Well, this news is surprising.
Apparently eating up to TWO bars of chocolate a day reduces your risk of heart disease and stroke.
So all of you that have been given dire medical predictions, repeat after me: omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
Well, this news is surprising.
Apparently eating up to TWO bars of chocolate a day reduces your risk of heart disease and stroke.
So all of you that have been given dire medical predictions, repeat after me: omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
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Wait, the original saying is "an apple a day..." isnt it?
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
That is a hell of a lot of chocolate to eat in one day though.
I think we can manage it...
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
But every single day of the week?
Have you tried it?