Riddles

idi โ€”

salaam brothers and sisters and mupets lol

since we alredy got a jokes topic letz make a riddles one

and to make iot intresting, i PROMISE whoever getz the right answer to the following riddle on thier first guess, i will post them ยฃ10 thru the post lol
itz a promise

"you can wear it, but u should wear it.
and when you do wear it, you cant see it.."

dnt just take random guesses, think before you say something.....

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Joie de Vivre โ€” Thu, 23 Aug 2007 - 13:51

My first thought is that the nightwatchman shouldn't be sleeping at night, but then, you didn't say anything about "having this dream [i]every night[/i] for weeks". So my second guess is that the a forensic search found traces of TNT on his coffee mug.

Courage โ€” Thu, 23 Aug 2007 - 14:35

[quote="Joie de Vivre"]My first thought is that the nightwatchman shouldn't be sleeping at night, but then, you didn't say anything about "having this dream [i]every night[/i] for weeks". So my second guess is that the a forensic search found traces of TNT on his coffee mug.[/quote]

No your first guess is right. He slept for a few nights for weeks, a few too many. He doesn't have to night-sleep every day.

Your turn. ๐Ÿ™‚

idi โ€” Thu, 23 Aug 2007 - 19:02

am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?

You โ€” Thu, 23 Aug 2007 - 21:37

I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.

Ya'qub โ€” Thu, 23 Aug 2007 - 23:15

[quote="You"]I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.[/quote]
You has a heart of gold.

Joie de Vivre โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 00:53

The survivors would be held over a volcano by Admin and buried in Turkey. I win again.

I have a riddle. Forgive me for cross-posting but it seems if I post it in the wrong thread some members go crazy and people get hurt.

What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

You โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 01:18

[quote="Joie de Vivre"]What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?[/quote]

I have heard that before. just cannot remember the answer.

Seraphim โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 08:32

[quote="You"]I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.[/quote]

Oooohhh... i see what your doing... i see it... hahaha,

good on u

idi โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 09:36

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?[/quote]

.....you dont bury SURVIVORS.....

Ya'qub โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 10:01

[quote="M4k4v3l1"][quote="M4k4v3l1"]am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?[/quote]

.....you dont bury SURVIVORS.....[/quote]

not with THAT attitude, anyway!

Courage โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 15:39

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?[/quote]

You can't bury survivors, mate!

Courage โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 15:43

Sorry didn't see your post.

You โ€” Fri, 24 Aug 2007 - 22:13

[quote="Seraphim"][quote="You"]I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.[/quote]

Oooohhh... i see what your doing... i see it... hahaha,

good on u[/quote]

Yeah sometimes we have to do the impossible. That makes us mighty.

Naz โ€” Sat, 25 Aug 2007 - 18:56

[quote="Joie de Vivre"]
What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?[/quote]

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol

Naz โ€” Sat, 25 Aug 2007 - 19:45

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

who did it? (explain why)

really easy if you put your mind to it.

Ya'qub โ€” Sat, 25 Aug 2007 - 21:59

[quote="Naz"]A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

who did it? (explain why)

really easy if you put your mind to it.[/quote]

THE MAID DID IT!

post isn't delivered on a sunday ๐Ÿ™‚

they don't call me 'Little Poirot' for nothing

(infact, they don't call me little poirot at all...)

idi โ€” Sat, 25 Aug 2007 - 22:27

lol
y didnt i realise thattt

You โ€” Sat, 25 Aug 2007 - 23:10

[quote="M4k4v3l1"]y didnt i realise thattt[/quote]

That is just asking for it. Too easy to make a foray.

It is only my good will and incredible patience that stopped me. ๐Ÿ™‚

Joie de Vivre โ€” Sun, 26 Aug 2007 - 03:18

[quote="Naz"][quote="Joie de Vivre"]
What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?[/quote]

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol[/quote]

Correct, a plastic flower.

Joie de Vivre โ€” Sun, 26 Aug 2007 - 03:25

[quote="Naz"]A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

who did it? (explain why)

really easy if you put your mind to it.[/quote]

Probably the chief of police, based on the lame investigation.

Courage โ€” Sun, 26 Aug 2007 - 10:26

It's never the Butler!

Ya'qub โ€” Sun, 26 Aug 2007 - 13:33

[quote="Joie de Vivre"][quote="Naz"][quote="Joie de Vivre"]
What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?[/quote]

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol[/quote]

Correct, a plastic flower.[/quote]

thats rubbish!

if its plastic, it would grow!!

i want my money back

MuslimBro โ€” Sun, 26 Aug 2007 - 16:19

[quote="Joie de Vivre"][quote="Naz"][quote="Joie de Vivre"]
What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?[/quote]
A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol[/quote]
Correct, a plastic flower.[/quote]
I thought of that before her but it sounded silly so I didn't post.

Naz โ€” Sun, 26 Aug 2007 - 18:20

[quote="Joie de Vivre"][quote="Naz"][quote="Joie de Vivre"]
What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?[/quote]

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol[/quote]

Correct, a plastic flower.[/quote]

i was being sarcastic when i wrote that lol.

[quote="Joie de Vivre"] Play fair, Ya'qub. Naz won. [/quote]
whats my prize ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

I think Ya'qub (because he is kicking up such a fuss) and MuslimBro (coz he was thinking it and somehow were suppose to have tapped into his brain and read his thoughts lol) should have the glory.

[quote="Ya'qub"] THE MAID DID IT!

post isn't delivered on a sunday [/quote] that is the correct answer. And you prize is.......
drum rolls please........................................................................
nothing ๐Ÿ˜‚

Naz โ€” Sun, 26 Aug 2007 - 18:22

This is a hard one

What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

idi โ€” Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 00:31

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
111211211 o sumtin

You โ€” Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 01:21

[quote="Naz"]This is a hard one

What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221[/quote]

1113213211

It is a description of the row above. (One 1, one 3 two 1's, three 2's and one 1 = 11 13 21 32 11 = 113213211)

Apart form that I have come to the conclusion that as a whole we are hopeless at riddles.

Ya'qub โ€” Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 01:34

Here's one:

Why is Michael Jackson like David Seaman?

Naz โ€” Mon, 27 Aug 2007 - 07:50

admin is right
and your prize is........ a smiley ๐Ÿ˜ƒ (you only get the one coz i know your trying to cut down).

If i put up a really hard one then im discriminating against the not so intelligent ppl cough [size=7]M4k4v3l1 [/size]cough ๐Ÿ˜‚