Jokes/Poetry or anythin alike!

Angel —

This thread is for jokes, poems or any inspirational stories (hint hint muslim kuri!)... so here goes......

Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 00:39

its a type of pathaan

apparently im one

we dnt speak pushto, not from northern pakistan, be that chach - quaetta - or wherever

only thing i have with the pathaans i know is that im a khan lol

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 00:50

thats why lodhi's are a diffrent typeof pathaan, were from the Punjab

still pathaan tho, Lodhi Pathaan.....speak urdu tho

star — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 00:57

never heard of that 1, what i do know most bengali ladyz have the surname begum, just like most pathans here khans

Sirus — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:03

almost all are arent they?

reminds me of a joke.....

your soooo fat....youve got more Chins than a chinese telephone book 😂

Medarris — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 01:05

[quote="naj"]never heard of that 1, what i do know most bengali ladyz have the surname begum, just like most pathans here khans[/quote]

actually begum is common in all indo pak. begum, bibi, bi, banno, khatoon are common surnames for women in indo-pak, are a term of honour

Angel — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 21:11

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]thats why lodhi's are a diffrent typeof pathaan, were from the Punjab

still pathaan tho, Lodhi Pathaan.....speak urdu tho[/quote]

Nah your just one of the "fake" pathans, which i like to refer to as pathan wanabe's! :twisted:

Angel — Wed, 2 Nov 2005 - 21:34

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]lol why wud i wanna be one of them!?[/quote]

ah duno!

Hayduh get a life you have nearly 2900 posts!! 😛

Angel — Thu, 3 Nov 2005 - 00:06

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]do i sense a hint of jealousy? 8)

...im takin over...[/quote]

i dont wana be a pathan, i am happy as a kashmiri, why would i be jelaous?

Your takin over hmmm i think the forum is takin over you!!!

Angel — Thu, 3 Nov 2005 - 00:12

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]lol 😂

i can stop comin here if i want....

but what would become of you people, my fans?[/quote]

We'll surivive barely 🙁

lol nah but think bout it we were doin perfectly fine without you before you became a member, wont be the same without your duhness but we'll manage i think.

Angel — Thu, 3 Nov 2005 - 00:26

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]ohhhhh its like that........well .......well.......wat can i say?

bye

:?[/quote]

oi i was messin, where would the forum be without "duhboy, tweedleduh,hayduh"? Why dont you just say your too good for us now that you are doin radio talkshows, just admit you feel we are inferior! 🙁 😢 :evil:

Sirus — Thu, 3 Nov 2005 - 00:31

u can have my radio show........you can write for me.....

im outta this now

its not doin me much good either, and i seriously think i needa leave anyway....more important stuff to deal with ryt now

Angel — Thu, 3 Nov 2005 - 00:33

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]u can have my radio show........you can write for me.....

im outta this now

its not doin me much good either, and i seriously think i needa leave anyway....more important stuff to deal with ryt now[/quote]

Yeh uni and now your a telesales agent hehe, i done that for a whole year and i hated it, good luck with the sales, cuz 3 is rubbish!

Medarris — Sat, 5 Nov 2005 - 02:49

[quote]Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge
Tumhe na ho pasand usko dobara hum na dekheinge
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Teri soorat na ho jis mein
Woh sheesha tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge
Tere khwaabon ko beheno ki tarah khud par saja lenge
Kasam teri kasam
Kasam teri kasam
Taqdeer ka roog mod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum

Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge
Teri khushboo apne jism ki khushboo bana lenge
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Khuda se bhi na jo toote
Woh rishta jod lenge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao
Zamana chod denge hum[/quote]

that is deep and emotional.

Alisha — Sat, 5 Nov 2005 - 21:37

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it. The pay was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason,the woodcutter was determined to do his best.

His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to work. The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees.

"Congratulations," the boss said. "Go on that way!" Very motivated for the boss' words, the woodcutter try harder the next day,but he only could bring 15 trees. The third day he try even harder, but he only could bring 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing less and less trees.

"I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.

"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked. "Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees."

Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that we don't take time to sharpen the axe." In today's world, it seems that everyone is busier than ever, but less happy than ever. Why is that? Could it be that we have forgotten how to stay sharp?

There's nothing wrong with activity and hard work. But God doesn't want us to get so busy that we neglect the truly important things in life, like taking time to pray, to read. We all need time to relax, to think and meditate, to learn and grow.

If we don't take time to sharpen the axe, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness. So start today. Think about the ways by which you could do your job more effectively and add a lot of value to it.

Alisha — Sat, 5 Nov 2005 - 21:39

[b]Heres another quick story from an email....[/b]

I was driving to the grocery store just thinking of everything on my list to do today. Taking the kids to soccer practice, cleaning the house, getting groceries, getting the oil changed in the car, the list went on and on. i was feeling overwhelmed and was already tired before I had even gotten started.

On my way to the store I saw something horrible happen!! A train had run into a car that was crossing the tracks. I thought "Oh no!, This is horrible, there is no way the driver of that car could have lived!!"

I was the closest car to the tracks so I put my car in park and got out. I ran over to the car and looked in and could not believe what I was seeing. Tears came to my eyes and I just couldn't take it. Inside the car was a woman driving that was obviously dead.
In the backseat was a baby in it's car seat bleeding everywhere and next to the baby was a little girl who I guessed to be about 4 years old and she was bleeding also. Just then the little girl spoke.

She said, "Is my mommy and baby sister okay?"
I just looked at her and said "Honey I don't know. There is a doctor on his way right now."

Just then the little girl started crying saying, "Don't take my mommy and my baby sister - Take me with you too!! Please!!"
She was pleading at who knows what to take her - but take her where?? I asked the little girl who she was talking to and she said, "don't you see ?"
That Angel is taking my mommy and my baby sister! I want to go with them too! My mommy is waving goodbye to me and she is holding my baby sister and she is smiling!"
The little girl started to cry because she did not want to stay, she wanted to go with her mommy and her baby sister.

I felt so sorry for her. I didn't believe in God and I thought to myself, "Where did an Angel come from? What kind of God would take a mommy and a baby but not the little sister?"

At that moment I saw the little girl start to smile so big as she held her arms out to something, someone to pick her up. I thought to myself that she must be delirious and maybe she is hurt worse that I thought. Just then the little girl closed her eyes and slumped over in her seat. She was dead!

I couldn't be sad even though this was a 4 year old little girl that had just died. You wouldn't be sad either if you could see that beautiful smile on her face! I guess her mommy and baby sister came back to get her.
That was also the day that God came to get me - as that was the day that I became a believer and turned my life over to the only One God."