Jokes/Poetry or anythin alike!

i think i wanna cry

heartbreaking story 😢

[quote="Med"][quote]Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Tumhe na ho pasand usko dobara hum na dekheinge
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Woh sheesha tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere khwaabon ko beheno ki tarah khud par saja lenge
Kasam teri kasam
Kasam teri kasam
Taqdeer ka roog mod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Teri khushboo apne jism ki khushboo bana lenge
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Woh rishta jod lenge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum[/quote]

that is deep and emotional.[/quote]

SOMEBODY's been waatchin too many bollywood movies lol!!

and then they say im in love, the symptoms are all to clear with u med :roll:

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]

SOMEBODY's been waatchin too many bollywood movies lol!!

and then they say im in love, the symptoms are all to clear with u med :roll:[/quote]

dont try accusing me hayder, loverson. By putting me in the frame u trying to take the heat off urself innit, but aint gonna work.

I knw ur diseased with lurrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee.

ahahaha 😂

im not the 1 singin indian love songs wich are to do with bineg depressed without your ashwariya, eh med 😉

do tell us your tale....

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]im not the 1 singin indian love songs wich are to do with bineg depressed without your ashwariya, eh med 😉

do tell us your tale....[/quote]

lol, iv always liked poetry, i wudnt mind being a poet but there isnt a tale to tell brother.

aishwarya? she is actress? she is nothing, not worth even batting an eyelid over.

[quote="Med"]
lol, iv always liked poetry, i wudnt mind being a poet but there isnt a tale to tell brother.

[/quote]

You can't be a poet who has no tales to tell.

[quote="irfghan"][quote="Med"]
lol, iv always liked poetry, i wudnt mind being a poet but there isnt a tale to tell brother.

[/quote]

You can't be a poet who has no tales to tell.[/quote]

i KNW bruv, thats y i have to get some tales innit.

Thats another wicked thing abt medieval times, and arab culture, poetry!

Poets are clever, any1 herd of Khansa? She was the most famous arab poetess, I believe she was Tabi'eeya, alayha rahmah. She had 4 sons and sent them out to do Jihad under Sayyidina Umar radhiyallahu anhu in the battle of Qadisiyya, and our Ustaadji goes that her poetry exhorting her sons to valour and martyrdom were most impressive.

All four of her sons were martyred in the way of ALLAH, and Sayyidina Umar ibnal Khatttab radhiyallahu anh sent her a letter of congratulatations and she was also pleased.

[quote="Med"][quote="Darth V-Hayder"]

SOMEBODY's been waatchin too many bollywood movies lol!!

and then they say im in love, the symptoms are all to clear with u med :roll:[/quote]

dont try accusing me hayder, loverson. By putting me in the frame u trying to take the heat off urself innit, but aint gonna work.

I knw ur diseased with lurrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee.[/quote]

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love lol 😉

[quote="MuSlImAh786"]
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love lol :wink:[/quote]

Lol-SO VERY TRUE.

Med are you a bollywood fan? Thats my favourite song too.

nope its mine!

[quote="Med"][quote]Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Tumhe na ho pasand usko dobara hum na dekheinge
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Woh sheesha tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere khwaabon ko beheno ki tarah khud par saja lenge
Kasam teri kasam
Kasam teri kasam
Taqdeer ka roog mod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Teri khushboo apne jism ki khushboo bana lenge
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Woh rishta jod lenge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum[/quote]

that is deep and emotional.[/quote]

I was referring to this one. I play it no stop in my room these days. I'm addicted to it! 🙂

very addictive innit....stick lyrics

[quote="naj"]very addictive innit....stick lyrics[/quote]

I didn't think someone like you would be into Bollywood.

i know we shouldnt be addicted to it but I CANT HELP myself. The tune is great, but as stated before some of the lyrics ARE blasphemous!

Chal chaiya chaiya from Dil Se was blasphemous as well. But I don't pay attention to all the lyrics.

[i]One thing can always cheer me,
When I'm feeling sad and low;
When I tire of daily trials,
That I have to undergo;

When those who should seem closest,
Seem like people I don't even know,
One thing can always cheer me,
I know that God is near me.
One thing can always cheer me
When I don't understand;

How pain and sadness in our lives,
Can get so out of hand;
When the best of human efforts,
Doesn't meet the days demands,
One thing can always cheer me,
I know that God is near me.

