THE "HOW TO" THREAD

MuslimSisLilSis

we'l use this thread to share our skills and talents

we'l also ask others 'how to' do stuff that we dont know how to do

I'l start

how to get ur moneys worth at a buffet

-DONT keep on refilling ur coke - that'l make u full up
-DONT fill up on pasta's and bread, save that till the end
-eat slowly.
-when ur full - sit back chat for a bit and soon u'l have room for more

Forum

iRazor — Mon, 7 Jan 2008 - 18:07

but, u c if the chilling is cut out, the 4 of us are likely to go crazy.... I think I may survive it, n stay partially sane, but the other 3, wow, they are jus halfway to crazy already, anymore crazy creeps in, n ill have to make new friends to take egypt, or I could chill with the Mummies in egypt, get it Mummies, lol, thas a good joke if I dont say so myself.

You — Mon, 7 Jan 2008 - 20:47

[quote="iRazor"]How to save about £1000 by July[/quote]

1. Get a job.
2. Turn up to it. Every day.
3. Get paid. (very important step)
4. Calculate your "necessary expenses", per month, remove from monthly wage (after tax).
5. Remove 1000/6 from monthly wage.
6. See what you have left.
7. When "chilling", see if it will be inside the amount left behind, and will allow for enough further chilling in the month.

iRazor — Mon, 7 Jan 2008 - 21:58

[quote="You"][quote="iRazor"]How to save about £1000 by July[/quote]

1. Get a job.
[b]2. Turn up to it. Every day.[/b]
3. Get paid. (very important step)
4. Calculate your "necessary expenses", per month, remove from monthly wage (after tax).
5. Remove 1000/6 from monthly wage.
6. See what you have left.
7. When "chilling", see if it will be inside the amount left behind, and will allow for enough further chilling in the month.[/quote]

LOL, im up to my usual shananigans with work, turn up when i feel lyk typa thing, even tho its only 2 nights a week..

But, I hav a new plan, im gonna rob a ban....uhhh, im gonna uhhh,,,

Im gonna go to wales on my holiday instead..

I hav another how to, very important one.

One which affects us in our everyday lives.

One which we must pay much heed to.

How, do we as individuals, living in a western political capitalist democratic system, how do we, truly, really, wholeheardedly, honestly, ....I forgot wat I was gonna say..

😂

Naz — Mon, 7 Jan 2008 - 22:08

[quote="iRazor"]How to save about £1000 by July, to use it to go on Holiday to egypt, with your 3 mates, in Summer. [/quote]

you dont need £1000 to go Eygpt.

I went for 1 week
4 star hotel, bed and breakfast, transfers, visa and it only cost £250.

Its cheaper off the net. The travel agents charge too much commission.

Bliss — Mon, 7 Jan 2008 - 22:14

[quote="Naz"][quote="iRazor"]How to save about £1000 by July, to use it to go on Holiday to egypt, with your 3 mates, in Summer. [/quote]

you dont need £1000 to go Eygpt.

I went for 1 week
4 star hotel, bed and breakfast, transfers, visa and it only cost £250.

Its cheaper off the net. The travel agents charge too much commission.[/quote]

that is a good deal.

was it a last minute deal?

Ya'qub — Mon, 7 Jan 2008 - 23:19

IMO you shouldn't go to sharm-al-sheikh if you wanna see any islamic culture (or many muslims). It is a *mainly* russian tourist resort, originally built by the israelis when they occupied Sinai and in recent years there has been a large number of 50-year-old drunk british (topless and saggy) chavs.

