Mother...

Fortunate is he who has his mother by his side,
All the worries of this world seem just like a ride,

A hand to comfort you and to wipe away your tears,
A heart so loving and so caring it takes away your fears,

All day and night she tries, to make everything alright,
Just for you to be happy and enjoy a world so bright,

Never did you think of those who did not have the same,
To many in their heart she lives, burning like a flame,

All the beautiful women of this world I would give,
Just to have you close to me so I could really live,

You will live in my heart, there will never be another,
Until the day I die, you will forever be my mother...

Ziyad was the only child and like all "only kids" his parents spoilt him to bits. His father was a wealthy business man and had more money than time to give to his only son. His mom was too busy socialising with friends to bother with what Ziyad was getting upto as long as he was safe, she was happy.

The Bull Auction
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A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The auctioneer announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is announced: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month! What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull comes up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"