Your Funny and Crazy Conversations

Can we keep to the topic.

If you wanna talk about weddings take it to the weddings thread.

I went to a Charity dinner/auction today.

One funny thing that happened: There was a stall selling things like hijabs etc and one of the brothers made this announcement:
[color=darkred]
"Salam. The stall is now open so if you want to purchase something please speak to one of the sisters either wearing the blue hijab or wearing the black...err...hair."[/color]

I don't think he said it as a joke, but it was bare awkward!

2nd funny thing: One of the items up for auction was a teddy bear and the brother said

[color=darkred]"Salam. The next item we have is this lovely teddy called...err, maybe we won't give it a name in case there are some Sudanese brothers or sisters in the audience."[/color]

I think he did say it as a joke, but it was still bare awkward!

😂 @ the teddys name! class

i had someone ringing my work number and askin to be my friend (in urdu) in a flirty way :? asked who she was, but she jus started sayin, take my number and call me!

i said no lol....so she started readiing her number out...077...i put fone down!

that was wierd

[quote="Sirus"]:lol: @ the teddys name! class

i had someone ringing my work number and askin to be my friend (in urdu) in a flirty way :? asked who she was, but she jus started sayin, take my number and call me!

i said no lol....so she started readiing her number out...077...i put fone down!

that was wierd[/quote]

yeah...put the fone down...

THEN YOU DIALLED 1471 YOU SWINE!!

lol ONLY TO SEE IF I COULD TRACE THE NUMBER!

i thought it might have been someone playing a prank, hence why i refused to take the number 😃 otherwise...... 😛 lol

it was withheld

I once walked in on my friend arguing with his 1 year old baby nephew 😂

The poor kid hadn't started speaking yet.

[color=green]MyFriend:[/color] What? What? What do you want?
[color=blue]Baby:[/color] {just stares at him}
[color=green]MyFriend:[/color] Dont give me that look, I invented that look.
[color=blue]Baby:[/color] {almost about to cry}
[color=green]MyFriend:[/color] Oh is that how you wanna play it? Emotional blackmail?
[color=blue]Baby: [/color]{starts to cry}
[color=green]MyFriend: [/color]Two can play at this game {also pretends to cry}
[color=blue]Baby: [/color]{stops crying and just stares at him}.
[color=green]MyFriend:[/color] And dont think for a second just coz you've stopped crying im gonna give you some chocolate. That aint happening.
[color=blue]Baby:[/color] {raises an eye brow at him}
[color=green]MyFriend:[/color] woh woh woh... what does that mean?
[color=blue]Baby:[/color] {looks away}
[color=green]MyFriend:[/color] Look at me when im talking to you! I know what that look means mister. It means you want take a shot at me!
[color=red]Seraph:[/color] He's a BABY you idiot! The only thing this guy wants is to play, eat and poop. Thats it.
[color=blue]Baby:[/color] {looks at me smiles and bows}
[color=green]MyFriend:[/color] You just met him! {turns to me} thats it get out.

lol.

baby's are well cool.

I saw a toddler with her dad on the bus, and they were playing rock paper scissors and the kid had very loud an infectious laughter, so was drawing some attention.

The kid then stopped and look very puzzled and confused while looking at a girl who had weave in her hair. Then she (very loudly) asked her dad:

"Why does she have a wig?!"

*awkward silence

Some ppl dont deserve kids.

There was a Muslim woman on the bus today with two kids. She were proper nice as pie to both of them asking them how school was. Her stop come up and she pressed the bell and told her oldest kid to get in front so she could take out the pushchair (the kid in the pushchair looked about 5/6 :? ). When the bus stopped and she pushed the pushchair it got stuck and she struggled to get off the bus. Her kid had started to cry as well. She told him to shut it and when she finally got off the bus she barked at him saying "what you crying for" and i think he said coz she hurt him while she were trying to get the pushchair out of the bus. She barked at him again saying no she hadnt and to shut up crying :shock: The whole bus was staring at her.

You dont know here, maybe she was having a bad day, maybe her husband beats her up, maybe she was poor or even homeless just because she did that doesnt make her a bad mother.

[quote="Naz"]Some ppl dont deserve kids.

There was a Muslim woman on the bus today with two kids. She were proper nice as pie to both of them asking them how school was. Her stop come up and she pressed the bell and told her oldest kid to get in front so she could take out the pushchair (the kid in the pushchair looked about 5/6 :? ). When the bus stopped and she pushed the pushchair it got stuck and she struggled to get off the bus. Her kid had started to cry as well. She told him to shut it and when she finally got off the bus she barked at him saying "what you crying for" and i think [b][u]he[/u][/b] said coz she hurt him while she were trying to get the pushchair out of the bus. She barked at him again saying no she hadnt and to shut up crying :shock: The whole bus was staring at her.[/quote]
Good thing he was told to shut up. Boys shouldn't cry!

[quote="Irfan.Khan"]You dont know here, maybe she was having a bad day, maybe her husband beats her up, maybe she was poor or even homeless just because she did that doesnt make her a bad mother.[/quote]

She still had no right to take it out on the kid though. Its called bullying. He hadnt even done anything.

