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what religions did u cover in RE?

my sister did RE at A level and she had to study christianity-apparently it was really hard

put me off picking it

[quote="*DUST*"]12 pages for an AS coursework?? wow... but isnt that a bit [b]too[/b] much?[/quote]

Twelve. Thats all he did the whole year. One for each month.

I did AS level.

Islam.

To complete the A Level I would have chosen Philosophy, but that was not an option...

(2 AS levels make one A level...)

[quote="Don Karnage"]Admin we need to get you married off...[/quote]

I like your thinking bruv.

I'm thinking I'll find the bride, you can pay for the wedding and split what ever is left over like china ware, flowers, food, cake at th end 50/50?

thats agreeed den.

admin get ready bruv.

mere yaar ki shadi hai.

[quote="Don Karnage"]Admin we need to get you married off...[/quote]

:twisted:

LOL

anyone in mind?

and do bear in mind that the loner does not like human company :twisted:

know anyone who would be OK with that? 😉

[quote="Don Karnage"]Admin we need to get you married off...[/quote]

???

As long as I get to pick out the cake - i'm in.

[quote="Admin"][quote="Don Karnage"]Admin we need to get you married off...[/quote]

???[/quote]

If you're spending your time looking through old school essays under your bed - that's a call for intervention from Dave and Med.

Don't worry - we'll set you up with a very nice wife. I'll make sure she's an excellent cook, and Med will see to her religiousness.

You don't have to do a thing.

All of this.

Davey boy's got you covered like a glove.

qwhat? your going to hell, and because you cannot pick your own cakwe, oyu think you can drag me along aswell?

I'll stay here thank you very much.

:twisted:

He will start deleting... her.

[quote="Admin"]qwhat? your going to hell, and because you cannot pick your own cakwe, oyu think you can drag me along aswell?

I'll stay here thank you very much.

:twisted:[/quote]

Hey i'm not going to hell! I think...

Well... it depends how selective God is willing to be with my history. Is there some sort of burden of proof?

I figured if I can't have a say in my own wedding - I should have a disproportionate say in somebody elses.

Yours, namely.

Don't worry about a thing though - well take care of everything. When a random girl shows up at your house with pots and pans just bare in mind she's NOT a new cook.

[quote="Omrow"]He will start deleting... her.[/quote]
lol

I shud be sleeping-

gotta get up for Sehri tomorrow-

at least when daddy was here I'd implement bedtime at the right time

now I'm like all u owls

Yay you can join my midnight cult and stay up late to talk to me!!!!!!

I get so lonely around 8 because i'm the only one online.

What shall we talk about...

Hows life in Madheia world?

[quote="*DUST*"]Lets see - Mez says she is 17 years old, and from Oldham. now it cant b hayduh coz he has an elder sister and he's 19, and it cant b Irf coz he lives in B'ham

so keep gessing Don! :P[/quote]

I think I know who it is, Is it Seraph, it has too be. Very similar personailities IMO.

[quote="Don Karnage"]

Hows life in Madheia world?[/quote]

Lame.

LOL-I'm not much of a talker.

Its all good

still off from Uni

gonna fast 2moro

do Eid on Tuesdya-got new clothes-will read paryer in the MOSQUE and will spend the day with family

on Wednesday family from up north are coming-gonna do Eid again with them :roll:

and they'll trash the house and prevent me from coming on the revival 😢

[quote="yuit"][quote="*DUST*"]Lets see - Mez says she is 17 years old, and from Oldham. now it cant b hayduh coz he has an elder sister and he's 19, and it cant b Irf coz he lives in B'ham

so keep gessing Don! :P[/quote]

I think I know who it is, Is it Seraph, it has too be. Very similar personailities IMO.[/quote]

i thought that too!

Yuit, is it not way past ur bed time?

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]on Wednesday family from up north are coming-gonna do Eid again with them :roll:

and they'll trash the house and prevent me from coming on the revival :cry:[/quote]
heyyy, this is 'BIG' Eid, it lasts for 3 days, so be happy and festive for those 3 days! 🙂

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="Don Karnage"]

Hows life in Madheia world?[/quote]

Lame.

LOL-I'm not much of a talker.

