**ED LOVES TIGERS!**

Published by Dave on 21 January, 2006 - 16:21
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Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 21:05

"Mez" wrote:
I find sharks scary!! on TV

I heard that if you are swimming with them and you get a cute and bleed they would go after you?

lol yes - but I wasn't serious about swimming with the shark.

I meant I would rather swim with the shark than see my parents.

Who are really just sharks wearing human suits

Submitted by Mez on 25 January, 2006 - 21:08

your parents can not be that bad! Can they?

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Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 21:14

"Mez" wrote:
your parents can not be that bad! Can they?

lol when I was 13 my mother sued me because I wouldn't give her access to the trust fund my grandfather set up for me.

Dad got the case thrown out (not that that was difficult)... Acting as my lawyer

I have a very dysfunctional family

Oh and my mother taught be how to make a mean martini - when I was 11 - so that I could act as her personal porter.

These are very strange people we're talking about...

Submitted by Mez on 25 January, 2006 - 21:21

That is bad!! Sad

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Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 21:31

lol can't pick your family...

My parents are good people sometimes.

I think they are mostly just incredibly naive and selfish - but hey, nothing I can do about that!

Submitted by Mez on 25 January, 2006 - 21:33

True but I am sure their intensions are good at times!!

But hye who is perfect! Everybody makes mistakes!!

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Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 21:38

lol well... they try sometime - i'll give em that.

Submitted by Mez on 25 January, 2006 - 21:39

There you go then!!

All is good!!

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Submitted by Mez on 25 January, 2006 - 21:47

Be happy Dave!

Look on the Bright side of life!!

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Submitted by Medarris on 25 January, 2006 - 23:36

er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

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Ya ALLAH Madad.
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Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 23:38

"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

I have a very peculiar life.

Submitted by Medarris on 25 January, 2006 - 23:40

"Don Karnage" wrote:
"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

I have a very peculiar life.

k,whatevaa

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Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

Submitted by star on 25 January, 2006 - 23:40

"Don Karnage" wrote:
"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

I have a very peculiar life.

do you own a tiger aswell ?

shark ....toba toba what next :shock:

Submitted by *DUST* on 25 January, 2006 - 23:40

"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

er well lets see.... he has 3 horses, a pilot's license (i think), a house with 7 bathrooms, used to have a porsche... so let's just say: pretty rich. Wink Lol
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Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 23:42

"naj" wrote:
"Don Karnage" wrote:
"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

I have a very peculiar life.

do you own a tiger aswell ?

shark ....toba toba what next :shock:

No! But that's not a bad idea...

lol somewhat unworkable in suburban boston or charleson though

What does "toba" mean

Submitted by Medarris on 25 January, 2006 - 23:43

"*DUST*" wrote:
"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

er well lets see.... he has 3 horses, a pilot's license (i think), a house with 7 bathrooms, used to have a porsche... so let's just say: pretty rich. Wink Lol

i got the feeling a while back that dave is loaded.

dave, have I ever told you what a great friend you are?

You know if you ever want to come to UK, my home is always open for you, as is my cheque book, safety deposit box and car keys.
[size=9]
hint hint[/size]

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Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 23:47

"Med" wrote:
"*DUST*" wrote:
"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

er well lets see.... he has 3 horses, a pilot's license (i think), a house with 7 bathrooms, used to have a porsche... so let's just say: pretty rich. Wink Lol

i got the feeling a while back that dave is loaded.

dave, have I ever told you what a great friend you are?

You know if you ever want to come to UK, my home is always open for you, as is my cheque book, safety deposit box and car keys.
[size=9]
hint hint[/size]

@#%$#@!!!!!

Aasiyah... Thanks - thank you.

I just come from a fortunate financial background - "Loaded" is a bit... plebian/vulgar.

But think of it this way - you all have nice, loving families you seem to enjoy greatly.

My mom is a manipulative alcoholic and my dad is a lawyer - I think - don't see him much these days.

