Moan about anything you like on this thread:
Six week holidays- too long, too boring….
Broccoli- I’m 14 years old yet my mum still shoves it down my throat…
Crazy frog ring tone-Although it sounds like mi dad on a good day- I am getting sick of hearing it all the bloody time….
Soccer- So bloody boring! What’s so good about watching 22 men kicking a ball round the pitch?- now playing soccer is a totally different thing altogether…
ICT lessons-they are so bloody boring….. [Coz our teacher is stupid I surf the net all lesson. I chose GNVQ ICT as one of mi GCSE options and we are gonna get SIX LESSONS of ICT a week, so that’s six lessons of surfing the net and doing what I want]
Mr Editor- He has deleted, edited, rephrased 90% of mi posts and I am sick of it!
Nike shox- they are horrible, I am so glad they are out of fashion, they look like space boots….
Parents- Weird, stupid and mi curfew is ridiculous…
Add your own to the list:
BTW NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO PUT MY NAME ON THE LIST!
I [i]like[/i] this thread. Good idea Judda.
As this forum knows I am always ranting.
Today's rant - the North, where I am presently wasting away on "vacation" or what is left of it.
There are several problems I have with the North but probably the number one problem I have with it is geography.
It's cold up here, and when people talk about going to the border they don't mean that festive happy place where there are endless margaritas, spanish, mexicans (who have one the most awesome people to have at a party award for six years straight now) salsa clubs, mariachi bands, and pristine beaches.
No - they mean the border with Canada, where instead of a delicious cheese enchilada instead you will recieve snow on a stick with maple syrup on it.
Instead of Spanish you get the bastardized language of Franglais.
Instead of Salsa clubs and Mariachi bands you get depressing cold bars and Celine Dion, and rather than pristine beaches you get the frigid cold pulluted great lakes - oh and there is Prince Edward Island that has creepy gypsies ready to pounce on you for 10 bucks.
Yea... great place the North is.
Love it here.
Also there is no Hilton Head island in the North - no no last I checked that's in the great state of SC.
One final thing totally unrelated to geography... there are way too many white people here. Now I know that is strange coming from a white guy - but let's be honest here, you leave white people alone in seclusion for 500 years and you get swiss yodelling. A little multiculturalism really could perk this drab place up
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS?!
...there is good news though!
I am cutting this nonsense short so I can kidnap Annette for a few days, munch down some flautas and coronas, and sail before I head back to school and find myself depressed once more.
Gimme the gulf baby!
Salam
Jedda. How many times during the day do you bang your head against the wall ?
And what do you with all that blood on the floor ?
Also, while hitting away, do you ever hit a nail ?
One more. Don't the neighbours call the vet ?
Omrow
Omrow its judda not jedda
BTW mate it’s ‘salaam’ not ‘salam’….. salam is the black cat in Sabrina the teenage witch!
Another rant is why the hell do ppl from the Indian Subcontinent pronounce all Arabic words incorrectly!?….
Mr. Editor/admin/moderator (don’t know which one) why the hell did you edit one of mi rants above!? Aren’t you offended by them as well?-BTW are you men or women?... its kinda got me thinking now….
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
mum always sends me on wild goose chases
she sends me to get stuff far away, in the rain only to tell me when I get home that she forgot to ask me to get sumin
she never rings me on my mobile
thats my rant of the day
my rant...
immature boys writing rubbsih on islamic forums!
My rants for today:
Gay marriages- pointless, wierd and disgusting.
Marriage-Its a piece of paper, a waste of money and a divorce doesn't come cheep either.
Liverpool accent- very annoying
Muhammads advice on fasting to prevent you from wanting to play, any logical reason for that coz all this fasting is making me very ill....
Girls- vile creatures
Curiosity- it’s the curse of the human brain, it has got me into a lot of trouble in the past.
Morality cops- They have got nuffin 2 do wid Islam!
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GROW UP, AND DON'T SPEAK TO THE SISTERS IN SUCH A SHAMELESS MANNER [b]
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What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
my rant for today and yesterday....
Manchester Weather :x :x :x
The Lover is ever drunk with love;
He is free, he is mad,
He dances with ecstasy and delight.
Caught by our own thoughts,
We worry about every little thing,
But once we get drunk on that love,
Whatever will be, will be.
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, I love British weather
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
Seraphs Rant.
