Your Funny and Crazy Conversations

Seraphim —

Crazy, insane conversations you've had.

EnglishFriend: do you sweat?
Me: erm, yeah...
Englishfriend: really?
me: yes i do
Englishfriend: huh, i thought asians didnt sweat...
me: :roll:

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Friend: OMG guess what!
Me: what?
Friend: I got 2 fit girls' numbers today
Me: :roll:
Friend: Seriously. They're from Brummie- in't that sick?
Me: No ... not really.
Friend: There all desi too. And muslim, in't that sick?
Me: I really dont wanna know.
Friend: Aw, you know you want some 😉 Shall I fix you up?
Me: Do it and you'll die. 🙂
Friend: Ooh, by the way, when's the next namaz. We'll read it together, ok?
Me: :?

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GuyAtWork: So you must be the good muslim.
Me: What?
GuyAtWork: err... you know
Me: Nnoooo i dont know.
GuyAtWork: :shock:
Me: {raises eyebrow}
GuyAtWork: Never mind.... {walks off}

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[the time i was partially deaf... long story]

Manager: [we're locking up and about to switch the alarm on] Seraph get on the mat.
Me: Theres a Rat?? :shock:
Manager: No! the Mat [points to mat]!
Me: Where? I dont see no Rat?
Manager: MAT, MAT.... M....A....T.... MAT!
Me: [turns to co-worker] Should i know who Matt is?
Manager: :evil:
Me: [gulp- friend comes over and drags me over to the "mat"].

Forum

sephy (not verified) — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 - 10:00

I used to think 'in the pants' was a hilarous retort to anything people said to me.

Friend: Dude thats retarded.
Me: No, you're retarded... in the pants! 😂
Friend: Wat? That doesnt even make any sense!
Me: (imitates friend) Wat? That doesnt even make any sense... in the pants! 😃
Friend: :roll:

TPOS — Tue, 9 Mar 2010 - 19:34

im 2 years old and go to "play" in my aunty and uncles room - i mess the room up; throw stuff around etc etc. aunty walks in.

aunty: what are u doing? (probably shouted at me rather than asked)
me: nothing

i go downstairs...

me: granddad aunty hit me!
granddad: where?
me: i don't know...

😂 clearly i've never been a great liar, thats why i avoid lying 😃

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walk out of exam

me: what on earth is the formula for Nitric acid??
friends: i dunno!
me: i wrote NO2 :S
friend 1: me too
freind 2: i wrote "EN OH"...this was my though process - do i know the answer? NO so i wrote "NO"

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my aunty has leg pains and was having dificulty wlaking up the stairs

2 year old cousin: mum why are u walking like that?
aunty: i've gone old!
cousin: shall i tell dad to get married again, then, if ur old?

Funzo — Tue, 9 Mar 2010 - 23:29

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]
me: what on earth is the formula for Nitric acid??
friends: i dunno!
me: i wrote NO2 :S
[/quote]
Why would you write the formula for nitrogen dioxide?? this joke makes no sense!

TPOS — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 - 15:45

[quote=Funzo][quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]
me: what on earth is the formula for Nitric acid??
friends: i dunno!
me: i wrote NO2 :S
[/quote]
Why would you write the formula for nitrogen dioxide?? this joke makes no sense![/quote]

ermm that part's not supposed to be funny and its not a joke either :| nvm.

Funzo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 - 17:28

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE][quote=Funzo][quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]
me: what on earth is the formula for Nitric acid??
friends: i dunno!
me: i wrote NO2 :S
[/quote]
Why would you write the formula for nitrogen dioxide?? this joke makes no sense![/quote]

ermm that part's not supposed to be funny and its not a joke either :| nvm.[/quote]
oh i thought it was meant to be funny! my bad! HNO3 btw!