So there are tradeoffs.

Submitted by star on 25 January, 2006 - 23:48

"Don Karnage" wrote:
What does "toba" mean

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?

Submitted by Medarris on 25 January, 2006 - 23:50

"naj" wrote:
"Don Karnage" wrote:
What does "toba" mean

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?

it means "you smell!" loool.

tawbah literally means repentance. when a person in indo pak says tobah tobah (different spelling) means I repent; its a way of colloquial way of showing dislike or abhorrance of something or apprehension of something.

eg

tobah tobah did u see what such and such was wearing in the high street?

or
Abdul: Mr Malik has just found out he has cancer.
Ali: Tobah Tobah, thats bad news. Dont wish it on your enemies.

or

Adil: I love you gorjuss. Your the most beautiful person I have ever met and I want you to have 16 kids with me.
His Mrs: I know you love me, and I love you too, but tobah tobah, 16 kids!! ur crazee.

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Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 23:51

"Med" wrote:
"naj" wrote:
"Don Karnage" wrote:
What does "toba" mean

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?

it means "you smell!" loool.

tawbah literally means repentance. when a person in indo pak says tobah tobah (different spelling) means I repent; its a way of colloquial way of showing dislike or abhorrance of something or apprehension of something.

....the hell?!

Naj I don't smell! I take 5 showers a day because i'm OCD!

Submitted by Dave on 25 January, 2006 - 23:53

"*DUST*" wrote:
a pilot's license

Single engine private pilot!

Any idiot with 50 hours of free time and enough spare change to buy a pinto can do it!

Submitted by You on 25 January, 2006 - 23:54

Unles you're muslim.

Then the first lesson will be 'escorted' by the airforce...

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Submitted by star on 25 January, 2006 - 23:54

"Don Karnage" wrote:
"Med" wrote:
"naj" wrote:
"Don Karnage" wrote:
What does "toba" mean

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?

it means "you smell!" loool.

tawbah literally means repentance. when a person in indo pak says tobah tobah (different spelling) means I repent; its a way of colloquial way of showing dislike or abhorrance of something or apprehension of something.

....the hell?!

Naj I don't smell! I take 5 showers a day because i'm OCD!

what the ?

MEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

whts OCD dont get ya!

Submitted by star on 25 January, 2006 - 23:59

Very Good....

"Med" wrote:
Adil: I love you gorjuss. Your the most beautiful person I have ever met and I want you to have 16 kids with me.
His Mrs: I know you love me, and I love you too, but tobah tobah, 16 kids!! ur crazee.

hahahaha! funny........

Submitted by Medarris on 26 January, 2006 - 00:00

"naj" wrote:
Very Good....

"Med" wrote:
Adil: I love you gorjuss. Your the most beautiful person I have ever met and I want you to have 16 kids with me.
His Mrs: I know you love me, and I love you too, but tobah tobah, 16 kids!! ur crazee.

hahahaha! funny........

why?nothing funny abt that, weirdo.

naj u on medication? u talking crazy talk.

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Ya ALLAH Madad.
Haq Chaar Yaar

Submitted by Dave on 26 January, 2006 - 00:02

Ah... very good then.

So whats wrong with a shark!

I think it's kinda cool...

A complete waste of money as usual - but that's their thing.

Submitted by Dave on 26 January, 2006 - 00:04

"Med" wrote:
er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?

Hang on... didn't Yuit ask the [i]exact same question[/i] once?

Like word for word

hmmm... interesting.

Submitted by star on 26 January, 2006 - 00:05

"Don Karnage" wrote:
Ah... very good then.

So whats wrong with a shark!

I think it's kinda cool...

A complete waste of money as usual - but that's their thing.

whats wrong with a SHARK !!! course its cool....

but what the hell ?

dangerous ...ugly....got a phobia......coz of JAWS...

"Med" wrote:
why?nothing funny abt that, weirdo.

naj u on medication? u talking crazy talk.

i am ? oh sorry...

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