Your Funny and Crazy Conversations

Seraphim —

Crazy, insane conversations you've had.

EnglishFriend: do you sweat?
Me: erm, yeah...
Englishfriend: really?
me: yes i do
Englishfriend: huh, i thought asians didnt sweat...
me: :roll:

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Friend: OMG guess what!
Me: what?
Friend: I got 2 fit girls' numbers today
Me: :roll:
Friend: Seriously. They're from Brummie- in't that sick?
Me: No ... not really.
Friend: There all desi too. And muslim, in't that sick?
Me: I really dont wanna know.
Friend: Aw, you know you want some 😉 Shall I fix you up?
Me: Do it and you'll die. 🙂
Friend: Ooh, by the way, when's the next namaz. We'll read it together, ok?
Me: :?

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GuyAtWork: So you must be the good muslim.
Me: What?
GuyAtWork: err... you know
Me: Nnoooo i dont know.
GuyAtWork: :shock:
Me: {raises eyebrow}
GuyAtWork: Never mind.... {walks off}

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[the time i was partially deaf... long story]

Manager: [we're locking up and about to switch the alarm on] Seraph get on the mat.
Me: Theres a Rat?? :shock:
Manager: No! the Mat [points to mat]!
Me: Where? I dont see no Rat?
Manager: MAT, MAT.... M....A....T.... MAT!
Me: [turns to co-worker] Should i know who Matt is?
Manager: :evil:
Me: [gulp- friend comes over and drags me over to the "mat"].

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RI_RS — Fri, 2 Jul 2010 - 15:34

[quote=You]:lol: good timing there. Unless he really didn't know.[/quote]

he was just being stupid lol xD

No-one in that conversation is actually Bosnian btw, you do get that right? :p

RI_RS — Sun, 6 Feb 2011 - 19:26

Conv. I had with my little sister the other day:

KT:I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold
Me: Of course it was cold, it's ICEcream
KT:... No, I had Icecream, and the WEATHER was cold

Conv. With a friend the other day at 8am after I'd been waiting for them a while:

Me: It's really weird how there are ALWAYS old people coming out of that church, no matter what the time.
Friend: ...That's an Old People's home...

Conv. I just had on MSN:

Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says:
had to go
clean my apartment
Ashhiiee says:
Ahh right
why is yours an apartment and not a flat?
Theres No Beauty In Bleeding Mascara says:
because apartment sounds better =P

TPOS — Sun, 6 Feb 2011 - 19:31

[quote=MakeMeRawr_8TeenF]

Conv. With a friend the other day at 8am after I'd been waiting for them a while:

Me: It's really weird how there are ALWAYS old people coming out of that church, no matter what the time.
Friend: ...That's an Old People's home...

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LOL!

LookingToSee — Mon, 7 Feb 2011 - 19:52

nice ones Rawr!

convos with little kids are soo cool!

yesterday my sis was telling me about the kiwimonster on the stairs that knocks on doors. Im not sure if i got the details correct, i was a bit sleepy you see.

there's a funny one, but its in french...
i might try later..i really want to know, but...work to do..

rocky — Tue, 8 Feb 2011 - 02:32

chatting to my freind on facebook chat

Me: I had icecream the otherday, and it was cold

Mate: -.-
it aint gta b hot for u to have ice cream

Me: i mean da weather was cold

Mate: yh
dats wat i meant

Me: lool

Mate: the weather
how do u get hot ice cream
loool

Me: lmao i duno..put it in microwave?
.... << realising what i had said!

Mate: omg
ur so funny

Another one

I had just got to know this freind so i was just chattin on the fone to her

Me: What did u get in ur GCSE's

Friend: not saying cz ur gna laff u tell me?

Me: No u tell me 1st i promise i wont laff

Friend: no jus tell me

Me: You first..lady first 😛

Friend: Well i failed

Me: Guess what...I failed too!

Me & Friend: burstin out in laughter

i doubt u ppl will find it funny but it was really funny at the time

TPOS — Tue, 8 Feb 2011 - 15:59

P1: I drink red topped milk

P2: Ewww, how can you have that, it's like 3/4 water, you might as well not have milk!

P1: No, obviously you need milk for your coco pops!

You — Tue, 8 Feb 2011 - 21:59

[quote=rocky]Well it was funny at the time[/quote]

and thats all that matters.

Humour can be limited to the moment or to the people etc.

TPOS — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 - 17:05

Teacher: Stop it! I'm going to come and sit next to you in a minute

Student: Oh cmon then Miss, pull up a chair, I don't mind 😃

Teacher: That was supposed to be a threat! :\

LookingToSee — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 - 21:57

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]Teacher: Stop it! I'm going to come and sit next to you in a minute

Student: Oh cmon then Miss, pull up a chair, I don't mind 😃

Teacher: That was supposed to be a threat! :\[/quote]

+1 !!! TOO COOL!!!