Stupid truck drivers driving really slow on the motorway... especially the ones that think they can drive in the fast lane @ a mere 50mph!!
Another thing that annoys me, the amount of ghee(or butter) that goes into Asian food, some people really really over do it. No wonder alot of the elder generation get diabetes, or hav high blood pressure; with that huge tyre they're dragging around with them.
People who have computers but dont know how to use one annoy me. Whats the point of having a computer if your not gonna use it? How will you learn if you dont use it?
The last thing that annoy me, parents that let their kids run around outside ALL day without any knowledge about what their kids are doing and where they are? If they get run over whose fault is it??
Back in BLACK
I have too many rants to rant about....so I cant be bothered to list them.
Thats my rant for the day.
Salam
You have too many rants?
Nah. We dont believe you lady.
Omrow
'We' ... whats this 'we' stuff?
Wat hav u got a mouse in your pocket?
Back in BLACK
My rant.....
Tired, got bak from wrk an hour ago
No food in the house and cant be bothered makin anythin
No1 in the house part from bro's
Mum gone down south to a wedin
Sis/cuz's gone to London for meetin which means she gets to see Shaykh ul Islam not fair
(p.s. muslim sis/lilsis you guys will see them at the Miraj-un-nabi 
conference on weds which i just found out bout 2day 
)
y aint u ranting about being called a mouse?
Y do dey call u dat 4?
What you put in the hearts of others; is what goes back into your own heart…
Last night dad took me out to eat in a Restaurant….he took me to Ambabala this Asian Restaurant.
I’m a Pakistani girl who eats Pakistani food every single day. So if we’re going out to eat doesn’t it make sense that we eat something that we don’t usually eat everyday? He could have taken me to Nando’s, Pizza Hut, or anywhere else. What’s the point of taking me out to eat something that tastes just like what mum has made at home? We should have just stayed home.
But did I say that out-loud? Nope, I quietly ate my chicken Jalfrezi and even split a “Lassi” with him.
Am I an ungrateful, moody girl? Probably.
LOL-she's just in a bad mood cos she couldnt go to some Miraj porgramme last night
she should have just went
I made some chicken Jafrezi a little while ago - very good I must say!
She did come unmuslimsisterly close to sarcasm there...
Lol-yeah sarcasm is my biggest weakness.
But 90% of the time I think stuff, but never have the guts to say it out loud...and if I do I end up feeling really really guilty.
lol no need to feel guilty for holding back a sarcastic comment - you are too much of a lady for that nonsense anyway.
mum and sis are fasting so mum never made me any munch today
she made me eat chicken n chips take away
i should have fasted too today-cos its not as if I'm being fed otherwise
and yes I am a lazy girl-so what :evil:
why are they fasting?... and why is it optional?
Yeh, today's fast is optional. It was during this time that our Prophet
visited the heavens and met Allah (swt)....so many people fast on this day.
But its totally optional.
The only time where fasting is not optional is ramadan. That is just over a month away now.
Fasting is also used as a sign of celebration.
"For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens 'as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone'" - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister. 13 May 2015.
Not according to everyone, i hate it when ppl have lame excuses like " i couldnt get up" or " these fasts are too long"...how can you not fast in the month of ramadan, it dont seem normal!
I'm not precisely clear what the importance of fasting is religiously - it was a jewish tradition that never carried over into christianity, but was revived by islam.
What are the spiritual implications? Is it merely an act of sacrifice - and if that's the case can you "fast" in other ways?
Basically since satan is locked up then you can surely increase your spirtuality cuz you are less likely to commit sin also fastin is so that we can be grateful to allah for what he has given us and to think bout those ppl who aren't so lucky as us.
WHat u mean by other ways?
So does that mean while you fast during the day you are encouraged to donate to starving people as well? I know charity is mandatory for muslims.
By other ways I was trying to compare it to what catholics do for lent - just because that's my frame of reference.
Also if Satan is locked up during the month of Ramadan does that imply that any sin that is committed during Ramadan is completely and totally 100% your fault since it was not inspired by Satan?
What are the implications of Satan not being around wrt to sin?
Yep if u commit sin then it is entirely your own doin but then agian there is always a choice when satan is around.
also satan not being around means that your level of faith is week if you sin but this is the month you can take advantage by doing dhikr (remberin allah) to cleanse your heart which in turns builds your taqwa (fear of allah) and gets rid of your nafs (ego)
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