Its all good

still off from Uni

gonna fast 2moro

do Eid on Tuesdya-got new clothes-will read paryer in the MOSQUE and will spend the day with family

on Wednesday family from up north are coming-gonna do Eid again with them :roll:

and they'll trash the house and prevent me from coming on the revival :cry:[/quote]

What do you do for reading prayer?

lol and would these relatives be the epic "aunties" we've heard so much about?

[quote="*DUST*"][quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]on Wednesday family from up north are coming-gonna do Eid again with them :roll:

and they'll trash the house and prevent me from coming on the revival :cry:[/quote]
heyyy, this is 'BIG' Eid, it lasts for 3 days, so be happy and festive for those 3 days! :)[/quote]

yes-but Eid prayer is only one day

and the big feast-biryani etc is only one day

getting dressed up though is three days

[quote="Don Karnage"]

What do you do for reading prayer?

lol and would these relatives be the epic "aunties" we've heard so much about?[/quote]

go mosque and read prayer behind the Imam

u cant read eid prayer at home-

yeh I have some annoying aunties coming over-they're not AS bad most aunties

but they still drive me up the wall

[quote="flower"][quote="yuit"][quote="*DUST*"]Lets see - Mez says she is 17 years old, and from Oldham. now it cant b hayduh coz he has an elder sister and he's 19, and it cant b Irf coz he lives in B'ham

so keep gessing Don! :P[/quote]

I think I know who it is, Is it Seraph, it has too be. Very similar personailities IMO.[/quote]

i thought that too! [/quote]
ooooh. i think u two may hav tapped into something here... :twisted:

i was trying to think - who else is from Oldham? didnt think Seraph was, but he is isn't he? and she said her bro's 'sensitive' - sounds like Seraph to me... 😛 (poor Mez is gonna get a real beating from her bro...) 😉

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="Don Karnage"]

What do you do for reading prayer?

lol and would these relatives be the epic "aunties" we've heard so much about?[/quote]

go mosque and read prayer behind the Imam

u cant read eid prayer at home-

yeh I have some annoying aunties coming over-they're not AS bad most aunties

but they still drive me up the wall[/quote]

Oh... well that's not terribly complicated...

What's with aunties anyway? I don't really know my aunts all that well but they don't bother me all that much... do they have some level of undue influence over your life or something?

[quote="Don Karnage"]

What's with aunties anyway? I don't really know my aunts all that well but they don't bother me all that much... do they have some level of undue influence over your life or something?[/quote]

Nothing really-they funny and make me laugh

they aint cultural even though they from back home

but they drive me insane with their constant meddling in my life

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"][quote="Don Karnage"]

What's with aunties anyway? I don't really know my aunts all that well but they don't bother me all that much... do they have some level of undue influence over your life or something?[/quote]

Nothing really-they funny and make me laugh

they aint cultural even though they from back home

but they drive me insane with their constant meddling in my life[/quote]

lol well that doesn't sound so bad then! Kind of like a small group of entertainers coming over to live with you for an afternoon.

dont forget to read takbeere tashreek after fajr till friday asar salah..

its wajib upon us ..

goodnite.

[quote="yuit"]
I think I know who it is, Is it Seraph, it has too be. Very similar personailities IMO.[/quote]

I can not believe it you have guessed it!! :oops:

I bet admin told you!

Does anyone know how cabbing works? If you want the driver to get you from A-B on time...how will they know how to get there if they have never been there before?

Do they rely on the A-Z book or do they have some sort of a journey planner thing?

[quote="MuslimSister"]Does anyone know how cabbing works? If you want the driver to get you from A-B on time...how will they know how to get there if they have never been there before?

Do they rely on the A-Z book or do they have some sort of a journey planner thing?[/quote]

If it's anything like NYC you call the cab company - and if they don't know how to get to your location they simply ask where it's near.

All they do is drive... they pretty much know where everything is.

[quote="Mez"][quote="yuit"]
I think I know who it is, Is it Seraph, it has too be. Very similar personailities IMO.[/quote]

I can not believe it you have guessed it!! :oops:

I bet admin told you![/quote]
:shock: yuit u were right!! 😃 Mez i'm shocked u didn deny it wot with all the 'i refuse to tell u' going on before... 😛 admin didnt tel us anything, yuit guessed it himself... 😂