What is it in general terms?

Very funny.

Sheikh Google isn't tell me properly, so that's why I'm resorting to this.

Analytical framework

Depends what you mean by 'Do' an analytical framework.

Are you writing one? Are you adhering to one?

Isn't it another way of saying criteria?

I'm writing one.

I suppose it is the same as criteria.

Applying an Analytical Framework:

http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/library/ar-anframe/index.html

by Benjamin Lieberman Ph.D

note: the Doctor who wrote this has a Jewish name and studied in Colardo, so he may well be a American-Zionist-Kafir Scum Ph.D
therefore I would burn incense while reading the article and then blow into a piece of cloth to make sure you don't get infected and/or abducted.

Thankyou

I'm cheating here but bbc.co.uk/food with reference to a programme called Indian food made easy... exactly what the title says!!!! very quick and extremely easy... stuff like how to make kulfi etc!!!! very handy!!!

Takeaways were invented for a reason. So that ppl dont have to cook

Very true Naz!!!

"Naz" wrote:

Takeaways were invented for a reason. So that ppl dont have to cook

But you can't live on it.

"Seraphim" wrote:

"Naz" wrote:

Takeaways were invented for a reason. So that ppl dont have to cook

But you can't live on it.

why not? works for me

"Naz" wrote:

"Seraphim" wrote:

"Naz" wrote:

Takeaways were invented for a reason. So that ppl dont have to cook

But you can't live on it.

why not? works for me

Ditto

"mmm" wrote:

"Naz" wrote:

"Seraphim" wrote:

"Naz" wrote:

Takeaways were invented for a reason. So that ppl dont have to cook

But you can't live on it.

why not? works for me

Ditto

Yeah, and im sure it shows :twisted:

"Seraphim" wrote:

"mmm" wrote:

"Naz" wrote:

"Seraphim" wrote:

"Naz" wrote:

Takeaways were invented for a reason. So that ppl dont have to cook

But you can't live on it.

why not? works for me

Ditto

Yeah, and im sure it shows :twisted:

lol i wish

even if your skinny (like me), if you eat loads of take aways (like me), your veins and arteries still get clogged up with all sorts of nasty things and ur chance of heart attack is higher than someone whos fat but eats proper, home-cooked food

"Ya'qub" wrote:

even if your skinny (like me), if you eat loads of take aways (like me), your veins and arteries still get clogged up with all sorts of nasty things and ur chance of heart attack is higher than someone whos fat but eats proper, home-cooked food

True true
Ive joined a gym (on a weight gain program though) she asked what sort of stuff i ate, to which i replied junk food. She made a very valid point that there is no point in trying to kill yourself!
Im trying to cut down but im failing miserbly (this weekend was really bad). Its just so conveniet and yummy lol.

How to...?

Convert back from Microsoft Office 2007 to the old programme?

Dad just installed the new programme, but whilst its great...I've found that other people cant open documents that I send them..also, when I try to open my USB in other computers it cant open documents cos most computers dont have the new programme installed?

Is this programme worth the hassle? Or is there a quick and easy way to convert back to the old programme when necessary without getting rid of the new programme?

There should be an option to save to Word 97/2000/XP format.

"You" wrote:

There should be an option to save to Word 97/2000/XP format.

Yes! Thank you.

(Can I save it as the Word 97-2003 Document too? I cant see that one ^^)

"MuslimSister" wrote:

"You" wrote:

There should be an option to save to Word 97/2000/XP format.

Yes! Thank you.

(Can I save it as the Word 97-2003 Document too? I cant see that one ^^)

yes.

Last time I used MS Office/Word, 2003 was not out, so since they have renamed it. but for all they they had more or less the same format.

[b][size=18]HOW TO BUILD A SANDCASTLE[/size][/b]

There are three things that are indispensable when building a sandcastle: sand (obviously), the sea and children. A dog may also be added, though in my experience, while generally useful for excavation work, limited building skills coupled with a tendency to keep running off with the buckets make them a liability.

There are many types of sand, but - at risk of getting over-technical - the best type for making sandcastles is what experts term "damp". This is easy to recognise because it is a darker colour than the dry sort and far less likely to have girls in bikinis lying on it.

In fact, according to the beach boffins from Bournemouth University, the mix at Torre Abbey Sands in Torquay is just about perfect. And the secret building formula is ... OW0.125 x s. Which to you and me means one part water to eight parts sand.

