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Aahhh, look @ him.

He's gone all red 😛

[quote="iRazor"]
(just for the record I am not on the lookout, I repeat, not)[/quote]

Don't worry. I get ya! 😉 😉 😉

Right so this '[i]friend[/i]', been looking have you *ahem* has [i]he[/i]? 😉

Dawud, is iRazor your twin brother?

[quote="Ya'qub"]Dawud, is iRazor your twin brother?[/quote]

😉 😉 😉

Some say we're from the same litter.

😂 😂

Seroiusly though, not true. His mother was a teletubby, but we have the same dad, thats why he has wireless internet in his belly and I don't. I have nicer whiskers.

[quote="Dawud"]
Some say we're from the same litter.

😂 😂
[/quote]

lmao.

Salam

[quote="Noor"]
[quote="iRazor"]Who here is married?
Who is not?
[/quote]

why? you looking for a rishta

[/quote]

I dont think so.

He is Blade.

So, either he is looking for hair to shave, or some blood to suck.

Omrow

[quote="Dawud"][quote="Ya'qub"]Dawud, is iRazor your twin brother?[/quote]

😉 😉 😉

Some say we're from the same litter.

😂 😂

Seroiusly though, not true. His mother was a teletubby, but we have the same dad, thats why he has wireless internet in his belly and I don't. I have nicer whiskers.[/quote]

Me n dawud r one of a kind, some may say weird, but we prefer the term "unique in standing"

[quote="iRazor"]

Me n dawud r one of a kind, some may say weird, but we prefer the term "unique in standing"[/quote]

How can you be one of a kind, if theres two of you?

😂

[quote="You"][quote="naj"]does anybody know whether to get a mobile cash back deal is dodgy or what.[/quote]

Not dodgy, but make sure the company is well known and has deep pockets - otherwise, if it goes bankrupt, you will be stuck with a massive contract.

(carphonewarehouse has many many companies under its umbrella and it is big enough to be unlikely to go bankrupt.)

And it is annoying too.[/quote]

Theres this shop called dmc, which has many branches in places such as manchester, bolton , blackburn, birmingham, bradford. you heard of it, i kinda well think its ok but not sure.

oh and do you know what these companies are called.

[quote="iRazor"]

I hav a friends, who i will not name, who is always on the lookout for a rishta, N many a tym, hangin out with him he always touches the topic, kinda funny.

Who else here is on the lookout

(just for the record I am not on the lookout, I repeat, not)[/quote]

reminds me of a friend of mine *cough*noor*cough* 😂

[quote="iRazor"]
AAaahh yes, the pleasures of unmarried life are many...

Who here is married?
Who is not?

(I is not)[/quote]

I just got married in july last yr, and i for one was very much anti-men and being married is the best thing, wouldnt ever wana go back to being single, i love my hubby to bits....he makes me laugh, always there for me, the best!

So get married but finish education and get settled with a good job.

[quote="Angel"][quote="iRazor"]
AAaahh yes, the pleasures of unmarried life are many...

Who here is married?
Who is not?

(I is not)[/quote]

I just got married in july last yr, and i for one was very much anti-men and being married is the best thing, wouldnt ever wana go back to being single, i love my hubby to bits....he makes me laugh, always there for me, the best!

So get married but finish education and get settled with a good job.[/quote]

Give it a couple of years and when you got a couple of kids then i can guarantee you wont be saying that 😛

[quote="Sirus"]naz, have you filled in the part time application form?

i have been told i have to fill that in and give to paul duffy and tell him to withdraw me from fulltime

so does that mean i gotta go uni?

aint been there for aaaaaaaages [/quote]

filled it back in Dec got a letter in Jan saying i got a place.

Yeah your probs gonna have to go in coz you need to get a reference.

[quote="Naz"]Give it a couple of years and when you got a couple of kids then i can guarantee you wont be saying that 😛 [/quote]

lol kids are handful, at the mo i just want to enjoy time with my hubby.

[quote="Angel"][quote="Naz"]Give it a couple of years and when you got a couple of kids then i can guarantee you wont be saying that 😛 [/quote]

lol kids are handful, at the mo i just want to enjoy time with my hubby.[/quote]

Good for you.
I was chatting to my mate while back and she was saying that if she could turn the clock back she would have waited to have her daughter. She loves her daughter to bits but like you said they can be a bit of a handful.

Does anyone know how many Euros to the pound?

[quote="Naz"]Does anyone know how many Euros to the pound?[/quote]
[url]http://www.xe.com/ucc/[/url]

[quote="MuslimBro"][quote="Naz"]Does anyone know how many Euros to the pound?[/quote]
[url]http://www.xe.com/ucc/[/url][/quote]

thanks much appreciated

[quote="Angel"] lol kids are handful, at the mo i just want to enjoy time with my hubby.[/quote]

Handful? That’s an understatement. DANGEROUS is what you meant.

My nephew ripped the living room wallpaper, put the sky card in the dvd player (still cant get it out) hid the TV remote and decide to fill his trainers with water at the sink.

And hes not even 2 yrs old yet lol

but he is soo cute maashAllah!

[quote="Snoopz"]
Handful? That’s an understatement. DANGEROUS is what you meant.

My nephew ripped the living room wallpaper, put the sky card in the dvd player (still cant get it out) hid the TV remote and decide to fill his trainers with water at the sink.

And hes not even 2 yrs old yet lol[/quote]

LOL, I have a few lil 2nd nephews n a lil cuzn, they all around the 2-4 yr old stages one is gettin onto 1 years old. When they get together they mess about so much, n I tend to join them, I always start mini wars, our arsenal is always empty bottles of fizzy drink...

after bout 30mins with me they all get tired n fall asleep, me included..LOL

8)

if i want my nephew to sleep I just give him jaffa cakes

they get him high, then knock him out lol

Maniac Muslim has relaunched with a new look.

I really like the pictures at the top of the website!

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Does anyone know if you fast during Muharram can those be classed as making up for the ones that you missed during ramzan?

......10 minutes to go

it depends on your niyya sis. if u have made the niyya to make up the ones you missed in ramadan, then they are your ramadan ones but if you made the niyya to fast for the muharram ones, then they are the muharram ones.

some scholars say you can make the niyya to make the ones up in ramadan and fast the 10 days of muhrram and wa allahu alam if they both are accepted. but to be on the safe side, fast separately, well thats what i did anyway.

but if you missed any in ramadan, make them up first because they are your fardh ones whereas the muharram ones are nawafil.

I went to a sufi khatam today mashallah it was good it really lifts you but saying that im not going to become a sufi.

[quote="Irfan.khan"]im not going to become a sufi.[/quote]

well not with THAT attitude you won't!

"you make me giggle" i dont know why i remember that from my re lesson.

[quote="Snoopz"][quote="Angel"] lol kids are handful, at the mo i just want to enjoy time with my hubby.[/quote]

Handful? That’s an understatement. DANGEROUS is what you meant.

My nephew ripped the living room wallpaper, put the sky card in the dvd player (still cant get it out) hid the TV remote and decide to fill his trainers with water at the sink.

And hes not even 2 yrs old yet lol[/quote]

My mates niece, who is under one thought it was funny to spin his aunties mobile in the microwave until it burst....my own cousins thought it was funny to put fireworks inside empty cars which had their windows down and throw yoghert at shop keepers windors when they sold them 'off' yoghert.

And they were under 10 at that time.

I must have taught hundreds of kids over the years - during training and work experience. Thank God I've never encountered such terrors.

lol!

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