The police came and took Abas away.
Me: Why?
Son: He did wee in his pants.
Me: oh :shock:
Son: Naughty boy.
Me: Yes son, he is.
Son: They jackson Abas.
Me: Jackson him? What's that?
Son: Jackson!!!!
Me: Why?
Son: He did wee in his pants.
(Wife tells me Jackson means injection)
Me: Where did they jackson him?
Son: On his nose.
Me: Have you been drinking Iron Bru?
aww lol
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
-brother hangs my 20ish cousin's tigger on the curtain rail so it looks like tigger's commiting suicide
-cousin walks in the room.
cousin: YOU PR*CK! what have u done
bro: how do u know it was me
cousin: cuz theres no one else who would something like that
everyone else:
cousin: i can't wait till u have kids! im gna torture them
me: why?! torture HIM, the kids havnt done anything to u
cousin: no, im gna torture his wife and kids!
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
Mars: Just make sure you don't *A loud screech and a thud*
Mars turns around... : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH
Me: hahahahaha (while sitting on the icy floor)
Mars: HAHA oh fall...
G: I completely understand, most of my friends back in Nottingham are Muslims.
Me: Oh great..do you mean the ones I met a month ago? or another group of friends?
G: Oh yeah the one you met last time...
Me: ooh..what were they called?
G: (names a few Indian names)
Me: did you say they were Muslims?
G: Yep.
Me: They sound like Indian names...
G: Oh yeah..they're Hindu! Sorry...Islam ... Hinduism...similiar..thats why I got confused!
Me: Err...how long have you known them?
G: All my life.
Me: Nevermind....
Supervisor off on maternity leave and rings me at the office:
*Ring*Ring*
Me: Hello...
Supervisor: Seraph, is that you?
Me: nooo... but i hear that guys awesome
Supervisor:
Back in BLACK
Talking to a Guy, (Note: I wear a Scarf/Hijaab)
Guy: Hey!
Me: Hey! How are you!?
Guy: Yeh not bad! How are you?
Me: Great actually!
Guy: So what did you do today?
Me: Oh not much, stayed at home and straightened my hair
Guy: YOU HAVE HAIR?!
Me: :roll:
Jihad of the Nafs (The Struggle of the Soul)
Me and my friend buying some chips from town:
Guy: Hello! What would you like?
Me: Chips!
Guy: A bit too happy for chips aren't ya?
Me: Erm..
Guy: Chips coming up.
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Where are you from?
Me: S....
Guy: No..I mean ethnicity..
Me: Oh..(answer)
Guy: Oh. Where do you live?
Me: What?
Guy: What area are you from?
Me: Well..
Guy: What's your dad's name?
Me: !!! You're way TOO nosy! it's your time to talk! What ethinicity are you?
Guy: Pakistani.
Me: What do you for a living?
Guy: I have lots of businesses.
Me: Are you married?
Guy: Yes.
Me: Kids?
Guy: Three. ALl boys. ages: 6, 4 and 1.
Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Guy: I want to them be doctors/dentists..or maybe lawyers.
Me:
lol.
Funny things happen a lot working in telesales:
Me: So how long have you been unemployed.
Customer: 6 months.
Me: OK, 6 months, that's great.
*awkward pause*
Customer: Actually that's not great.
Me: Yeah, I kinda realised just after I said it. I thought I'd just keep quiet though.
Gentleness and kindness were never a part of anything except that it made it beautiful, and harshness was never a part of anything except that it made it ugly.
Through cheating, stealing, and lying, one may get required results but finally one becomes
LOL aww, for some reason i don't expect u to come out with such dopey responses
"How many people find fault in what they're reading and the fault is in their own understanding" Al Mutanabbi
Urghhh *cringecringecringe*
On MSN:
[mid conversation- i'm in a bit of a silly mood]
Rory: So who's this new guy at college then that Lewis can't stand?
Me: Who?
Oh right, that's Lee.
Rory: Oh what's he like?
Me: Oh he's okay. Dead arrogant but quite smart. Would be fit if he wasn't ginger. (i was JOKING!! I didn't mean it! It just came out like i did. Should have said "Lol" or variation xD )
Rory: Erm, yeah thanks.
Me: (*baffled* )... Sup?
Rory: Nothing, Nothing. Just... I'm ginger.
#Before you look at the thorns of the rose , look at it's beauty. Before you complain about the heat of the sun , enjoy it's light. Before you complain about the blackness of the night, think of it's peace and quiet... #
It is quite weird how simple being ginger is seen as an insult many times. I was watching "live at the apollo" the other day and a comedian mentioned how Brits are crap at racism and used ginger as an example at how crap we are - ginger is not even a race.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
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