is halwa better than sliced bread?

Hey I can cook omelette in a microwave (I have perfected the art. It tastes rather spiffing.)

I can make tea.

I can also dial a takeaway.

I can also walk to some.

and I cannot stand halwa (gajar one can be nice... but its mostly too sweet). I do not eat sweet rice either. Don't like it. come to think of it, there is a small variety of sweet things I can eat.

Supposedly as a kid i would puke if I ate anything sweet (including chocolates... which I can eat now...)

hey best thing to get rid of sweet chocolate taste from your mouth is ginger biscuits. I don't like them, but I occasionally get them for their job in removing the taste.

paratha's: an evil biddah launched into the world. They should be eradicated.

/food rant over

[quote="Admin"]
paratha's: an evil biddah launched into the world. They should be eradicated.

[/quote]

care to provide evidence for this supposed innovation? The principle is that everything is halal unless it is expressly forbidden, so you have to prove that paratha is an innovation and should be shunned.

lol,

lifes funny.

May ALLAH keep you happy, admin. ameen

loooooool

chi chi chi

who made thou ones Ustaad??

i know i get arrogant from you, disrespectful i may be, rude and insolent i contest!

Alhamdulillah, i'll let you know, my mum is the only person in the world today i would have no qualms doing anything for, at all expenses. the only reason im alive and doing well alhamdulillah is mother's dua. Us Lodhi's are fond of our darling mothers

Diseased with love?lol......tell me how!

[quote="Med"][quote="Admin"]
paratha's: an evil biddah launched into the world. They should be eradicated.[/quote]

care to provide evidence for this supposed innovation? The principle is that everything is halal unless it is expressly forbidden, so you have to prove that paratha is an innovation and should be shunned.

lol,

lifes funny.

May ALLAH keep you happy, admin. ameen[/quote]

just taste it.

Its rank.

secondly, the question is what came first? chicken or egg? so obviously paratha's came later.

need more proof?

(nice to see you have learnt from me. Inshallah you will take these principle and applythem elsewhere in more serious matters.)

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]
Diseased with love?lol......tell me how![/quote]

u knw hayder. denial is the first stage, soon u will reach realisation.acceptance.

dnt worry bruv, im here for ya!

lol..........if i ever need comforting, i'll know who to come to eh! :roll:

[quote="Med"][quote="Admin"]
paratha's: an evil biddah launched into the world. They should be eradicated.

[/quote]

care to provide evidence for this supposed innovation? The principle is that everything is halal unless it is expressly forbidden, so you have to prove that paratha is an innovation and should be shunned.

lol,

lifes funny.

May ALLAH keep you happy, admin. ameen[/quote]

LOL...seriously parathas are delicious made with lurpak danish quality butta.

[quote="Admin"]
(nice to see you have learnt from me. Inshallah you will take these principle and applythem elsewhere in more serious matters.)[/quote]

(actually I contest that principle, but gonna let it go. I see you were acting like me, so I thought to act like u. I dont think u believe paratha are bid'ah, u shud not be mistaken in thinking I take ur principle without further explanatory detail)

but lets keep this light, like the paratha?

euurggh.

below the belt that one is!

paratha are actually quite heavy

hence why i refuse to eat them at sehri

they often leave a funny feeling in your throat in the mornin

Hayder you turning scottish?

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]paratha are actually quite heavy

[/quote]

talk abt stating the OBVIOUS!

taste better with keema 🙂

my favourite is monster munch, pickled onion flava.

[quote="Med"]my favourite is monster munch, pickled onion flava.[/quote]

u stole my fav crisps and flavour :evil: but anywayz doesnt matter

nite everyone..

wasalaam

i also like M&Ms, thats my FAVOURITE chocolate

[quote="Admin"]Hayder you turning scottish?[/quote]

I'll reply to myself.

Hayder why is the title can[b]y[/b] anyone?

You turning scottish?

oh aye,

it was a speeling mistake

Keema nutrition bars.....for when your on the go

i think im on to something big here folks.... 🙂

Hayder you sure your surname is not trotter?

and first name delboy?

lol.....why do you insisit on comparing me to del boy??

imnot even coming up with inventive ideas nor am i selling anything!

well i am...

EDIT

jsu realised, i am

That is a hard one, erm....
halwa way better, my mum makes the best ever halwa lol, even beats warbuntons bread (i cant believe im sayin that i love bread always av it in the morin not really a cereal person). Yep defo cant cook even though i did it at gcse but i wouldnt mind learnin to but u never get tym, busy, busy, busy. But mum says she'l teach us in summer hols lol. Oh yeah can make roti but they always turn out square lol, damn the person who ever thought of round roti 😃

Im gona go with sliced bread on this one! (although im starting to like halwa a little bit now)

Parathas are the best esp the saag, gobi and keema ones 🙂 , but not at sehri time

I can cook!!!!! Im doing most of the eid cooking this year coz mum aint feeling too good, i was a trainee chef in mums kitchen until today

[quote="flower"]Im gona go with sliced bread on this one! (although im starting to like halwa a little bit now)

Parathas are the best esp the saag, gobi and keema ones 🙂 , but not at sehri time

I can cook!!!!! Im doing most of the eid cooking this year coz mum aint feeling too good, i was a trainee chef in mums kitchen until today[/quote]

Defo got to agree wiv u there flower nothin beats parathas with chai 😃

wts wv u lot chtn bwts food ent u lot fastin, dnt chtn bwt food mek y alil pit pekish hey??

[quote="xXkUr1Xx"]wts wv u lot chtn bwts food ent u lot fastin, dnt chtn bwt food mek y alil pit pekish hey??[/quote]

actually believe it or not it dont, well not me anyway.

[quote="Admin"]I can make tea.

I can also dial a takeaway.

I can also walk to some.

and I cannot stand halwa (gajar one can be nice... but its mostly too sweet). I do not eat sweet rice either. Don't like it. come to think of it, there is a small variety of sweet things I can eat.

Supposedly as a kid i would puke if I ate anything sweet (including chocolates... which I can eat now...)

hey best thing to get rid of sweet chocolate taste from your mouth is ginger biscuits. I don't like them, but I occasionally get them for their job in removing the taste.

paratha's: an evil biddah launched into the world. They should be eradicated.

/food rant over[/quote]

Lol...I too hate most Asian sweet dishes...be it kheer, Halwa, Seveya, Gajrela etc etc

When agressive aunties force me to eat, I swallow it whole without tasting it. I don't have much of a sweet tooth either...but I love very spicy Asian food.

And I also, can not stand "parathe" I can't remember the last time I had one...its waaay to heavy and the smell of "aslee ghee" makes me sick.

And to answer the question in this thread...No, I can't make halwa. I don't bother cooking what I don't like to eat.

Rasmalai! 😃

Now there's a sweet dish no-one can hate.

[quote="irfghan"]Rasmalai! 😃

Now there's a sweet dish no-one can hate.[/quote]

totally!!!!!!!

I hate halwa but i love rice puddin mum makes the best!!

Apart from the above 2 sweet dishes the other asian sweet dishes are ewwww