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My first thought is that the nightwatchman shouldn't be sleeping at night, but then, you didn't say anything about "having this dream [i]every night[/i] for weeks". So my second guess is that the a forensic search found traces of TNT on his coffee mug.

  • It can never be satisfied, the mind, never. -- Wallace Stevens

"Joie de Vivre" wrote:
My first thought is that the nightwatchman shouldn't be sleeping at night, but then, you didn't say anything about "having this dream [i]every night[/i] for weeks". So my second guess is that the a forensic search found traces of TNT on his coffee mug.

No your first guess is right. He slept for a few nights for weeks, a few too many. He doesn't have to night-sleep every day.

Your turn. Smile

Chin up, mate! Life's too short.

am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?

"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."

I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"You" wrote:
I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.

You has a heart of gold.

Don't just do something! Stand there.

The survivors would be held over a volcano by Admin and buried in Turkey. I win again.

I have a riddle. Forgive me for cross-posting but it seems if I post it in the wrong thread some members go crazy and people get hurt.

What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

  • It can never be satisfied, the mind, never. -- Wallace Stevens

"Joie de Vivre" wrote:
What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

I have heard that before. just cannot remember the answer.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"You" wrote:
I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.

Oooohhh... i see what your doing... i see it... hahaha,

good on u

Back in BLACK

"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?

.....you dont bury SURVIVORS.....

"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."

"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?

.....you dont bury SURVIVORS.....

not with THAT attitude, anyway!

Don't just do something! Stand there.

"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
am plane crashez exactly in the border between pakistan and indian
wich side are the survivors burried?

You can't bury survivors, mate!

Chin up, mate! Life's too short.

Sorry didn't see your post.

Chin up, mate! Life's too short.

"Seraphim" wrote:
"You" wrote:
I'd personally hold them all over a volcano's edge. Get to meet the real them.

Oooohhh... i see what your doing... i see it... hahaha,

good on u

Yeah sometimes we have to do the impossible. That makes us mighty.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Joie de Vivre" wrote:

What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

who did it? (explain why)

really easy if you put your mind to it.

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

"Naz" wrote:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

who did it? (explain why)

really easy if you put your mind to it.

THE MAID DID IT!

post isn't delivered on a sunday Smile

they don't call me 'Little Poirot' for nothing

(infact, they don't call me little poirot at all...)

Don't just do something! Stand there.

lol
y didnt i realise thattt

"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."

"M4k4v3l1" wrote:
y didnt i realise thattt

That is just asking for it. Too easy to make a foray.

It is only my good will and incredible patience that stopped me. Smile

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

"Naz" wrote:
"Joie de Vivre" wrote:

What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol

Correct, a plastic flower.

  • It can never be satisfied, the mind, never. -- Wallace Stevens

"Naz" wrote:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

who did it? (explain why)

really easy if you put your mind to it.

Probably the chief of police, based on the lame investigation.

  • It can never be satisfied, the mind, never. -- Wallace Stevens

It's never the Butler!

Chin up, mate! Life's too short.

"Joie de Vivre" wrote:
"Naz" wrote:
"Joie de Vivre" wrote:

What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol

Correct, a plastic flower.

thats rubbish!

if its plastic, it would grow!!

i want my money back

Don't just do something! Stand there.

Play fair, Ya'qub. Naz won.

  • It can never be satisfied, the mind, never. -- Wallace Stevens

"Joie de Vivre" wrote:
"Naz" wrote:
"Joie de Vivre" wrote:

What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol

Correct, a plastic flower.

I thought of that before her but it sounded silly so I didn't post.

"Joie de Vivre" wrote:
"Naz" wrote:
"Joie de Vivre" wrote:

What grows in the ground, has leaves and petals and doesn't need sun or water?

A plant/flower that doesnt need sun or water lol

Correct, a plastic flower.

i was being sarcastic when i wrote that lol.

"Joie de Vivre" wrote:
Play fair, Ya'qub. Naz won.

whats my prize Biggrin

I think Ya'qub (because he is kicking up such a fuss) and MuslimBro (coz he was thinking it and somehow were suppose to have tapped into his brain and read his thoughts lol) should have the glory.

"Ya'qub" wrote:
THE MAID DID IT!

post isn't delivered on a sunday

that is the correct answer. And you prize is.......
drum rolls please........................................................................
nothing Lol

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

This is a hard one

What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
111211211 o sumtin

"ThiS WoRlD Iz A PrIsOn 4 A BeLiVeR AnD PaRaDiSe 4 A NoN-BeLiVeR.........."

"Naz" wrote:
This is a hard one

What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

1113213211

It is a description of the row above. (One 1, one 3 two 1's, three 2's and one 1 = 11 13 21 32 11 = 113213211)

Apart form that I have come to the conclusion that as a whole we are hopeless at riddles.

"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.

Here's one:

Why is Michael Jackson like David Seaman?

Don't just do something! Stand there.

admin is right
and your prize is........ a smiley Biggrin (you only get the one coz i know your trying to cut down).

If i put up a really hard one then im discriminating against the not so intelligent ppl cough [size=7]M4k4v3l1 [/size]cough Lol

No not the gum drop buttons! – Gingy

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