It IS very cheap though and the diving is apparently excellent (if you have a burkini). It is also possible to arrange travel to Mount Sinai, where Musa (as) got his revelation of the Taurat:
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If you don't get out of Sharm-al-Sheikh, then you will be reduced to your view being this:
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Better still, stay in Cairo instead. Its not much more expensive, we stayed there for roughly £250 (not package deal, we organised it ourselves but it was on British Airways). There, you can see:
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and of course:
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Sirus — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 - 11:14

its true....me and brother razor cant seem to cut down on chilling and it means our holiday plans are on the line....last year we had to settle for scotland, and even then he didnt come 🙁

but just do as i say, set aside 25quid every week.....i done it yesterday....and by august we shud have 700 quid 😃 im 1/28th of the way there lol

Naz, you can seriously go for that cheap? flights and hotel must cost about 500, no?

i wouldnt go sharm al shiekh anyway, tourist spots arent the same compared to what the country naturally has to offer

cmon razor......save NOW :evil: :x

iRazor — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 - 16:13

[quote="Sirus"]its true....me and brother razor cant seem to cut down on chilling and it means our holiday plans are on the line....last year we had to settle for scotland, and even then he didnt come 🙁

but just do as i say, set aside 25quid every week.....i done it yesterday....and by august we shud have 700 quid 😃 im 1/28th of the way there lol

Naz, you can seriously go for that cheap? flights and hotel must cost about 500, no?

i wouldnt go sharm al shiekh anyway, tourist spots arent the same compared to what the country naturally has to offer

cmon razor......save NOW :evil: :x[/quote]

These silly assignemnts r drivbin me mad, I needa chill...

WAnna go out 2nyt 🙂

Naz — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 - 18:52

[quote="Sirus"]

Naz, you can seriously go for that cheap? flights and hotel must cost about 500, no?

[/quote]

If you go now then yeah your looking at about 400/500. But if you go June/July the prices drop coz its too hot (pakistan style hot) and no one wants to go.

[quote="Ya'qub"] IMO you shouldn't go to sharm-al-sheikh [/quote]

Apparently its suppose to be the beach type resort, its good if your wanting to top up on your tan. If you cant live without the city life then head down Cairo. If you like your history best place to go is Luxor (thats where i went). You got all your temples and museums down there, you can travel down to the west bank by boat to see the valley of the kings and queens and the temple of Hatshesput, go and ride some bony camels (strongly do not recommend it lol), hot air ballooning etc and the nightlife Alhadulillah absolutely brilliant.

MuslimBro — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 - 21:33

I was just curious.

You know the Pharaohs body; the one during the time of Musa (as). Is it in Egypt?

Ya'qub — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 - 21:47

[quote="MuslimBro"]I was just curious.

You know the Pharaohs body; the one during the time of Musa (as). Is it in Egypt?[/quote]

well, they CLAIM it is in the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities in Cairo, but I saw it and I'm quite sceptical of this...it seemed that all the mummies there had been found in tombs/pyramids

Seraphim — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 - 22:43

[quote="Ya'qub"][quote="MuslimBro"]I was just curious.

You know the Pharaohs body; the one during the time of Musa (as). Is it in Egypt?[/quote]

well, they CLAIM it is in the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities in Cairo, but I saw it and I'm quite sceptical of this...it seemed that all the mummies there had been found in tombs/pyramids[/quote]

And why are you sceptical?

Ya'qub — Tue, 8 Jan 2008 - 23:02

[quote="Seraphim"]

And why are you sceptical?[/quote]

Because all of them ha a plaque saying at which tomb they were dug-up from.

None of them had a plaque saying they were from the bottom of the Red Sea.

iRazor — Wed, 9 Jan 2008 - 01:04

[quote="Ya'qub"][quote="Seraphim"]

And why are you sceptical?[/quote]

Because all of them ha a plaque saying at which tomb they were dug-up from.

[b]None of them had a plaque saying they were from the bottom of the Red Sea.[/b][/quote]

LOL

im sure this particular pharoah, ramses the 3rd if im correct or 2nd?, his body is a sign for us...

[quote]We save thee in the body, that thou mayest be a sign to those who come after thee! but verily, many among mankind are heedless of Our Signs! (Surah Yunus: 92)[/quote]

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