TPOS — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 - 17:33

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]
freind 2: i wrote "EN OH"...this was my though process - do i know the answer? NO. so i wrote "NO" [/quote]

(this was supposed to be the funny bit)

and tnx for the formula but my science teacher told us 🙂

Nobody (not verified) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 - 17:37

Me: Have you seen Avatar?
Friend: Yeah, it was good, wasnt it?
Me: yeah it was. Especially the 3D effects
Friend: I wish real life could be 3D
Me: :|

Exception — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 - 22:55

So when i first started wearingg my hijaab, i had some of the wierdest conversations,

A lad i've known since nursery, who is also muslim

him: is your head okay?
Me: yeah it's fine why?
Him: Oh because your wearing a hijaab innit,
Me: yes, shamraiz i am muslim
Him: But you have hair,
Me: Yes, Yes i do,
Him: STOP LYING TO ME< You've gone BALD HAVENT YOU?!?
Me: no, i haven;t
Him: Cum on eS you've known me since we were 3 you can tell me,
Me: I AM NOT BALD.,
Him: it's okay you know, like bieng Bald and that
Me: SHUT UP I'M NOT BALD,
Him: prove it,
Me: have the past 15 years of my life not been long enough?
HiM: wait you've bin alive 15 years?
me: erm......

had to LOL.

Seraphim — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 - 11:05

Some of the stuff people at work have come out with:

S: Which countrys Algeria from?

R: Are the conservatorys going to win the election?

C: Is there a Good Friday at Easter, like there is at Christmas?

S: What times my lunch?
C: well what does it say on the calender?
S: 1pm.
C: Right then.
S: so am i going at 1pm?

LookingToSee — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 02:40

ME: *overhears Her complaining of hunger* you're fasting??
Her: yeah!
Me: YOUR MUSLIM!??!!
Her: yeah man! what do you think man?! im muslim man!
Me: ohh..
Her: what did you think i was man?
Me: euh..dunno...just didnt know you were hmm...muslim... >.>
Her: *turns to her friend* HEY!!! SHE DIDNT KNOW I WAS MUSLIM!! can you believe it!!
Both turns to me: what did you think she/I was??

That's about what happen every Ramadan...

How can i be so blind!!? i mean! the tight. see through top! the open, straighten hair! the tight trousers! She's OBVIOUSLY muslim, how could i even question this!??

Silly, Silly Lilly.

Joie (not verified) — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 12:59

[quote=Lilly]How can i be so blind!!? i mean! the tight. see through top! the open, straighten hair! the tight trousers! She's OBVIOUSLY muslim, how could i even question this!?? [/quote]

But she's fasting. You're well judgemental.

LookingToSee — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 15:28

[quote=Joie][quote=Lilly]How can i be so blind!!? i mean! the tight. see through top! the open, straighten hair! the tight trousers! She's OBVIOUSLY muslim, how could i even question this!?? [/quote]

But she's fasting. You're well judgemental.[/quote]

Damn right she was! Hence...

Silly, Silly Lilly.

LookingToSee — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 15:40

Yep maybe i did trash her. But this WAS the way she was dressed
and i got humiliated in front of all for not straight away knowing she was muslim.
Why should i have been the one embarrased? I really dont get those role reversal...

Joie (not verified) — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 15:43

You didn't have top be embarassed! But you're pissed off that while you're devout and make all this effort she has some chutzpah, and that tension makes it a "funny and crazy" big deal for you, which it isn't.

You — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 15:51

Going off on then opposite in one of the places I worked, there was this non-Muslim guy who I thought was a Muslim - his friends were mostly Muslims, I have heard him discussing "Muslim" issues (can't remember what exactly) and he generally knew a lot about Islam.

Around one of the Eids I asked if he had managed to get the holidays booked off and that was when I found out. Made a stupid excuse of "oh, I KNEW you weren't Muslim but thought you may have just wanted the day off..." totally opaque and slimy of me.

s.b.f — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 23:27

[quote=Seraphim]Some of the stuff people at work have come out with:

S: Which countrys Algeria from?

