Your Funny and Crazy Conversations

Seraphim —

Crazy, insane conversations you've had.

EnglishFriend: do you sweat?
Me: erm, yeah...
Englishfriend: really?
me: yes i do
Englishfriend: huh, i thought asians didnt sweat...
me: :roll:

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Friend: OMG guess what!
Me: what?
Friend: I got 2 fit girls' numbers today
Me: :roll:
Friend: Seriously. They're from Brummie- in't that sick?
Me: No ... not really.
Friend: There all desi too. And muslim, in't that sick?
Me: I really dont wanna know.
Friend: Aw, you know you want some 😉 Shall I fix you up?
Me: Do it and you'll die. 🙂
Friend: Ooh, by the way, when's the next namaz. We'll read it together, ok?
Me: :?

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GuyAtWork: So you must be the good muslim.
Me: What?
GuyAtWork: err... you know
Me: Nnoooo i dont know.
GuyAtWork: :shock:
Me: {raises eyebrow}
GuyAtWork: Never mind.... {walks off}

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[the time i was partially deaf... long story]

Manager: [we're locking up and about to switch the alarm on] Seraph get on the mat.
Me: Theres a Rat?? :shock:
Manager: No! the Mat [points to mat]!
Me: Where? I dont see no Rat?
Manager: MAT, MAT.... M....A....T.... MAT!
Me: [turns to co-worker] Should i know who Matt is?
Manager: :evil:
Me: [gulp- friend comes over and drags me over to the "mat"].

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Seraphim — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 - 18:05

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]well i was just visiting memory lane with my friend and i thought id share this with you

when i was in yr 7, there was this girl who didnt like me, dunno/cant remember why :/ lol
but once we both were gonna catch the bus and she goes to me "even though i dont like you, im scared of going through the subway so im gna walk with you, ok!" {links my arm and starts walking}

😂 !![/quote]

yeh cant possibly imagine why she doesnt like you

:roll:

Saira — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 - 19:40

Conversation with an acquaintance coming into college eons ago:

Girl: and then my sister said to me ???????? (Speaks in Bengali)
Me: Oh I'm sorry could you just repeat what you said but in English please
Girl: huh?
Me: Could you tell me what your sister said to you again but this time in english please as I don't understand Bengali?
Girl: what do you mean you don't understand Bengali? Can't you speak your own language?
Me: um well its not my language. I'm not bengali.
Girl: what do you mean you're not bengali?
Me: umm, I'm not of bangladeshi origin, my parents, elders aren't bengali.
Girl: but you hang around with Bengalis?! How come you hand around with them
Me: (at this point I have nowhere to run to) well they are my friends and I'm their friend and there's no law saying we can't be and that we can't hand out together.
Girl: ah ok
Me: yeah
Girl: (just before we swipe through college doors) are you sure you're not Bengali???
Me:.............umm I'll find out for you shall I.........

Sumaiya — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 - 21:26

[quote=Ya'qub] it was because I missed my bus stop.

What's more, I bumped into a South African friend of mine, while waiting for someone in the wrong place that I was supposed to be.

[/quote]

:shock: They have BUSES in Syria?!

TPOS — Thu, 8 Oct 2009 - 17:31

[quote=Sumaiya]@ the power of silence:-

That is SOOOOO CEEEYOOOOT!

[/quote]

lol it took me a couple of secs to work out what "ceeyoot" meant and yeah i found it funny 🙂

RI_RS — Thu, 8 Oct 2009 - 17:57

I had a conversation today with my friend Adam, and it kinda connects with the other topic too.

He stormed into the dance studio, where a few of us were just hanging out in a free before tutorial, and he was like "OMG i am SO pissed off"

And he told us about his racist Maths teacher who accidentally said that "all white people were stupid anyway" and Adam had a go at him, and head of dept overheard and it was all very chaotic.

Anyway, no-one knew who he was talking about so Shep Asked if he was black

And Adam was like "... No, i think he was a Muslim"

RI_RS — Thu, 8 Oct 2009 - 18:28

[quote=You]:lol: - was there a follow up "funny" conversation?[/quote]

Aha xD

Shep and I burst out laughing and every time i started to try to explain it to him, the conversation rewound in my head and i burst out laughing again xD

and Shep was like "HAHAHHA... Why are we laughing?"

And i was like "What? Don't you get it? Why are you laughing then?"

and he was like "... Because you were o.0 "

Haha. Such bimbos xD

Dawud — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 - 00:47

This happened to me in the laundretter. And yeah I am stupid.

I walk in with laundry and go to the empty counter.

Woman in a chair: Don't I look as though I work here?
Me: No not really. *laughs and turns back to the empty counter*
Woman: *Gets up from chair* How can I help?
Me: *Thinks oh right you do work here, well even though we're not mentioning that I just made a faux pas, this is still pretty awkward*

s.b.f — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 - 23:39

Jon: So who from our course has seen you hair?
Me: a few girls..
Jon: Do you take your hat off at home?
Me: Hat?
Jon: The ..hijab..
Me: yep, I take the 'hat' off..it doesn't look like a hat!
Jon: So your dad and brothers have seen your hair?
Me: well..duh..
Jon: That's disgraceful! I never go around showing my Mum my willy!
Me: o.O How..what HOW is that even related?!

Jon: So, can I see your hair?
Me: Nope.
Jon: Does it say in the Qur'an that you can't show your hair to guys?
Me: Something like that.
Jon: So it says guys can't see the hair?
Me: Go away.
Jon: So if I bring in sunglasses and then you take your hat off, it won't be the same, because I've got my sunglasses on.
Me:.....er...
Jon: 😃
Me: :roll:

RI_RS — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 - 23:47

[quote=s.b.f]Jon: So who from our course has seen you hair?
Me: a few girls..
Jon: Do you take your hat off at home?
Me: Hat?
Jon: The ..hijab..
Me: yep, I take the 'hat' off..it doesn't look like a hat!
Jon: So your dad and brothers have seen your hair?
Me: well..duh..
Jon: That's disgraceful! I never go around showing my Mum my willy!
Me: o.O How..what HOW is that even related?!

