islamic jokes

proud_hijabi โ€”

some of jokes from a site called islamcan.com

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Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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Pregnant by my muslim boyfriend

browneyes โ€”

Am asking anyone for help and avice on my problem. I am pregnant by my muslim boyfriend, we have been together for just under a year and his family do not know about our relationship. He's 28 and not married and I am 27. He says that if his famly find about my pregnancy they will kick him out of his family home. He says he wants me to keep the baby then he says to me that nothing or no one is going to come in between him or his family. He says he loves me, I'm so confused. He also says that he's scared. I don't want to abort our child and love him dearly.