One thing can always cheer me,
More than anything I've known;
And show me I will never
Have to struggle on my own.
For no matter what might ever happen,
I know I will never be alone,
The thing that always cheers me
Is just knowing God is near me.[/i]

very good

[quote="Ramz"][quote="naj"]very addictive innit....stick lyrics[/quote]

I didn't think someone like you would be into Bollywood.[/quote]

yea ur right ramz i aint , alhamdulillah them times have passed

[quote="naj"]very good

[quote="Ramz"][quote="naj"]very addictive innit....stick lyrics[/quote]

I didn't think someone like you would be into Bollywood.[/quote]

yea ur right ramz i aint , alhamdulillah them times have passed[/quote]

But you just said you're addicted to that bollywood track. :?:

don't worry, she is schizophrenic.

j/k

[quote="Ramz"][quote="MuSlImAh786"]
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love lol :wink:[/quote]

Lol-SO VERY TRUE.

Med are you a bollywood fan? Thats my favourite song too.[/quote]

lol. No, im just a romantic. But those lyrics are WAY deep, has so many levels, I find it quite thoughtprovoking. Its special for me cos I was gifted it innit.

[quote="Admin"]don't worry, she is schizophrenic.

j/k[/quote]

toba kar admin ...i aint got no psychological disorders ya know ALHAMDULILLAH.

i've got others health and problems to worry about,

i know somat aint right with me at de mo..

[quote="naj"]

i've got others health and problems to worry about,

i know somat aint right with me at de mo..[/quote]

May ALLAH Rabbul Izzat grant us a pure cure, a perfect health and a body that worships ALLAH in abundance. May HE Ta'ala lengthen our parents shadows over us, grant us true lvoe and respect for them, and make them healthy and wealthy ameen.

INSHALLAH AMEEN...

sub-ameen!!!

1. Wake Up !!
Decide to have a good day.

2. Dress Up !!
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

3. Shut Up!!
Say nice things and learn to listen. With two ears and one mouth.. it's meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
"He who guards his lips guards his soul."

4. Stand Up!!
. . . for what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..."

5. Look Up !!
. . . Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important. "I can do everything through ALLAH who strengthens me".

6. Reach Up !!
. . . for something higher. Trust with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding.

7. Lift Up !!
. . . your Prayers. "Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING."

yeh dunya kya cheez hai?

How smart is your Right Foot?
:?: See if you can outsmart your foot -- but you can't.

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing that, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction!

See, I told you so. And there's nothing you can do about it.
If you say you did it. YOU'RE LYING to YOURSELF, because it CAN"T Be DONE...

The Mind is stronger then the foot ... lol 😂 😉

A MUSLIM FRIEND this was sent to me as an e-mail

A Muslim friend is one that constantly reminds you of Allah

A Muslim Friend is one that gives you sincere Naseehah

A Muslim Friend is one that lends a helping hand when you are in need

A Muslim Friend is one that remind you to follow a bad deed with a good deed

A Muslim Friend is one that loves you for the sake of our Creator

A Muslim Friend is one that reminds you of Allah to whom or which there is no one or nothing Greater

A Muslim Friend is one that lends a listening ear

A Muslim Friend is one that reminds you that Allah never gives us more than we can bear

A Muslim Friend is one who ask "Have you read Qur'an today"?

A Muslim friend is one that reminds you it is time to pray

A Muslim Friend reminds you that our goal is Jannah

A Muslim Friend strays you from being caught up in the dunya

A Muslim Friend reminds you of death

A Muslim Friend consoles you and tell you not to fret

A Muslim Friend is one who says they love you and mean it

A Muslim Friend is not one who says things just to be eloquent

A Muslim Friend is one that reminds you to make supplication

A Muslim Friend is one that reminds you, only in your Lord you will find satisfaction

A Muslim Friend is one who is patient and reminds you to be patient

A Muslim Friend is one that reminds you that Allah is with those who are patient

A Muslim Friend reminds you to follow the Qur'aan and the Sunnah

A Muslim Friend reminds you that, this will be our path to Jannah

A Muslim Friend never spreads your business on the street.

A Muslim Friend is so kind and discreet

A Muslim Friend is not one to quickly judge or deem you worthless, but rather

A Muslim Friend reminds you that in your Lord you seek forgiveness.

Are you and I, ready to be a Muslim Friend TODAY?
Time is running out, DO NOT DELAY!

[quote]One day you will ask what’s more important to me, u or my life. And I will say my life. And u will leave without knowing u r my life[/quote]

thats wkd innit.

thats stick....dat gets 1 emotional...