**ED LOVES TIGERS!**

Dave —

In a recent study conducted at Dartmouth College of Hanover New Hampshire 1 out of every 1 person polled found that Tigers are "better" than Dolphins.

*There is a 5% margin of error.

Meet bob:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger12.jpg[/img]

Everybody say "Hi Bob!"

Bob is a Tiger, and a closer personal friend of mine - so I thought i'd embarass him by strolling through a few of his more embarassing memories.

As a young cub - Bob was a bit of a mommas boy:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger1.jpg[/img]

I don't think his mother ever really let him leave home:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger4.jpg[/img]

Which is why Bob has a bit of a confidence problem:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger18.jpg[/img]

This confidence problem really hurt Bob when he tried out for a movie:

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger21.jpg[/img]

He got the leading roll... unfortunately due to his poor acting and lack of presence it got poor reviews and nobody watched the movie.

Recently Bob started a profile on www.meettigersingles.com:

(this is his picture)

[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger25.jpg[/img]

However that failed too.

Poor poor Bob.

Forum

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 21:05

[quote="Mez"]I find sharks scary!! on TV

I heard that if you are swimming with them and you get a cute and bleed they would go after you?[/quote]

lol yes - but I wasn't serious about swimming with the shark.

I meant I would rather swim with the shark than see my parents.

Who are really just sharks wearing human suits

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 21:14

[quote="Mez"]your parents can not be that bad! Can they?[/quote]

lol when I was 13 my mother sued me because I wouldn't give her access to the trust fund my grandfather set up for me.

Dad got the case thrown out (not that that was difficult)... Acting as my lawyer

I have a very dysfunctional family

Oh and my mother taught be how to make a mean martini - when I was 11 - so that I could act as her personal porter.

These are very strange people we're talking about...

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 21:31

lol can't pick your family...

My parents are good people sometimes.

I think they are mostly just incredibly naive and selfish - but hey, nothing I can do about that!

Mez — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 21:33

True but I am sure their intensions are good at times!!

But hye who is perfect! Everybody makes mistakes!!

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:38

[quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]

I have a very peculiar life.

Medarris — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:40

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]

I have a very peculiar life.[/quote]

k,whatevaa

star — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:40

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]

I have a very peculiar life.[/quote]

do you own a tiger aswell ?

shark ....toba toba what next :shock:

*DUST* — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:40

[quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]
er well lets see.... he has 3 horses, a pilot's license (i think), a house with 7 bathrooms, used to have a porsche... so let's just say: pretty rich. 😉 😂

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:42

[quote="naj"][quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]

I have a very peculiar life.[/quote]

do you own a tiger aswell ?

shark ....toba toba what next :shock:[/quote]

No! But that's not a bad idea...

lol somewhat unworkable in suburban boston or charleson though

What does "toba" mean

Medarris — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:43

[quote="*DUST*"][quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]
er well lets see.... he has 3 horses, a pilot's license (i think), a house with 7 bathrooms, used to have a porsche... so let's just say: pretty rich. 😉 :lol:[/quote]

i got the feeling a while back that dave is loaded.

dave, have I ever told you what a great friend you are?

You know if you ever want to come to UK, my home is always open for you, as is my cheque book, safety deposit box and car keys.
[size=9]
hint hint[/size]

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:47

[quote="Med"][quote="*DUST*"][quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]
er well lets see.... he has 3 horses, a pilot's license (i think), a house with 7 bathrooms, used to have a porsche... so let's just say: pretty rich. 😉 :lol:[/quote]

i got the feeling a while back that dave is loaded.

dave, have I ever told you what a great friend you are?

You know if you ever want to come to UK, my home is always open for you, as is my cheque book, safety deposit box and car keys.
[size=9]
hint hint[/size][/quote]

@#%$#@!!!!!

Aasiyah... Thanks - thank you.

I just come from a fortunate financial background - "Loaded" is a bit... plebian/vulgar.

But think of it this way - you all have nice, loving families you seem to enjoy greatly.

My mom is a manipulative alcoholic and my dad is a lawyer - I think - don't see him much these days.

So there are tradeoffs.

star — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:48

[quote="Don Karnage"]What does "toba" mean[/quote]

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?

Medarris — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:50

[quote="naj"][quote="Don Karnage"]What does "toba" mean[/quote]

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?[/quote]

it means "you smell!" loool.

tawbah literally means repentance. when a person in indo pak says tobah tobah (different spelling) means I repent; its a way of colloquial way of showing dislike or abhorrance of something or apprehension of something.

eg

tobah tobah did u see what such and such was wearing in the high street?

or
Abdul: Mr Malik has just found out he has cancer.
Ali: Tobah Tobah, thats bad news. Dont wish it on your enemies.

or

Adil: I love you gorjuss. Your the most beautiful person I have ever met and I want you to have 16 kids with me.
His Mrs: I know you love me, and I love you too, but tobah tobah, 16 kids!! ur crazee.

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:51

[quote="Med"][quote="naj"][quote="Don Karnage"]What does "toba" mean[/quote]

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?[/quote]

it means "you smell!" loool.

tawbah literally means repentance. when a person in indo pak says tobah tobah (different spelling) means I repent; its a way of colloquial way of showing dislike or abhorrance of something or apprehension of something.[/quote]

....the hell?!

Naj I don't smell! I take 5 showers a day because i'm OCD!

Dave — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:53

[quote="*DUST*"]a pilot's license [/quote]

Single engine private pilot!

Any idiot with 50 hours of free time and enough spare change to buy a pinto can do it!

You — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:54

Unles you're muslim.

Then the first lesson will be 'escorted' by the airforce...

star — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:54

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Med"][quote="naj"][quote="Don Karnage"]What does "toba" mean[/quote]

toba means erm........med what does it mean ?[/quote]

it means "you smell!" loool.

tawbah literally means repentance. when a person in indo pak says tobah tobah (different spelling) means I repent; its a way of colloquial way of showing dislike or abhorrance of something or apprehension of something.[/quote]

....the hell?!

Naj I don't smell! I take 5 showers a day because i'm OCD![/quote]

what the ?

MEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

whts OCD dont get ya!

star — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 - 23:59

Very Good....

[quote="Med"]Adil: I love you gorjuss. Your the most beautiful person I have ever met and I want you to have 16 kids with me.
His Mrs: I know you love me, and I love you too, but tobah tobah, 16 kids!! ur crazee.[/quote]

hahahaha! funny........

Medarris — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:00

[quote="naj"]Very Good....

[quote="Med"]Adil: I love you gorjuss. Your the most beautiful person I have ever met and I want you to have 16 kids with me.
His Mrs: I know you love me, and I love you too, but tobah tobah, 16 kids!! ur crazee.[/quote]

hahahaha! funny........[/quote]

why?nothing funny abt that, weirdo.

naj u on medication? u talking crazy talk.

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:02

Ah... very good then.

So whats wrong with a shark!

I think it's kinda cool...

A complete waste of money as usual - but that's their thing.

Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:04

[quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]

Hang on... didn't Yuit ask the [i]exact same question[/i] once?

Like word for word

hmmm... interesting.

star — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:05

[quote="Don Karnage"]Ah... very good then.

So whats wrong with a shark!

I think it's kinda cool...

A complete waste of money as usual - but that's their thing.[/quote]

whats wrong with a SHARK !!! course its cool....

but what the hell ?

dangerous ...ugly....got a phobia......coz of JAWS...

[quote="Med"]why?nothing funny abt that, weirdo.

naj u on medication? u talking crazy talk.[/quote]

i am ? oh sorry...