[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh dear >.<

RI_RS — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 - 20:39

In town today

Me: *smiles politely at a random girl who catches my eye*

Her: *very confuzzled look on her face* Erm... I don't know you

Me: ... Ok erm... nevermind then.

...Since when do you need to know someone's blood type to smile at them? only smiled at her coz she was staring at me ¬_¬

YouShutup — Tue, 1 Dec 2009 - 12:52

Me and my son (2.5 years old):

Son: The police came and took Abas away.
Me: Why?
Son: He did wee in his pants.
Me: oh :shock:
Son: Naughty boy.
Me: Yes son, he is.
Son: They jackson Abas.
Me: Jackson him? What's that?
Son: Jackson!!!!
Me: Why?
Son: He did wee in his pants.
(Wife tells me Jackson means injection)
Me: Where did they jackson him?
Son: On his nose.
Me: Have you been drinking Iron Bru?

TPOS — Mon, 4 Jan 2010 - 19:01

-brother hangs my 20ish cousin's tigger on the curtain rail so it looks like tigger's commiting suicide

-cousin walks in the room.

cousin: YOU PR*CK! what have u done
bro: how do u know it was me
cousin: cuz theres no one else who would something like that
everyone else: 😂
cousin: i can't wait till u have kids! im gna torture them
me: why?! torture HIM, the kids havnt done anything to u
cousin: no, im gna torture his wife and kids!

wednesday* (not verified) — Mon, 4 Jan 2010 - 20:51

Mars: Just make sure you don't *A loud screech and a thud*

Mars turns around... : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

Me: hahahahaha (while sitting on the icy floor)

Mars: HAHA oh fall... 😂

s.b.f — Sat, 6 Feb 2010 - 20:23

G: I completely understand, most of my friends back in Nottingham are Muslims.
Me: Oh great..do you mean the ones I met a month ago? or another group of friends?
G: Oh yeah the one you met last time...
Me: ooh..what were they called?
G: (names a few Indian names)
Me: did you say they were Muslims?
G: Yep. 🙂
Me: They sound like Indian names...
G: Oh yeah..they're Hindu! Sorry...Islam ... Hinduism...similiar..thats why I got confused!
Me: Err...how long have you known them?
G: All my life. 🙂
Me: Nevermind....

Seraphim — Sun, 7 Feb 2010 - 12:17

Supervisor off on maternity leave and rings me at the office:
*Ring*Ring*
Me: Hello...
Supervisor: Seraph, is that you?
Me: nooo... but i hear that guys awesome 😉
Supervisor: 😂

Truth's_Razors — Mon, 8 Feb 2010 - 18:26

Talking to a Guy, (Note: I wear a Scarf/Hijaab)

Guy: Hey!
Me: Hey! How are you!?
Guy: Yeh not bad! How are you?
Me: Great actually!
Guy: So what did you do today?
Me: Oh not much, stayed at home and straightened my hair
Guy: YOU HAVE HAIR?!
Me: :roll:

s.b.f — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 - 23:29

Me and my friend buying some chips from town:

Guy: Hello! What would you like?
Me: Chips! 😃
Guy: A bit too happy for chips aren't ya?
Me: Erm..
Guy: Chips coming up.
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Where are you from?
Me: S....
Guy: No..I mean ethnicity..
Me: Oh..(answer)
Guy: Oh. Where do you live?
Me: What?
Guy: What area are you from?
Me: Well..
Guy: What's your dad's name?
Me: !!! You're way TOO nosy! it's your time to talk! What ethinicity are you?
Guy: Pakistani.
Me: What do you for a living?
Guy: I have lots of businesses.
Me: Are you married?
Guy: Yes.
Me: Kids?
Guy: Three. ALl boys. ages: 6, 4 and 1.
Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Guy: I want to them be doctors/dentists..or maybe lawyers.
Me: :|

Dawud — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 - 22:24

lol.

Funny things happen a lot working in telesales:

Me: So how long have you been unemployed.
Customer: 6 months.
Me: OK, 6 months, that's great.
*awkward pause*
Customer: Actually that's not great.
Me: Yeah, I kinda realised just after I said it. I thought I'd just keep quiet though.

TPOS — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 - 22:41

[quote=Dawud]
Me: Yeah, I kinda realised just after I said it. I thought I'd just keep quiet though.[/quote]

LOL aww, for some reason i don't expect u to come out with such dopey responses 😛

RI_RS — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 - 00:29

Urghhh *cringecringecringe*

On MSN:

[mid conversation- i'm in a bit of a silly mood]
Rory: So who's this new guy at college then that Lewis can't stand?
Me: Who?
Oh right, that's Lee.
Rory: Oh what's he like?
Me: Oh he's okay. Dead arrogant but quite smart. Would be fit if he wasn't ginger. (i was JOKING!! I didn't mean it! It just came out like i did. Should have said "Lol" or variation xD )
Rory: Erm, yeah thanks.
Me: (*baffled* )... Sup?
Rory: Nothing, Nothing. Just... I'm ginger.

You — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 - 00:32

😂 - proper foot in mouth.

It is quite weird how simple being ginger is seen as an insult many times. I was watching "live at the apollo" the other day and a comedian mentioned how Brits are crap at racism and used ginger as an example at how crap we are - ginger is not even a race.