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If he ever goes bald he can have the ULTIMATE comb-over!

Don't just do something! Stand there.

synchronised laughing... it should be an Olympic sport.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

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A musician fed up with his life has been barred from selling his soul to the highest bidder.
Dante Knoxx, 24, offered the "used" item for a starting bid of £25,000.50 or a "buy it now" price of £700,000 on the internet auction site eBay.
But eBay pulled the listing with about two hours to go and no bids because it breached one of the firm's policies. "You cannot sell anything that is not physical," said Mr Knoxx, from Bournemouth.

wednesday wrote:
Naz* wrote:

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A musician fed up with his life has been barred from selling his soul to the highest bidder.
Dante Knoxx, 24, offered the "used" item for a starting bid of £25,000.50 or a "buy it now" price of £700,000 on the internet auction site eBay.
But eBay pulled the listing with about two hours to go and no bids because it breached one of the firm's policies. "You cannot sell anything that is not physical," said Mr Knoxx, from Bournemouth.

Is he stupid to 'sell' himself?

and since when did eBAY become philosophical? Is soul not a physical phenomenon in the shape of a human body? (just a temporary cover?)

When people talk about selling their souls it gets a bit creepy and sinister. Plus, eBay isn't really a service site, you get the Yellow Pages and Thompsons for that.

“Before death takes away what you are given, give away whatever there is to give.”

Mawlana Jalal ud Din Rumi

They are getting the physical appliances, which are physical, and so is electricity, you can physically feel it.

“Before death takes away what you are given, give away whatever there is to give.”

Mawlana Jalal ud Din Rumi

The Lamp wrote:
They are getting the physical appliances, which are physical, and so is electricity, you can physically feel it.

You've never felt your soul? :shock:

Not physically. Mentally and emotionally, yes, but not physically. Am I supposed to?

“Before death takes away what you are given, give away whatever there is to give.”

Mawlana Jalal ud Din Rumi

I have two souls.

One on each foot.

Don't just do something! Stand there.

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