While important, the children function should not be overestimated. They are there for three reasons only:

a) To provide the excuse to build the sandcastle in the first place (because let's face it a grown man building a sandcastle on his own is likely to attract some strange looks)
b) Cheap labour
c) To offer the opportunity for frequent fatherly outbursts along the lines of "Honestly, Noah, don't they teach you anything about the military engineering of Marshal Vauban at school?", "When I was in year six, I had committed the entire British trench line at Ypres to memory", or "For heaven's sake is that what passes for a ravelin these days? Look at your counterscarp it's all over the place", and so on and so forth.

The castle must be built to some scheme held only in the father's head (because like coalmining, the priesthood and burning sausages on a barbecue, this is man's work) and should be explained strictly on a need-to-know basis to the children as fast as he can make it up. A sandcastle can never be too big or too elaborate, in fact it must continually be a work in progress, expanding to encompass a large patch of beach and an entire morning and afternoon.

It is at this point that the sea comes in. Because the sandcastle must always be situated so that, just as it looks like it is finally about to be finished, it will be washed away by the tide. This event will generally incense the children who will point out that if father had followed their advice and built it higher up the beach it would still be standing as a testament to their ingenuity and hard work.

This should not put father off, however. In fact he should relish it, saying: "Yes, well I think you'll find that was actually part of my plan. You see we have all learned an important lesson today about the transience of human achievement. Sic transit Gloria mundi. Or as the immortal Percy Shelley so memorable wrote: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty and despair!" Nothing beside remains … " Er, uhm, de-dum-de dum colossal, wreck, er, boundless and bare the sands stretches far away etc, etc. Well to your way of thinking that may sound totally random, Oliver, but I can assure you that it is not.

He will then reinforce his message about hubris and futility by buying everybody enormous ice creams just so long as they stop being in a mood and cheer up a bit, for goodness sake. We're supposed to on holiday, after all.

How do you tune an electric guitar?

"Naz" wrote:

How do you tune an electric guitar?

Turn the pin clockwise to loosen the string and lower the pitch, or anticlockwise to tighten it and raise the pitch.

Usually you want it in the order EADGBE from the top down, which you can recall with Emus And Dungarees Go Baah Eh? or something equally memorable. I made that myself using glitter and some empty rolls of kitchen towel.

You can use this for the notes: http://www.gieson.com/Library/projects/utilities/tuner/

You can also just use a tuning fork and work out the rest, or use harmonics, which is seeking to find the same note by pressing the right fret on each string. This guy knows how: http://www.electric-guitar.co.uk/Lessons/view.php?id=14&p=2

And that's how you tune an electric guitar using Google.

"Naz" wrote:

How do you tune an electric guitar?

u tune the strings top to bottom: E.A.D.G.B.E.

wow, brings back memories!

if u don't have a keyboard/piano handy, u need a guitar-tuning machine, they're quite cheap. Maybe u should consult a scholar... :twisted:

hhmmm

A musical instrument is the only thing i never really managed to get around to learning.

But maybe thats something to do ... sometime in the future... im way too busy at the moment

How to Avoid Getting Caught Smoking by Your Parents
We all know that our parents catching us smoking can be a real pain, even if they do have our best interest at heart. So here are a few tips on how to keep you from getting caught for all you newbies out there (and those of us who just keep getting caught).

Step 1. Quit smoking

thanks ppl I was at it for ages yesterday but it just wasnt happening. So i think i might be better off with that guitar tuning thing, they are about tenner off ebay.

"M4k4v3l1" wrote:

How to Avoid Getting Caught Smoking by Your Parents
We all know that our parents catching us smoking can be a real pain, even if they do have our best interest at heart. So here are a few tips on how to keep you from getting caught for all you newbies out there (and those of us who just keep getting caught).

Step 1. Quit smoking

lol your talking about yourself there aint your.

Does anyone know how to get rid of a spider?

There is a spider which hides in the tiny space behind my right-side car door mirror and it keeps making a web. I keep breaking it but it simply makes another one. I saw it pop out once but it jumped back into it's tiny space when it noticed me staring. I have washed the car and even used a hose pipe to force the spider out using water but it stayed put.

Is there anything I can do or am I doomed, I have not resorted to burning the car.... yet.

you joka. get some insect killer spray. that will do the job.