R: Are the conservatorys going to win the election?

C: Is there a Good Friday at Easter, like there is at Christmas?

S: What times my lunch?
C: well what does it say on the calender?
S: 1pm.
C: Right then.
S: so am i going at 1pm?[/quote]

And these are all lawyers?

Scary. 😛

s.b.f — Thu, 1 Jul 2010 - 23:29

[quote=Lilly]ME: *overhears Her complaining of hunger* you're fasting??
Her: yeah!
Me: YOUR MUSLIM!??!!
Her: yeah man! what do you think man?! im muslim man!
Me: ohh..
Her: what did you think i was man?
Me: euh..dunno...just didnt know you were hmm...muslim... >.>
Her: *turns to her friend* HEY!!! SHE DIDNT KNOW I WAS MUSLIM!! can you believe it!!
Both turns to me: what did you think she/I was??

[/quote]

You think she's non-muslim.

She thinks you're a man.

Joie de Vivre — Fri, 2 Jul 2010 - 00:46

S: Which countrys Algeria from?
Numidia

R: Are the conservatorys going to win the election?
I wouldn't want to prejudice the outcome

C: Is there a Good Friday at Easter, like there is at Christmas?
No

S: What times my lunch?
C: well what does it say on the calender?
S: 1pm.
C: Right then.
S: so am i going at 1pm?
No, leave as soon as you like, and take the rest of the week off.

Any more for any more? 🙂

Ya'qub — Fri, 2 Jul 2010 - 02:08

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE][quote=Seraphim]

S: Which countrys Algeria from?
[/quote]

LOL, my [adult] cousin once said "a giraffe is an elephant isn't it?" [/quote]

My ex once asked me if a chicken counted as a mammal hahaha!

She clocked on strait away but its possibly still the dumbest question i've ever heard.

TPOS — Fri, 2 Jul 2010 - 12:30

from tribune:

00:52:34 ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE 00:51:55 i will bug u, i like doing so

00:54:14 Funzo 00:52:34 You will be disappointed to know that im not bothered by weirdos haha

00:55:36 ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE 00:54:14 cuz we understand each other right? its like weirdo-to-weirdo! 😃

00:55:59 s.b.f 00:55:36 oh dear.

00:57:00 Funzo 00:55:36 whatever floats your boat! haha

00:57:32 ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE HAHA

00:58:36 s.b.f you two are scaring me.

00:59:04 ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE 00:58:36 weirdo's aren't harmful!

01:00:15 Funzo 00:59:04 really we arent!

01:00:33 Funzo is this what you call cyber bullying? if so i dont understand what the fuss is about!

01:01:05 ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE 01:00:33 LOL i know yeah! 😛

Sephy (not verified) — Fri, 2 Jul 2010 - 13:48

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE][quote=s.b.f]

And these are all lawyers?

[/quote]

i was gonna say that!! [/quote]

lol no. All those gaffs were made by the admin people.

RI_RS — Fri, 2 Jul 2010 - 15:15

Please don't be offended anyone, my friends can be very immature. You probably won't find this funny, but i did xD

Me: It's really weird that say like Bosnian or Palestinian people right, can have really white people features, like fair hair, fair skin, light eyes, like in general and yet, there's something about them, that makes you certain that they're not white, they're something else. What is that something?

Ethan: *sniggers* the outstretched hand?

Mike: Shut up you racist *bad word* As if there are no poor white people

Ethan: yeah they don't beg though do they

Mike (who is white btw) : No coz then they'd have to get out of their armchairs, why beg when you can go on the dole

Ethan: Shut up, it's not just white people on the dole

Mike: Uhh, it mostly is?

Ethan: only coz there's more white people!

(Joe enters) Joe: hey guys, what's goin' on?

Mike: Oh this racist *badword* thinks that all Bosnians do is beg *rolls eyes*

Joe: Oh... I didn't know you were Bosnian Mike.