I doubt she was homeless coz she had loads of shopping bags on her pushchair. If she suffering from domestic violence well thats between her and her hubby still no need to take it out on the kid.

If you cant handle the pressure of having kids then dont!

[quote="MuslimBro"]
Good thing he was told to shut up. Boys shouldn't cry![/quote]

Boys should cry. Trust me that if they don't, a vital part of communiation is destroyed. If you said boys shouldn't throw tantrums, I'd agree. Or that boys shouldn't cry because they want attention, still I'd agree. But if they are in a state of pain that they cannot assuage, resolve or calm then I believe crying is justified.

[quote="Dawud"][quote="MuslimBro"]
Good thing he was told to shut up. Boys shouldn't cry![/quote]

Boys should cry. Trust me that if they don't, a vital part of communiation is destroyed. If you said boys shouldn't throw tantrums, I'd agree. Or that boys shouldn't cry because they want attention, still I'd agree. But if they are in a state of pain that they cannot assuage, resolve or calm then I believe crying is justified.[/quote]

I think he was kidding.

Hey, why haven't you responded to my PM?

[quote="Seraphim"]Crazy, insane conversations you've had.

EnglishFriend: do you sweat?
Me: erm, yeah...
Englishfriend: really?
me: yes i do
Englishfriend: huh, i thought asians didnt sweat...
me: :roll:

--------------------------------------------------------
Friend: OMG guess what!
Me: what?
Friend: I got 2 fit girls' numbers today
Me: :roll:
Friend: Seriously. They're from Brummie- in't that sick?
Me: No ... not really.
Friend: There all desi too. And muslim, in't that sick?
Me: I really dont wanna know.
Friend: Aw, you know you want some 😉 Shall I fix you up?
Me: Do it and you'll die. 🙂
Friend: Ooh, by the way, when's the next namaz. We'll read it together, ok?
Me: :?[/quote]

LMFAOOO you guys have had sum WEIRDED convoss man!!

[quote="Sirus"]lol ONLY TO SEE IF I COULD TRACE THE NUMBER!

i thought it might have been someone playing a prank, hence why i refused to take the number 😃 otherwise...... 😛 lol

it was withheld[/quote]

Loool We sure believe uu!! i bet u tuk the number and ur just not telling us..!
astagfirullah 😂

[quote="Irfan.Khan"]You dont know here, maybe she was having a bad day, maybe her husband beats her up, maybe she was poor or even homeless just because she did that doesnt make her a bad mother.[/quote]

funzo u cum owt wid the randomist of all things lol..!! dont explain why the women was being nice 2 her kids on bus and then as soon as she came off she barkd at thm.. lol..
true say naz.. some ppl really dont deserve kids..

[quote="Irfan.Khan"]No i live amongst mirpuris, trust me you should watch what happens to the coke after it leaves the table.[/quote]

LOOOOL funzo me and my friend are sitting in our lesson laffing at ur funni comments lol..!!

ur hilarious at times.. u shud go and read back lol
and congracts on ur over 2000 posts..

Loool, and my m8 ses u think weddings are worse here? u shud go 2 pakistan lol..

Im glad i can amuse you in your ict lesson, i've been to pakistan weddings they can get pretty good.
Yeah 2000 posts of pure genius!

[quote="Irfan.Khan"]Yeah 2000 posts of pure genius![/quote]

It's disputable.

:roll:

haha

Dont you think noor has go it out for me?

[quote="Irfan.Khan"]Dont you think noor has go it out for me?[/quote]

huh? in english please funzo, i've lost count at the number of times i've told you that! you're meant to be an A* student! tutut

Who said i was an A* student? what i meant was you seem to have a grudge against me.

[quote="Noor"][quote="Irfan.Khan"]Dont you think noor has go it out for me?[/quote]

huh? in english please funzo, i've lost count at the number of times i've told you that! you're meant to be an A* student! tutut[/quote]

That is far more understandable than some of his other posts. "the alles of men passing on is chaning" comes to mind for being utterly baffling.

and why would i have a grudge against you, do i know you? i think not.

[quote="You"][quote="Noor"][quote="Irfan.Khan"]Dont you think noor has go it out for me?[/quote]

huh? in english please funzo, i've lost count at the number of times i've told you that! you're meant to be an A* student! tutut[/quote]

That is far more understandable than some of his other posts. "the alles of men passing on is chaning" comes to mind for being utterly baffling.[/quote]
I missed out an L, its not my fault you dont understand simple biology.

The followups were still hilarious. You can't take that away from me!

[quote="Noor"]and why would i have a grudge against you, do i know you? i think not.[/quote]
I dont know you tell me, everytime i post i sense resentment.

[quote="Irfan.Khan"][quote="Noor"]and why would i have a grudge against you, do i know you? i think not.[/quote]
I dont know you tell me, everytime i post i sense resentment.[/quote]

awwww poor uu
leave funzoo alonee hes only smalll